Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (2024)

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Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

SPONSORS:-Go to https://policygenius.com/YMH and get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save- Visit https://PhalloFILL.com for more information on a location near you or TEXT 972-663-5588. Mention Your Mom’s House Podcast to receive 2 Free units on select packages.Financing Available at Select Locations.- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.What's up, Chom*oS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia", plus so much more! Pull 'em up and strap in, y'all.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 755Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4/17/2024 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 10 seconds

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Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754

SPONSORS:-Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM- Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse- Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase. https://Gametime.coPull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with an opening clip about somebody being played before Tom models some new dad eyes for Christina. Speaking of Christina, this week we get a hot toilet update from a recent hotel stay. There's also some more airtight storytime, reviewing the security footage from the Double Soul Shaman's visit to YMH studios, and last weeks Diddy discourse leads to Tom and Christina checking out some sus posts from 50 Cent's Instagram.Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Dave Attell who has a comedy special available now on Netflix called "Hot Cross Buns." They introduce Dave to cool guys, talk about perfecting jokes, and watching yourself do comedy. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some TikToks, and marvel at Dave Attell's personal flip phone.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 754Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4/10/2024 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 20 seconds

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DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 753

SPONSORS:- Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription.- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM- Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost.Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What's going on with Tom's nose? Christina has some thoughts on Tom's face and she makes it known. After defending his facial features Tom opens the show with a wild clip of a lady who matters freaking out at Wal-Mart. Tom also tells a story about watching some adult films with his dad and reads an airtight story that has to be heard to believe. Tim and Kristin also wonder why men seem to always be more depraved than women, plus explore an encounter with Garth Brooks and discover a new trend #FartWalk.We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! Tom and Christina talk to him about racist dogs, fat Disney adults, the fattest city in America, and of course the Diddy scandal that's sweeping the internet. They also answer some fan submitted advice emails and play America's favorite game show "Tom or Black?" Brian's latest special Live From The Mothership is streaming now on Netflix!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 753Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4/3/2024 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 3 seconds

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Will Tom & Christina Be On Jeopardy?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 752

SPONSORS:- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM- Go to https://factormeals.com/ymh50 with promo code YMH50 for 50% off.The Main Mommies are flying solo this week! Tom opens the show with a fun clip of a freakout at a Wal-Mart before showcasing a compilation from the recent visit by the Insane Clown Posse. They then turn to an airtight argument, before getting into a chat with a YMH intern who got to be on this week's Kill Tony. Tim and Kristin then get into the fatness epidemic, eating too much sushi, game shows on sick days, how to be on Jeopardy, fat people on rollercoasters, loneliness, and some of Christina's curations for good measure. I'll take Lucifer's Lair for $500, Alex.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 752Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3/27/2024 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 28 seconds

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Hate From YMH w/ Mark Normand and Caitlin Campbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 751

SPONSORS:- Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.- Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost.- Go to https://thefreezepipe.com and use code YMH for 10% off your entire order plus free shipping.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P have another pair of fun guests, but before the guests join the party, they recap all the fun from last week's visit from the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield.Tod opens the show with a clip about the blunders of colonialism and a gay freakout at an airport, followed by Christine sharing a story about being scolded at in public by an older gentleman.Caitlin Campbell joins the main mommies bearing freshly brewed coffee! Tom and Christina talk to her about dealing with hateful comments online, the traumatic brain injuries she's overcome, anger issues, and all sorts of info about international coffee.Mark Normand enters the mommy dome next and endures a gauntlet of neat stuff, slick stuff, and 1 Guy 1 Jar. Tom also shares some fun chiropractor videos, plus some clips about dangerous places to visit, a lady with a booty that can't fit on an airplane, a girl that farts in pots, a bootlicker, and some pup play enthusiasts. They also dive into some of Christina's Curations and videos of wealthy people who own tigers!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 751Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3/20/2024 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 20 seconds

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Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's House Ep. 750

SPONSORS:- Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH-Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.- Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase.- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got another airtight episode as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have the Double Soul Shaman himself, Will Blunderfield, followed by longtime YMH favorite, the great and powerful, Josh Potter. Before welcoming the guests, Christine and Tim open the show with a freakout at a nail salon, talk about Tom's dad eyes, the black plague, and discuss spending time at the mall. They also check out clips featuring a messed up foot, a man chugging tequila, and the greatest laugh ever.Next, Will Blunderfield joins Christina and Tom to talk all about naked yoga and the benefits of consuming genetic material. Will talks about his background, his singing career, Canadian Idol, gay frogs, before presenting a special gift to Christina to use on her own pleasure palace. Tom and Christina ask tons of questions and learn a thing or two about urine therapy and knocking the o'l bean bag around from the certified sex kung fu instructor himself.After Will slips away, the Roach scurries in and he's got a brand new show coming to YMH Studios! Starting tonight, Josh Potter will be hosting Behind The Jeans, a weekly livestream recap show where he'll cover and dissect everything going on in the YMH universe. Tom and Christina also catch-up with Potter's love life, get an update on The King, introduce him to Tony P and some dumb tourists, plus dive into a barrel of Christina's Curations! Try it out!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3/13/2024 • 2 hours, 46 seconds

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Beefing With The FBI w/ Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J) | Your Mom's House Ep. 749

Tom's new Come Together Tour is coming to Texas and Florida this month! Get tickets now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tourSPONSORS:Go to https://Shopify.com/momshouse to get a one-dollar-per-month trial period.Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription.Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.Head to http://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.Pull those JNCO jeans up, ninjas! This week Tim and Christine welcome the infamous Insane Clown Posse, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J to YMH Studio! Before the clowns enter the Mommy Dome, Tom Segura and Christina P open with a cool clip from KingCobra, talk about the movie Joker, lifelong bits, old school TV commercials, Braulio the cool guy from Alaska, Robert DeNiro, a mother/son OnlyFans duo, plus another airtight story!ICP joins in and talks about what they've been up to lately, including Violent J's return to wrestling in Japan and his stand-up comedy performance on Kill Tony. They also clear the air on their past issues with the FBI and how their fans were openly considered a criminal organization. They also talk about the Beastie Boys, guilty pleasures, ball lifts, the Double Soul Shaman, some erotic fiction, Christina's TikTok curations, and locker room talk. WHOOP WHOOP!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 749Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3/6/2024 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 43 seconds

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Paul Virzi Is HORRIFIED | Ep. 748

SPONSORS:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOMIt’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P really missed each other and open the show with a cool guy looking for a cool emo girl. Next, Tom reads another airtight story submission which leads to a debate about "airtight stolen valor". Christina shares a YMH Exclusive concerning some hotel toilets, we check-in on the Double Soul Shaman and check out a guy named Tumbleweed Tommy.Comedian Paul Virzi joins the Main Mommies and he's already traumatized by the Double Soul Shaman clips he saw being played in the YMH lobby. This leads to a story about a time he was terrified by a giant man pounding on his door at a hotel he was staying at. After some trauma bonding, he chats with Tom and Christina about self love, Michael Jordan, finding your tribe, edibles, hot politicians, before reacting to some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and Christina's curations!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 748Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2/28/2024 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 11 seconds

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Size Matters w/ Rory Scovel & William Moore (PhalloFILL) | Your Mom's House Ep. 747

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Hungryroot.com/mom to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Disney adults, and talk about facelifts and celebrity plastic surgery.Christina and Tom are joined by Bill Moore who introduces them to the world of cosmetic penile fillers and offers a buffet of samples for them to check out. They talk about the benefits, the risks, and everything there is to know about increasing one's size. Tom also introduces Bill to the Double Soul Shaman who has his own methods of making members grow.Rory Scovel joins the Main Mommies to talk about his new special and how the comedy landscape has changed for marketing yourself. He also reacts to some fun clips featuring some female pilots, a woman afraid of suds, a special drink brewed by the Double Soul Shaman, a school board meeting, and a cool Disney adult. They also chat about Rory's artistic endeavors and co-existing with bugs, plus so much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 747Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2/21/2024 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 15 seconds

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KISS and Tell w/ Gene & Nick Simmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 746

SPONSORS:Head to http://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Drizly or Instacart by going to http://coorslight.com/YMHSign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouseDon’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.Show me that you like me! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast it's Valentime's Day so Tim and Kristin talk about the very worst part about the corporate holiday of love, before opening the show with a cute song by a cool guy and reading a family friendly airtight story. Tom also gives us a toenail update, they react to some clips featuring a barefoot couple, a Bruins fan, the most hated barista in Canada Caitlin Campbell, and Drake's pet snake.Christina and Tom then welcome the legendary Gene Simmons and his son Nick. Fresh off the final KISS farewell tour, Gene shares stories from his lengthy career with the mommies. He talks about being a straight edge rockstar, Tom asks him about going airtight with groupies, and Gene reveals his connections to Van Halen. Nick being a mommy himself is excited as Tom and Christina also showcase some Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's curated TikToks to Gene plus so much more! Don't be stingy, Mark.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 746Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2/14/2024 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 51 seconds

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Wild Alternative Lifestyles w/ Moshe Kasher | Your Mom's House Ep. 745

SPONSORS:-Right now get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH-Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! We start the week with a DENTAL UPDATE and open the show with a clip courtesy of the double soul shaman. Tim and Kristin then share a few new airtight stories submitted by fans, they also discuss the recent Vince McMahon allegations, play a game of "Would You Rather?", plus introduce a very cool guy by the name of Tony P.Comedian Moshe Kasher joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book "Subculture Vulture" and talks about his time in rehab, his running streak of attending Burning Man and the San Francisco rave scene. Moshe then shares stories from his experiences as an ASL interpreter and how growing up with a deaf family impacted his life. The trio also talk about Moshe's wife Natasha's recent appearance at the Improv and the value of trying new things. They also watch a butthole arts and crafts video, some TikToks from the double soul shaman, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus more of Christina's curations!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 745Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2/7/2024 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 56 seconds

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Setting The Record Straight w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 744

SPONSORS:Go to http://Hungryroot.com/MOM, to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies.Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now! New customers use my promo code MOM and bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly! That’s promo code MOM – only at DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOMIt’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the real star of the film "Saltburn", the proper way to drink Metamucil,Disney Adults, and get another follow up on the topic of "airtight". They open the show with a cool clip from a very cool combat vet before checking out some inspiring fat athletes, a double soul shaman, and a man dealing with some back pain.Comedian and sandwich enthusiast Joe DeRosa joins the Main Mommies to set the record straight on a very hands-on experience he had at last years skan*fest, plus clarifies the incident that went down between Bert and Joe List. They also talk a lot about food including, the wild foods they've tried, death row desserts, a burger debate between Burger King and Shake Shack, plus Joe's own personal food takes. We also get a classic Ari instigation story and much more. Now just lemme eat ya!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 744Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1/31/2024 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 8 seconds

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The Amazin' Opinions of Jesse Lee Peterson | Your Mom's House Ep. 743

SPONSORS:Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM.WHAT A MESS! It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by radio host, broadcaster, and very cool guy, Jesse Lee Peterson. Before Jesse joins in, Tom and Christina open the show with a clip of a bike lane confrontation by an aggressive surfer, get a shoutout from popular barista Caitlin Campbell, and check out the wild comments of another wholesome content creator called Wise Words From Neve. Tom also shares his handsy experience at Sam's Tailor in Hong Kong and we also get a sweet update from Dr. Drew! The Main Mommies then chat with Jesse Lee Peterson and get an insight into who he is and where he came from. He has a lot of out there ideas about race and gender, but also has an interesting view of forgiveness and letting go of anger. He also talks to the Mommies about mothers, Los Angeles, Ryan Sickler's appearance on his show, taking responsibilities, "Big Momma Michelle", segregation, and great pilots who happen to be women. Cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 743Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1/24/2024 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 6 seconds

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Filling All The Holes w/ Sam Tallent | Your Mom's House Ep. 742

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.-Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up through my promo code MOM-Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouseOn this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a business idea involving live streaming celebrities experiencing bouts of diarrhea, before moving on to a valid criticism about the lack of money shots in certain types of adult entertainment. We then get an opening clip which asks the burning question "whor* or Jew?" A question which inspires a spirited debate on first names that equate to lifestyles of sexual freedom.The mommies are joined by comedian and NYTimes best smelling author of "Running The Light", Sam Tallent. Sam talks about his latest comedy special and reminisces with Tom about life as a student athlete. They get some locker room talk in as Christina and Tom share their own experiences of body part comparisons in the showers. Other topics covered include, big breasts, the Four Strokes guy, more dumb tourist behavior, penis fillers, stuffing faces, Metamucil, and growers vs. showers.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom's House Ep. 742GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY).Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV).21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Bet $5 Get $200: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued in bonus bets. Void in NH/OR. No Sweat: Opt in req. 1 No Sweat token issued per day. SGP/SGPx bets only. 3+ legs req. Max. wagering limits apply. Must use funds from cash balance. Must select token BEFORE placing bet. Bet must lose after applying Token. Paid as one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Tokens expire at start of the last game each day when offered. No Sweat cannot be used to redeem Bet $5 Get $200 offer. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 01/28/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/ftball.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1/17/2024 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 31 seconds

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The Jiaoying Dynasty w/ Jiaoying Summers | Your Mom's House Ep. 741

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 55% off your Babbel subscription.-Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MOM to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life.On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedian and all around hustler, Jiaoying Summers. She talks about her Chinese upbringing and how desperation led to her attending college in Kentucky. They also discuss topics such as strict Chinese beauty standards, scorpion juice, brutal mothers, and her ownership of a comedy club. Jiaoying also gets introduced to some classic YMH clips and reacts to some of Christina's TikTok curations. Ta ta there!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1/10/2024 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 45 seconds

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Vagabond Vacations | Your Mom's House Ep. 740

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1/3/2024 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 57 seconds

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Cool Guy Christmas w/ Mike Bridenstine | Your Mom's House Ep. 739

Did you miss our new YMH Special “69 Minutes?” You can still watch it NOW at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.comSPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.'Tis the season to be a cool guy! This week Tim and Christine open the show with a Christmas wish and have some serious opinions on cottage cheese. They also review a batch of wonderful new cool guys, discuss scents, and admire what Christina's doing with her hair.We then welcome comedian Mike Bridenstine! He's got a new book out "The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side" and this leads to an in-depth conversation about the heavy hitters he came up with. Names like TJ Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, and Hannibal Buress are just few of the comedians who made the alt comedy scene in Chicago what it was. They also talk about crazy drivers, dumb tourists, throuples, watering plants with period blood, little people, power washing fat people, and some hilarious TikToks curated by Christina P!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/20/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 47 seconds

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Where Are The Bodies w/ Wheeler Walker Jr. | Your Mom's House Ep. 738

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.comTom is coming to LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Tickets are on presale this Thursday at 10am PST with the code TOMMY. Get tickets at https://netflixisajokefest.com or https://tomsegura.com/tourPULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss what they love about the holiday season, being in the Christmas spirit, women's bareknuckle boxing, Tom's airport story, and dumb tourism. They also watch some clips from those same dumb tourists and a mashup video of a Chris Hanson interrogation with a video of Senator John Kennedy reading an erotic novel.Country musician Wheeler Walker Jr. joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new album "Ram", Nashville, Garth Brooks, Tom's remix of a Miami Sound Machine song, and Kevin Leonardo. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips and wrap up by watching a batch of fun TikTok's. Wheeler then closes the show by serenading Tom and Christina with his hit song "f*ck This Job". I like that!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/13/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 41 seconds

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Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.comSPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor.Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/6/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 49 seconds

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Dissed By George Lopez w/ Ralph Barbosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 736

PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week Tom Segura and Christina P are feeling the effects of Thanksgiving, they also talk about a horrible Uber driver, the upcoming special “69 Minutes”, an Enny’s dreads update. They also check out some clips featuring a fun mispronunciation of Daniel Ricciardo, a col chiropractor, an even cooler guy in Columbia, and a Hellcat lady, before interpreting the meaning behind a philosophical question proposed by Rob Iler.Comedian Ralph Barbosa joins in and talks about his Netflix special, attracting goth girls, and making peace with the infamous beef with George Lopez. Christina shows Ralph some TikToks and the trio react to some clips regarding butt stuff, and they get Ralphs take on some prison inmate penpal videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/29/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 49 seconds

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Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 735

This week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attendants. Christina also chimes in with some old journal memories and matching couples outfits. We also get announcements for the upcoming event comedy special "69 Minutes" and new tour dates for both Tom and Christina!The main mommies are then joined by comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler! They catch up and talk about what he's been up, the new podcast he's launching soon, Dennis Rodman, and dangerous student drivers. They move into clip territory and watch some clips from some chiropractors and highlights from Ryan Sickler's appearance on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Finally we see the return of Christina's Curations and get some classics from the world of TikTok!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/22/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 19 seconds

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Pulling Crowds & Pulling Teeth w/ Nate Jackson | Your Mom's House Ep. 734

Tickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available on pre-sale! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour and using the code TOMMYSPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Pull up your jeans and pull out some teeth this week with Tim and Kirstin! The Main Mommy is bored of being sick and discusses the perks of not eating late. They chat about hosting Tom's foreign cousins and their very particular choice of personal scents. We celebrate "No Bra Day" with The King, talk Victoria's Secret bringing sexy back, being a smart foo, plus more on Tom's F1 experience. Tom also has an announcement for a brand new special event!Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and comedy club owner Nate Jackson! He reveals how embracing TikTok changed the game for him and helped him break records selling tickets. Nate shares his thoughts on some clips featuring Jesse Lee Peterson and a Chewbacca roar revenge prank. They also talk about the success of Tyler Perry, adopting better health habits, masterpiece films on Tubi, and finally Nate shows off another talent by dropping a song he created!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/15/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 43 seconds

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Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733

Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE!Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/8/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 8 seconds

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Happy HallowJeans! w/ Jimmy Carr | Your Mom's House Ep. 732

HAPPY HALLOWJEANS!! On this episode, Tom and Christina discuss Christina's goth makeup, Halloween candy, their upcoming live show event, Charo's trip to Israel, and why adult actors make the best guests.Jimmy Carr is is a British-Irish comedian, presenter, writer, and actor. He joins the Main Mommies to chat about his upbringing, the Royal Family, the "Up" series, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson, performing internationally, and much more! He also watches some classic Master of Accents videos and shares some insight.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/1/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 47 seconds

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skan*fest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 731

Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from skan*fest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in between the YMH-style clips Tom and Christina picked out for them. Before wrapping up the episode, the girls were introduced to Jesse Lee Peterson, which caused Kim to have a troubling realization.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/25/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 2 seconds

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Dating Cool Guys w/ Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine | Your Mom's House Ep. 730

Welcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips of Kevin Samuels, Jesse Lee Peterson, Horrible or Hilarious, and a guy cleaning brown out of a urinal.Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine are comedians and the hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. They join the Main Mommies to find out which Cool Guy they want to date, and discuss Armie Hammer, if height matters, butt stuff, polyamory, Ben Affleck’s back tattoo, and much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/18/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 1 second

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Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom talks about the joys of torturing Charo and cold plunges. Also, they may have found a new cool guy in Jesse Peterson. Ta ta there!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/11/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 53 seconds

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Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728

I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the catering they got for her birthday, Charo’s old French lover, Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect, and the new thing Charo wants: veneers.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/4/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 19 seconds

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Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 727

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tom welcome Danny Brown back on the pod! Christina opens up the episode with an update on what happened while she was in Canada and her newest Pazsitzky Effect. Enny has a new addition to his Cap Report that may have you scratching your head. Once Danny makes his entrance, he updates Tom and CP on what’s going on with his life and music. Tom nudges Danny into a trying standup soon. Danny is then subjected to the YMH lineup of special videos like cool educational videos, Horrible or Hilarious, and inmate penpal. They wrap up the episode with Christina’s curations of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/27/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 41 seconds

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Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726

I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos.It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean Team. He sits down with the Main Mommies to discuss his time with the show, what’s going to happen with the marathon, and what next is in store for him.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/20/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes

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High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dude who claims he had hom*osexual relations with Barack Obama.Dan Soder joins the Main Mommies to discuss missing smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and high on stage, hanging with Dave Chappelle, free climbing, and cave diving, getting hurt as a kid, and much more! They watch New York’s cool new gender training video, some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Tom shares his infamous horse video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/13/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 21 seconds

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What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724

We’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing butts in a bookstore, plus they meet some sweet Idaho inmates who are looking for penpals.Kevin Ryan and H Foley from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast join the Main Mommies to discuss Ozempic, public vs. private meals, getting bribed as a juror, if Christina is Garbage, and why Lauren Compton definitely is, and more! Todd and Christine introduce the boys to their prison pen pals and they play a fun game of “Guess The Charges!” They wrap up by watching some fun “Horrible or Hilarious” videos.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/6/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 45 seconds

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We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgence of the R-Word. Finally, we're imposing a weight limit here at Studio Jeans and Tom calls Dr. Drew with a brilliant idea about educational content.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/30/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 44 seconds

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Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722

This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely productive mom, plus much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/23/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 29 seconds

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Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Why do dads love World War II? How is this graphic video still on YouTube? Why is RPC so upset? On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina tackle these questions and more. Apparently, it's been quite an interesting summer for the Mommies as Tom almost drowned in the ocean and Christina got into a huge confrontation outside of a grocery store. We also get the return of The King, a discussion on aliens, and two brand new Cap Reports! Finally, Nadav gives us an update on his journey to the New York City Marathon. We're all really excited for him!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/16/2023 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 9 seconds

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Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720

Catch Yoshi Obayashi at Fringe Fest! Tickets here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on#q=%22Yoshi%20Obayashi's%20Adult%20Content%22PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week the Main Mommies respond to the feedback they've received about the "ED is Cap" segment, take a look at Robert Paul Champagne's recent social media activity (he's mad at us), and watch a video of a cool guy "slave".They are joined by YMH favorite, comedian Yoshi Obayashi. Yoshi discusses Ted Kaczynski, terrorists, prostitution, the BLM movement, the sexual preferences of elite men, his experience with medical testing, Jeffrey Epstein, his recent trip to Japan, vacationing in Afghanistan, and much more. Tom and Christina show him Christina's TikTok curations, some cool Asian videos, and Tom's favorite horse video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/9/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 31 seconds

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The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719

WHAT’S UP Chom*oS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusem*nt park, the importance of dental work, utilizing sleep tape, college football, Sex and the City, and much more! The Main Mommies introduce her to Rex from Humans of New York and Daddy Demarkco, show her videos of a girl getting a very cool neck tattoo, a ride operator prankster, a potentially racist cat, and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/2/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 52 seconds

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No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of negativity he’s found himself in surrounding this marathon, and announce that there will definitely be a punishment under circ*mstances. We learn from our favorite cool guy who to pick up goth chicks, Gorlock the Destroyer, hear one of Tom’s drunkest stories and we have a HUGE announcement to share: Garth Brooks has completely blocked Tom on Instagram.We then welcome professional roaster, podcaster and comedian: Tony Hinchcliffe! Tony gives some incredibly supportive advice to Nadav, shares some Redban and Joey Diaz stories, and describes the liberty he gets to experience while doing comedy in Austin. They talk about how awesome Austin is (minus all the killings), Demarkco Flemming, and Tony shares his feelings on how terrible Whataburger is. We wrap up the episode with some of Christina’s most fear-inducing curations of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/26/2023 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 33 seconds

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The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717

Catch the all new podcast out of YMH Studios “Not Today Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler” every Thursday!Dude, I actually really really have explosive anus! This week we learn PMS is cap, we get some tips on avoiding child support and murder charges, and the mommies imagine what Daddy Demarco would do to Nadav.Then, we welcome back YMH all star and new addition to the podcast family: Robert Iler! This episode was filmed 2 days before the basketball game, so there is basketball talk as well as figuring out the new challenge. Is someone on staff running the New York Marathon?! We watch a clip of a cool guy who found a new way to white, do some Horrible or Hilarious and share some of Christina’s TikTok curations with Rob!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/19/2023 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 41 seconds

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Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Go see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix!PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss making their Netflix specials, specifically Tom’s newest “Sledgehammer,” middle-aged hobbies, some brown talk, and more! They watch a video of a cool lady giving tips on how to dwell in your vehicle, and a very cool guy named Daddy Demarkco. They also revisit the Humans of New York guy, Rex, who has a new post up, and give him a call to get some tips.Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, and author, whose new book is titled “We’re All in This Together… So Make Some Room”. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss VR games, motorcycles, mid life crises, current politics, slowly turning into your parents, his writing process, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/12/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 15 seconds

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Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715

Go see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix!HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more!The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZZhSOCYYc . The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming reward for the winner.Adam Friedland is a comedian and the host of “The Adam Friedland Show.” He joins Todd and Christine to talk about living in New York City, meeting Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, and how a joke about Ice Spice made him come between Taylor Swift and boyfriend Matty Healy. They watch a series of videos of cool girls, weird guys traveling the world to date, a very cool horse video, and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/5/2023 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 57 seconds

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Joining Jackass w/ Rachel Wolfson | Your Mom's House Ep. 714

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.OH THAT’S GONNA BE GOOD! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom and Christina call Charo and surprise her with a trip to Israel to check out JC’s old stomping grounds. They read a follow up email about the coolest “Humans of New York” guy, which leads them to discover that a Canadian politician ran for office preaching about sem*n retention. They watch videos of the “Rub Rub Rub” guy and a cool new “P*ssy Worship” guy.Rachel Wolfson is a comedian and cast member of Jackass. She joins the Main Mommies to discuss joining the Jackass crew, movies today, and of course to meet some cool guys. She is introduced to Leo, watches some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, CP’s TikToks, and a very cool horse video. She wraps up by showing them her Instagram page Wolfie DMs which features the coolest Instagram messages she gets.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/28/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 52 seconds

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Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713

Check out the newest podcast out of YMH Studios “First Date with Lauren Compton!” Episodes come out every Tuesday at 7am CT on YouTube and everywhere you can listen to podcasts!Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios, Lauren Compton! We go over Tom’s red flags when he started dating Christina, the main mommy’s 15 year anniversary coming up, and Gen Z’s newest slang! Lauren talks about getting cheated on, we watch Kevin Samuels, talk about revenge d*ck and run through some cool guys!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/21/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 43 seconds

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You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Go see Matteo Lane’s YouTube Special “Hair Plugs and Heart Ache.”Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario.Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, being stuck in Mexico and growing up Italian. Christina has some questions for Matteo about anal douching, if ED is cap, and if Robert Paul Champagne is his type! We analyze Mark Davis’s (owner of the Oakland Raiders) fashion choices, introduce Matteo to Leo, and finally, show him some of Christina’s insane TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/14/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 23 seconds

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ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711

On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blind Bob!Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the Main Mommies to weigh in on the “ED is Cap” debate, discuss his fat era and new special taping. Todd and Christine introduce Stav to classic cool guys Uncle Terry, Norm Summerton, Joe, and Tony Johns. Plus, Stav shares a super cool video he found himself! They wrap up by discussing Rex from Humans of New York and Mantak Chia’s “Rub Rub Rub” video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/7/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 1 second

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Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is utilizing the Rub Rub Rub Guy’s techniques, get an update about the Enny vs. Ryan basketball game, and discuss Tom's new soundboard. They watch videos of a 56 year old virgin, a cool Swedish sex guy, and an update from Dan Pena. Comedian Steph Tolev joins the Main Mommies to discuss the time an audience member threw a chair at her from the audience, her wild dating life, and much more! They introduce her to the Humans of New York cool guy, and run her through some classic YMH videos and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

5/31/2023 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 57 seconds

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YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709

Christina P is coming to Canada. She’ll be in Toronto, September 7 at Bluma Appel Theatre and Winnepeg, September 8 at Club Regent Event Centre. Get your tickets at https://christinaponline.comSPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

5/24/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 53 seconds

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Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708

It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants.Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and co*ckroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

5/17/2023 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 26 seconds

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Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years!Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

5/10/2023 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 24 seconds

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Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706

Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity.Then we welcome stand up comedian Chris Porter! We discuss wild snoring habits, totally being okay with not doing stuff with your spouse, airplane seating BS, and the Segura’s getting an invitation to the The White House! We learn more about blind people, Blind Bob, and quiz Christina on the difference between more animals. Then we wrap up with torturing Chris with some TikTok!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

5/3/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 24 seconds

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Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ sh*t Eyes aka Blind Bob, continue our MASSIVE campaign to send Tom to space, and we reinforce that absolutely everyone you know will die at some point. How neat!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

4/26/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 55 seconds

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Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704

PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.”Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

4/19/2023 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 47 seconds

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Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703

Get tickets to see the AYG guys at https://areyougarbage.comWe are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/joinWelcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Comedy Mothership. We revisit Blind Bob, watch Dr. Now yell at some big patients, talk about one of the pickiest eaters they've encountered, and share stories of their wild kids.Then, we welcome comedians and co-hosts of the podcast Are You Garbage, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan! We talk wash cloths, hygiene, introduce the guys to Blind Bob and give Christina a pop quiz on Cheetahs and Leopards. They talk about garbage food tendencies, garbage education and review Christina's TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

4/12/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 17 seconds

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Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702

Go watch Ryan Sickler's special "Lefty's Son" on YouTube RIGHT now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNASPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos.We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YMH favorite, Ryan Sickler! He tells us about his recent medical flare up, we introduce him to Blind Bob, we have some brown talk, and take a look at a WILD batch of horrible or hilarious clips. Ryan Sickler brings a wash cloth to the table, we watch a WILD Chiro video, we follow up on the TikTok with the cool nose ring, review more tramp stamps, and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

4/5/2023 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 40 seconds

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Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl who’s REALLY into aircrafts, we revisit was cloths, and we investigate the questions about space that no one is asking.

3/29/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 44 seconds

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When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes.We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fitness, and how Remi Bader wasn't allowed on a horse on a ranch. We review more terrible lower back tattoos, and ho's at work. See Brian live in your town at https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

3/22/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 23 seconds

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Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

3/15/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 43 seconds

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North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.”We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

3/8/2023 • 1 hour, 23 minutes

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Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697

JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus.Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, Hilaria Baldwin, farts, the music Tim and Christine play for their kids, sleeping masks, Pazsitzky Effects, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch a CP’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

3/1/2023 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 14 seconds

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You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696

Sponsors:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an appliance store, Elton John going off on one of his audio techs, a “sissy” Cool Guy, and an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

2/22/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 1 second

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Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

2/15/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 32 seconds

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Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew.Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

2/8/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 25 seconds

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Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693

SPONSORS:- Head to https://policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits.We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They talk about the early days of podcasting, supplementing with Testosterone, and hooking up with old people. We discuss some special people, getting cosmetic work done, Sex and The City, a cool double jointed girl, and Ari Shaffir’s very weird body. We revisit the cool guy that hates dating women in America, breastfeeding, and Christina’s latest TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

2/1/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 4 seconds

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The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692

Watch Andrew Santino’s Standup Comedy Special “Cheeseburger” streaming now on Netflix!SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkoutWelcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, and Tom announces David Wolter the Eerie weatherman has accepted his basketball challenge.We then welcome comedian, podcaster and actor, Andrew Santino! Go watch his special “Cheeseburger” on Netflix now! They talk about weird fan interactions, working with Bobby Lee, we watch a clip of a cool girl going over her sex stats for the year, discuss Prince Harry getting frostbite on his Cory and having sex abroad. The Mommies introduce Santino to Sam’s Tailor, watch a girl on TikTok who apparently didn’t kill her brother, and review Christina’s latest TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

1/25/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 30 seconds

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Torturing Tom's Mom w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep.691

Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also debate who burped first on a recent episode. Charo and The Main Mommies also get into a heated debate about a necklace that was gifted to Charo, and bring Tom’s sister, Jane, to settle it. They watch a cool puke clip, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, an update from their favorite drunk cool guy, and much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

1/18/2023 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 21 seconds

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Tortured By Your Kids w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep.690

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Head to https://Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save- Go to https://HelloFresh.com/mom21 and use code mom21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping!Pull those jeans up because Tim and Kristin are back in the Mommy Dome and they still refuse to use wash cloths. Christina can read Tom's body better than Tom as we get into brown talk, we open the show with a cool opening clip, and the mommies share their contempt for people who drink as a hobby. Christina proposes some Would You Rathers and they discuss the stinkiest people in their lives.We then welcome standup comedian and podcaster Tom Papa! Check out his new special "What a Day" on Netflix! They talk about growing up, freak athletic strength, head shots and working as a comedian. The Mommies and Papa trade stories about their kids, quality gift giving, don't save things for special occasions, and we see Christina's latest curation of TikToks featuring snakes, piercings, and PCOS.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

1/11/2023 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 7 seconds

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Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689

BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

1/4/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 37 seconds

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Pranking Your Kids w/ Josh Wolf | Your Mom's House Ep.688

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkout.JEANS UP!! This week, Tom and Christina discuss Back to the Future, Chuck Berry, Rocco Siffredi, Peloton instructors, which animal each of the YMH staff is, and watch a clip of girls that really want to meet Chris Larson!Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new prank show “Family Tussle,” the time his son challenged him to a fight, the things that come with being married, gambling, eating gross things, Joey Diaz, Josh’s first time doing stand-up, Don Rickles, and more! They watch videos of encounters with a mountain lion and a bear, a Cool Guy who is looking for a female rapper, and a batch of Christina’s TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/28/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 54 seconds

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Don't Ask Me That! w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep.687

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! Don't worry! You can still watch it at https://ymhstudios.com/rentalsDON’T BE A LOSER!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Royal Family, the Department of Energy official/pup play enthusiast who was fired for stealing women’s luggage, “Wednesday” and goth culture, the National Enquirer article on Garth’s serial killer rumors, and Tom’s 2 Bears rant. They watch videos of a cool girl, revisit Dani’s famous “Hey Hitler” video, watch a bunch of Dan Pena clips, and see a video of a super cool pet coyote. Tom also issues a challenge to Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter, and the Main Mommies announce that there’s a new show coming to YMH Studios with Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler!Comedian Chad Daniels joins Todd and Christine to discuss taping two different specials on the same night, dealing with hecklers, and why he can’t stand being put on the spot. Jean and Jean run him through “Horrible or Hilarious” clips as well as Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/21/2022 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 33 seconds

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Workout Thirst Traps | Your Mom's House Ep.686

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! You still have time to get into the holiday spirit! Watch it NOW through December 18th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.HIGH AND TIGHT!! It’s just the Main Mommies for this week’s episode of YMH. Tom and Tina discuss Tom’s appearance on Kill Tony, physician assisted suicide, hot Peloton instructors, remedies for hiccups, Chris Rock and Mike Birbiglia, CP’s trip to the White House. They watch a clip of a very cool prank involving a lion, Tom reveals he’s started gambling, and he brings Christine up to speed on his birthday gift for Bert: Adolf Hilter’s teacup.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/14/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 42 seconds

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Phil Hanley Was A Male Model?! | Your Mom's House Ep.685

YMH LIVE is HERE! Get into the holiday spirit with the main mommies! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, THIS FRIDAY, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off debating some Would You Rathers, find out some plus sized models weren't let into a night club, and Tom reacts to his interview with Quentin Tarantino.Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Phil Hanley who has a comedy special available now on YouTube called "Ooh La La." They talk about hecklers, Phil's modeling career, posting standing up comedy, and Dyslexia. They watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some new stuff from RPC, and discuss Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/7/2022 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 27 seconds

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684 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We take a stroll down memory lane with cool guys and cool parents. We open the show with cool announcements, review some cool vroom vrooms, and Mike Pence calling his wife “Mother.” Tom shows us one of the saddest things to come from the hurricane, we see a cool campaign video, and Christina shares a Pazsitzky Effect related to browning, and we learn about “R” Plates. We try to check in with Kiersten again about her teeth, Tom shares some upsetting videos with Christina, and discuss the talent that came from In Living Color. We then take a look at an intense cool guy and wrap up with a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/30/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 28 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (73)

683 - Kevin Smith - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start with a story about their kids peeing and farting on Christina, open on a super cool guy talking about women playing games, and talk about Tom’s mom’s new terrible haircut! Christina realizes Tom needs a valet, and then we welcome acclaimed director and podcaster, Kevin Smith!Tom and Kevin chat about how YMH Studios got to where it is, touring, Clerks and the freedom of making your own projects. Kevin wonders if posting crying selfies is a mistake, he learns about how Tom got funny, and shares what it was like to work with George Carlin. Tom talks about the beginning of his career, Kevin talks about his heart attack and weight loss, and Tom shares some more info on his self-produced project.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/23/2022 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 2 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (74)

682 - Stavros Halkias - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am CT at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/YOU BET I’M COMING UP IN MAY!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the worst dates they went on when they were single, whether they would ever have a threesome, the worst parts of being in their 20s, and more! They watch a video of a cool guy who urges men to go to the Philippines. Plus, Tom was on the local news in Erie, PA because of comments he made about the city on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Joe RoganStavros Halkias is a comedian and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his sexy Instagram posts, why men hook up with unattractive women, and Rocco Siffredi. He also gets introduced to all the classic members of the Cool Guy Club! Revisiting the cool guys prompts the question: Which cool guy would Christina bang?, which they explore in much detail.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/16/2022 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 28 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (75)

681 - Robert Kelly - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.We’re Home Here Now for another episode of YMH! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effects - that you can buy more than one winter coat, and hike a trail multiple times back to back. They watch a video of some foreign guys fighting in an airport, and discuss Tom’s experience having Bobby Lee on tour with him. They wrap up the solo segment by taking a look at a video of a very cool guy who discusses his interest in sex.Robert Kelly is a comedian, actor, and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new stand-up special “Kill Box,” which Louis C.K. produced, the crazy things that happened while they were shooting it in Florida, their worst bombs, Robert’s weight loss, how Robert broke his ribs, and his time on the TV show “Louie.”https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/9/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 31 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (76)

680 - Kevin Nealon & Daniel Ricciardo - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Pull your jeans up, it's another episode of Your Mom's House! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P sit down with Formula One driver Daniel Ricciardo to discuss how drivers stay in shape, racing around the world, circuit preferences, what it feels like to drive F1, and what to do if you have to brown while you're racing. Kevin Nealon joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book of caricatures "I Exaggerate: My Brushes with Fame," how Kevin would draw Tom, his memories with Garry Shandling, Tom Petty, and Robin Williams, plastic surgery, and much more! Todd and Christine show Kevin the video of the homeless Aussie encounter on the bus, our cool guy looking for love on TikTok, and a girl with hairy armpits looking for someone to "explore the wilderness."https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

11/2/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 29 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (77)

679 - Al Franken - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Come see Al Franken live! Get tickets to The Only Former U.S. Senator on Tour Tour here: https://alfranken.com/appearancesThe I'm Coming Everywhere Tour continues in 2023 and it's going international! Use code: TOMMY for the pre-sale that starts on 10/26 at 8am PT. Go to https://tomsegura.com/tour for full dates and tickets!SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.WHAT'S UP Chom*oS!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Terminator movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and take a look at one of their favorite recent TikTok cool guys, as well as some high and tight fan tattoos.Al Franken is a comedian, politician, media personality, and author. He shares some of his wildest stories from his time on Saturday Night Live including working with Michael Jordan and Steven Seagal when they hosted. Al also shares his opinions on Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and gives insight on working in the U.S. Senate. And, Al has a special talent of drawing the 50 states from memory, which he does flawlessly for the Main Mommies.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/26/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 57 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (78)

678 - Steve-O - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

To get Steve-O's new book or to see him perform comedy, go to https://www.steveo.com/Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start the episode with admiring Tom's new hair transplant, a cool guy not a fan of American women, and we try to connect with that lady with bad teeth! Then Tom talks about how much he loves the Netflix show on Jeffrey Dahmer, shares some cool artwork of Garth Brooks, and we talk about the Baldwin's 7th child!We then welcome back stuntman, podcaster and comedian, Steve-O! Steve-O talks about what it was like to to film Jackass Forever, a stunt he's been upset about for over 10 years, and writing his new book. Steve-O then talks about CTE, aging gracefully and all the stunts that got him banned from certain places! We then wrap up with showing him Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/19/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 49 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (79)

677 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Pull those jeans high and tight! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how Sober October is going, best practices for hugging and kissing in public, and goth rockers ability to still rock like Peter Murphy and Dave Navarro. We get a follow up on the hiccup guy, Tom shares a story about a line cutter, and Christina realizes she can do what she likes to do and accepting how her brain works. We take a look at celebrities with hundreds of millions of followers, debate which celebs have retained (and not retained) their looks over the years, and look at a cool lady having a wellness check done on her. We check in on progressive Hungary and take a look at an overly emotional Lady Gaga over a cancelled show. Chromatica is forever.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/12/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 54 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (80)

676 - Matt Braunger - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Check out Matt Braunger's new comedy special on October 6 at https://www.moment.co/mattbraungerIt's another high and tight week with Tom Segura and Christina P! We discuss if it's ok to hit someone, refusing to acknowledge cool parts of town, and we have some corrections and omissions about the mess on Garth Brooks' plane. Christina has an epiphany about fitness, Tom shares the Sober October rules, how terrible low calorie snacks are, and wash cloths.We then welcome back OG guest, podcaster and comedian, Matt Braunger! Go check out his new comedy special "Doug" at https://www.moment.co/mattbraunger! They talk about cringey rich people, how TV executives make terrible decisions, and getting even with terrible comedy club owners. They trade stories from their standup careers, watch horrible or hilarious clips, and Christina's latest curations of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

10/5/2022 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 6 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (81)

675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/28/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 11 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (82)

674 - Google A.I. Engineer (Blake Lemoine) - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week we discuss banging your siblings' friends, a super cool Aussie being interviewed for the news and the Armie Hammer documentary.They discuss The Big Conn on Apple TV, Tom racing cars, and a British man possessed by FedSmoker harassing the neighborhood. The mommies talk about fantasy scenarios, the longest hiccup ever, and the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth.We then welcome former artificial intelligence engineer at Google, Blake Lemoine. Blake recently had a public departure from Google for claiming the artificial intelligence software, LaMDA, was becoming sentient. Blake talks about what an artificial intelligence software is, Microsoft's Tay Bot which became racist after interacting with Twitter trolls, and what could cause an AI rebellion. Blake explains why Google turned on him and how LaMDA's personality formed. We then learn Blake is a Cajun from Lafayette, Louisiana and introduce him to Unk Shine. Blake shares what it was like to be written about in newspapers, what it's like to be an employee at Google, and how racism is rampant in Silicon Valley. Blake talks about internet privacy, and then we introduce him to some Horrible or Hilarious and Christina’s insane curation of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/21/2022 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 24 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (83)

673 - Sam Morril - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It's the most high and tight day of the Mom week! On this episode, Tom Segura and Christina P talk about the port-a-potty situation they're dealing with, Brad Pitt's cool nicknames, and meeting Gene Simmons from Kiss.We then welcome podcaster and stand up comedian, Sam Morril! Go check out his new Netflix special "Same Time Tomorrow" streaming RIGHT NOW! Sam and the mommies discuss consuming adult videos at a young age, being able to make something funny on stage, Magic Johnson's Instagram account, and all the celebrity wives that stayed with their husbands after their controversies went public. They talk about an episode of Law and Order SVU that Sam inspired, Tom reports on super cool CEO Dan Price, and Sam talks about getting attacked on stage. Tom talks about a charismatic waiter he had over the weekend who faked being Italian, we revisit some fun stuff from Kevin Samuels, and Sam talks about his new podcast "Games with Names" that he co-hosts with Julian Edelman. They trade stories about drinking when they were younger, the mommies share some of their kids latest shenanigans, we learn how some of our dating preferences make us terrible people, we learn about each state's preferences for cool videos, and we see what Unk Shine has been up to.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/14/2022 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 27 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (84)

672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Miss YMH Live 8? Rent it for 7 days at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals/It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circle. We open on a super cool guy at a community town hall, Christina wonders if Tom or the staff ever tasted themselves, and we talk about how much fun YMH Live 8 was. Then the mommies reveal they took the entire staff to Cabo San Lucas after the live show and how Chris Larson absolutely TURNT up, their sweat lodge Temazcal experience, and we get a much needed dental update from the main mommies. Then, we welcome back comedian and podcaster, Ari Shaffir! They discuss the return of Sober October with Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan, the coolest bespoke tailor in Hong Kong, and a YMH Exclusive about an accident Garth Brooks had on his private jet. We run through some Horrible or Hilarious clips, a new hygiene trick to use in the bathroom, and take a look at some TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

9/7/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 18 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (85)

671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did you miss the greatest YMH LIVE yet?! Well don't worry you can rent it for 7-days by going to https://ymhstudios.com/rentals. Go watch it right now!Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/31/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 6 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (86)

670 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did you miss the biggest LIVE event of the year?! Don't worry you can still watch YMH LIVE 8 until August 28th by going to https://livestream.ymhstudios.comPhoenix, AZ! Tom will be filming his newest Netflix special from the I'm Coming Everywhere World Tour on November 4th at 9:30pm at the Celebrity Theatre! Tickets go on sale Wednesday at 10am PT! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tourIt's a very special episode of YMH and Tom Segura reveal to Christina P he is getting VERY into Blackjack. Then, we welcome legendary comedian and filmmaker Louis CK! We talk about the most recent movie he made "Fourth of July" that is available right now on https://LouisCK.com.Tom and Christina talk about being fans of Louis's early career, his television show Louie and how he was able to get it back from FX and put it up on his site. Louis talks about working with Pamela Adlon, growing up with his family, and dealing with Eastern European countries. They get into the art form of comedy, cancel culture and Louis's experience with going through it. Louis discusses his hour leaking after his long break and relationships. We then run Louis through some of the classic clips: garage worker, Robert Paul Champagne, Good Morning Julia, and Four Strokes Guy. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/24/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 50 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (87)

669 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

WE'RE BACK TONIGHT! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.comWe got Johnny Pemberton entering the Mommy-dome with Tom Segura and blow up Christina P! Tom and Johnny trade early stand up stories, discuss Robert De Niro, and workout supplements! We talk about colitis, watch some horrible or hilarious clips, and an update on some cool guys! Tom teases about a fun project he filmed with Johnny, give some tax tips, and review some of their favorite shows on Netflix.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/17/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 41 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (88)

668 - Greg Garcia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

WE'RE BACK! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.comWelcome back to the Mommy Dome and we start off with a fan made banger about Orlando Brown's wanting to tickle you. We open with a cool guy who messes around with some officers of the court and finds out real fast why thats a bad idea and Tom talks about his recent wild dinner with Bert Kreischer.Then we welcome Greg Garcia (writer/producer of "My Name Is Earl") who's worked with the mommies in the past and is about to launch his new show on Freevee "Sprung." They talk about how awesome Joey Diaz is, look at the COOLEST bra salesman and see a neighbor getting in huge trouble over defending himself against a chicken. Greg and the mommies talk about the project they worked on and how Greg went on the Margaritaville Cruise for research.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/10/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 25 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (89)

667 - Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

WE'RE BACK! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown and special guest Tim Dillon! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.comJEANS UP!! This week, the Main Mommies discuss RPC’s charity, serial killers, being broke in college, and surviving the heat as a goth. Also, Christina’s keeping the goth look. They watch a shocking new video from Unk Shine, a clip of a dude’s broken arm that never healed, a cool guy with a satanic puppet, and play a round of “Drugs or Mental Illness?”Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn join Todd and Christine to discuss their recent break up, the future of TigerBelly, CP’s birthday party, life in Austin, Texas, Trash Tuesday, Bobby’s resemblance to the BTK killer, and much more! Bobby and Khalyla watch some “Horrible or Hillarious” videos, the “Ball Kick Master,” some cool mukbangs, and the classic pup play clips.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

8/3/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 50 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (90)

666 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker clip we've never seen before! In the spirit of the beast, we catch up with one of our favorite conspiracy dads, and we go deep into Lucifer's Lair and ask for forgiveness from Robert Paul Champagne himself! We then get into some fun brown talk, and follow up on the eye exorcist on his views on oral for this spooky episode! We then review some cool clips from someone who identifies as a tooth emoji, the halo voice over announcer, and talk about hot celebrities like Alec Baldwin, Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie. We then get into a very cool curation of Christina's latest TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/27/2022 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 31 seconds

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665 - Andrew Schulz- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's looking for girls, Senator Josh Hawley's confrontation during a reproductive rights hearing, and Garth crying over loving his fans... Is G an R?Then we welcome comedian and podcaster, Andrew Schulz! Go to https://theandrewschulz.com/ to check out his brand new special! Andrew and the mommies talk about YouTube VS Netflix specials, Andrew's recipe for conquering the internet, and Andrew "Cobra" Tate. We talk about what made Andrew self release his comedy special, Ted Bundy, Garth Brooks, and the triumphant return of the popular YMH game: Tom or Black!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/20/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes

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664 - Andrew Santino - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA "tryin' it out" for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los Angeles, college athletes and coaches, Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans, Andrew’s dirt bike accident, Ari Shaffir’s new special, their worst subjects in school, working with Bobby Lee on Bad Friends, and more! They also watch videos of a cool chick explaining “ATM etiquette,” a dude that reminds them of Kevin Samuels, a guy struggling to give away WNBA tickets, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/13/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes

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663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect.They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an update from the “Machines Within” guy Cutter the Killer Clown.ttps://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

7/6/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 21 seconds

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Winamp (94)

662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Gene Smart bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/29/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 48 seconds

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661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

STOP EATING FATTY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P realize that a portrait of YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne is missing from the Cool Guy Wall of Fame. This prompts them to revisit some of RPC’s classic clips. They also watch Michael Bisping touch a camera through the fence, revisit Garth’s very weird Ukraine video, and check out a girl that peels fruit with her teeth.The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the gangb*ngers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks.Frankie Quiñones is a stand-up comedian, actor and creator. He joins Todd and Christine to chat about Cheech and Chong, weed culture, the similarities between goths and cholas, and more. They then watch some of Christina’s TikTok curations, as well as a cool video of a lion trainer being mauled by his big cat.

6/22/2022 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 25 seconds

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660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please." Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at https://livetalksla.org/events/tom-seguraJEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/15/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 56 seconds

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659 - Sal Vulcano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Mick Jagger dishing Harry Styles, how Christina doesn’t know modern pop artists, the cool massage she got, and Tom’s excitement about a recent Austin storm. They watch videos of an angry British dude, a cool guy with a PSA for the ladies, and more.Sal Vulcano is an improvisational and stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss how they make “Impractical Jokers,” Staten Island, coffee and French fry preferences, doing whippets, and more. Tom shares some Top Dog stories, and they introduce Sal to YMH All-Star doppelgänger, the 10-12 Benadryl Guy.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

6/8/2022 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 13 seconds

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On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss "Top Gun: Maverick," CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, "Worst Roommate Ever" on Netflix, and more! The Main Mommies watch videos of a British guy who resembles the late, great Fedsmoker, a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, a batch of Christina P's TikTok curations.

6/1/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 20 seconds

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657 - Wheeler Walker, Jr. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got stuck in an elevator! Tom gives the play by play how he J'd his D on his most recent flight and Christina the #MessyChamp reveals a disgusting hotel tip!Then we welcome back the best country music legend of all time: Wheeler Walker Jr! They talk about Garth Brooks, the corrupt music industry, and Wheeler announces he has beef with Bert Kreischer! ChrisJeansa propositions Natasha Leone to be her new celebrity friend, we should Wheeler some of the best clips of the late Kevin Samuels, and they run him through Christina's latest TikTok curations. Get Wheeler's new album "Sex Drugs and Country Music" and on all streaming platforms!

5/25/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 43 seconds

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656 - Danny Brown - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A new show has been added to Tom's tour in Niagara Falls at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 11! Pre-Sale starts Wednesday at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets!On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face.Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations.

5/18/2022 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 12 seconds

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655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, and some Victoria's Secret models are starting a drag queen super group. Then, standup comedian Brian Simpson (The Standups, Netflix) returns to join the main mommies to discuss the Will and Jada Smith backlash, attempted cancelings, and we sho w Brian some cool clips! Brian always has the best advice and he gives some to mommies who wrote in with questions about family relationships, late in life dating and bathroom policies. With that we discuss the late Kevin Samuels and Millionaire Matchmaker Pattie Stanger, we get an update on Tom "losing the bet" to his mom Charo, and take a look at a few Horrible or Hilarious clips. We look at a very upsetting batch of Christina's TikToks and Detroit Urban Survival videos.

5/11/2022 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 56 seconds

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654 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

DENVER! A second show on July 24 for Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour has been added at Ball Arena. Pre-Sale starts today at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets!WHERE ARE THE BODIES!?! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss which superheroes they think are the best in bed, Valley girls and Florida trash, the most attractive celebrities, the Margaritaville retirement community, Tom's run of shows in the South, and Christina's mammogram. They watch videos of a Cool Guy discussing Instagram models, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's strange message about the Ukraine, and revisit Tom's hostage hypothetical.

5/4/2022 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 16 seconds

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653 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another "special girl," a dude that wants to show Donald Trump a good time, another video from the gag couple, a cool guy dating coach, and a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Also, a Mommy used Joe's "Good Morning Julia" lines to score a date on Tinder, and a new YMH staffer challenges Chad for his title of "Smartest Person at Studio Jeans."

4/27/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 40 seconds

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652 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stupidest holiday: 4/20, as well as amusem*nt park fatalities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s and other celebrity diets, and Biden’s newly appointed government official who is also a pup play enthusiast. Also, there’s a new jukebox in Studio Jeans and Tom’s not happy about how it’s being used. They watch videos of a Cool Guy who is “not Jewish,” and update from Unk Shine, a dude defending the R word, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.

4/20/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 31 seconds

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651 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discuss gross dads with nasty habits at restaurants, we laugh at some Horrible or Hilarious, and we have our second round of the Smart Off of Chris VS Chad! Christina pitches a Would You Rather and we take a look at Christina's TikTok curations for the week!

4/13/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 58 seconds

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650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to. Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed!

4/6/2022 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 9 seconds

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649 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road. We have an opening clip that really upsets Christina, Enny reclaims his hot sauce power, and we discuss peener problems. We read some follow up emails from mommies about the Texan in Russia, Victoria's Secret models, the guy opening car doors of unlocked cars, and the famous old drunk from Killarney. Christina comes up with a difficult Margaritaville-based Would You Rather, there's an incredible update on the Chad VS Chris feud, and we watch Christina's latest curation of TikToks!

3/30/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 34 seconds

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648 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The third leg of Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour is here! Get tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale starting Wednesday, at 10am localAre your jeans pulled over your head? Tom Segura and Christina P open the show on a really special girl who isn't like other girls! Christina reveals she has a new kink that she is unwilling to reveal, we talk about Tommy Lasorda's SlimFast commercials and commencement speech for Tom's confirmation, and we discuss Netflix's "Inventing Anna." There's a #YMHexclusive about real bidets, Horrible or Hilarious gets kicked up a notch, and we discuss completely insane amusem*nt parks with dangerous rides. We welcome baby Zollo to Austin, which means the entire crew is now in Texas! And we finish off with taking a look at Christina's most recent TikTok curations!

3/23/2022 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 7 seconds

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IS HE DOWN?!?! Tom Segura knows he said "okay" to Charo, but that doesn't mean he accepted the bet, and Hot Ones's Sean Evans agrees with Enny: Hot sauce is the best! Tom and Tina weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine war, and watch a video of a Texan who has decided to join the Russian forces. Then, they take a look at a guy who browns his pants while driving, which leads to a conversation about F'ing when you need to brown. Also, we have another video of Luke Bryan hunting and it is just as good as the first one. The Main Mommies also discuss CP's favorite show "Euphoria" and the new Victoria's Secret model who has Down syndrome.

3/16/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 14 seconds

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646 - Jenny Pentland - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss husbands watching their wives give birth, the BTK killer, peener size, and "Ozark." They watch a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and new videos of Fedsmoker buying cigarettes and fighting with a church band. Then, Chris Larson faces up against the newest YMH staffer, Chad, to see who the smartest person at YMH is. The Main Mommies quiz them on basic knowledge and U.S. citizenship questions, and the victor is surprising!Jenny Pentland is a writer, childhood friend of Christina's, and Roseanne Barr's daughter. Her new memoir is called "This Will Be Funny Later." She joins Jean and Jean to discuss memories from growing up with Mommy Tina, watching her mom, Roseanne Barr, rise to fame, being babysat in the back of The Comedy Store, Tom Arnold joining her family, and her life now raising five boys. She wraps up by watching Christina's TikTok curations and Tom's "Horrible or Hilarious" clips.

3/9/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 14 seconds

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645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright. THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations!

3/2/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 49 seconds

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644 - Charo & Blanca - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hey what's up there chom*os? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad Pitt, Bert Kreischer and Jimmy Buffett, Christina P and Paula Abdul… speaking of Jimmy Buffett, Tim and Christine discuss Margaritaville Resorts and other severely alcoholic destinations. Then, we’re joined by Tom’s mom aka Charo and her sister Blanca! Immediately, Charo comes in hot with her classic gaslighting and extortion skills, asking Tom to give her $500 and other various gifts for basically no reason. Tom and Christina remind her about the gifts they already got on this trip, including a manicure, a pedicure, gourmet coffee and cookies, a shopping spree… but Charo saved Tom $500? What is going on?!? As usual, Tom gets Charo and Blanca to watch Horrible or Hilarious clips, TikToks, and Fedsmoker videos. Can they handle the trauma? Can Tom and Christina handle the guests? And who won the bet anyway??? Watch and find out!

2/23/2022 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 14 seconds

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643 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February post! Also, Enny think hot sauce is the best! We watch a juicy confrontation at a McDonalds drive thru and we debate the pronunciation on the word "Crayon."

2/16/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 51 seconds

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Join David Cross for the livestream premiere of I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Saturday, February 12 at 5 PT / 8 PT. Tickets available at https://officialdavidcross.com #ImFromTheFuturePull those jeans up, it's time for another #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about people that choose to stay in their homes during crazy storms and hurricanes, watch a cool guy in IG trying to get his wife back, and debating if there's a difference between goths and Star Trek nerds.THEN, we welcome our guest, the incredibly funny David Cross! The main mommies chat with him about standup, recording his new standup special, and how he grew up. We then hear some behind the scenes of the classic sketch show "Mr. Show with Bob and David" and some controversy that surrounded the recent reboot on Netflix. The mommies and David then run through a scenario of a ground breaking new surgery technique that gives Tom a brand new bad-ass arm! We revisit Charo's incredible fart and how much Tom paid for it, which reminds David of a homeless person from his neighborhood. Lastly, Christina initiates David to the dark side of TikTok with her latest batch of curations.

2/9/2022 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 48 seconds

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641 - Jim Gaffigan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours RIGHT NOW with an account at https://Jambb.com! New shows have been added to Tom Segura's I'm Coming Everywhere tour! April 30th in San Francisco, CA, May 7th in North Charleston, SC, and June 18th in Coachella, CA! Get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.It's Wednesday mommies, you know what that means! Another episode of Your Mom's House! This week Jeans and Jeans start the show discussing their new fireplace, and the history of Sugar Ray (aka Sugar Gay), and what team they're gonna let each other bang for Valentine's Day. Shortly after, they're joined by Jim Gaffigan, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Check out his new Netflix special - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster! Jim and the Jeanses talk about balancing show business and family, trying to raise children to not be cool guys/girls, and most importantly, brown routines. Later, Jim gets introduced to some of Christina's newest TikTok curations, Tom's latest horrible or hilarious clips, and even gets a taste of the world of pup play! Strap in and enjoy this week's episode!

2/2/2022 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 39 seconds

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YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours starting next week with an account at https://Jambb.com!It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incredible DM tip, and open with a cool guy into clabbered milk. Tom notices a pattern with Unk Shine, Christina notices a terrible Southern fashion trend, and we see a cool accident at a factory. Tom now listens to dark film scores, we smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle, and we dive into cool confrontations. Christina reveals the new way she blows her nose, we learn something cool about Conald Peterson, we go through another round of Christina's TikTok curations, and Tom addresses the recent passing of his father, Top Dog.

1/26/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 58 seconds

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639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock.

1/19/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 12 seconds

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638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, we talk about rights, and philosophers and their life styles. We see videos of a cool guy from the UK harassing a female officer AND an old school FedSmoker interaction. What an episode!

1/12/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 55 seconds

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637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the day. The moms saw a Charlie Brown Christmas with annoying people in the audience, watch one of the best trash talkers from one of Barstool's Rough N' Rowdy's, and we revisit the gag couple! We get into dad culture, Little Jeans' 5th birthday party, and massage chairs for Tom. We get to see FedSmoker working a case and take a look at Christina's TikTok curations.

1/5/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 53 seconds

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636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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12/29/2021 • 2 hours, 41 minutes, 58 seconds

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635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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12/22/2021 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 30 seconds

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634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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12/15/2021 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 52 seconds

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633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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12/8/2021 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 25 seconds

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12/1/2021 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 8 seconds

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631 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH Live 7 is now available! Watch the stream this Thanksgiving Weekend while you still can! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ CHICAGO! Come see Tom live on his birthday, April 16! Presale starts this Wednesday at 10am local time. Get tickets at https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/04005AE7FAE32A7Band use code EVERYWHERE SPONSORS: - Head on over to https://Stance.comand pick out whatever styles you like. Enjoy the color and comfort of a life less ordinary… with Stance - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get your first refill FREE at https://GETQUIP.com/MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo code MOM, bet just ONE DOLLAR on any Thanksgiving NFL game and win ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if either team scores a point. - Get 25% off your membership at https://Fitbod.me/MOM We start off this week of Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P jamming to a classic #YMH banger, "Vocal Fry" by Gaping Dad! With all this vocal fry talk, we start talking about the family that made it popular, the Kardashians, and how insane of transformation Kylie Jenner has had over the years. That leads us to discussing the Travis Scott fiasco as Astro World. Tom then talks about going to sporting events with his dad, Top Dog, who has a real problem with parking/traffic anxiety. We open on a grandpa who gives an update on his brown situation, and we get another sneak peak at the primo googling skills Nadav has to offer as well as an update on airport codes! The mommies discuss how miserable Thanksgiving can be and give tips on the little things you can to make it slightly more bearable. We see the newest British rendition of our favorite garage worker and wonder what kind of revenge you can participate in legally. Eye for an eye? We then unveil a new FedSmoker video (to us) where he seems to be falling head over heels for lady he met at the district attorney's office of a town he's passing through. How would you react if FedSmoker started making a pass at you? We talk about Top Dog saying words wrong for almost no reason, like concierge, Joe Pesci, and Washington. We watch some cool clips of the guy with the pet liger and an old lady who claims to not have a stinky meow. Christina makes the claim that if Tom was single he'd be a "weird alone guy." The Apple store has one of the absolute worst in-store experiences of any company in the world, we see a cool guy withstanding quite a bit of horsepower, and we wrap with Christina's TikTok curations! Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you give thanks to those you're thankful for and try not to eat too much but also make sure you eat enough. Okay have a great week!

11/24/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 42 seconds

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630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming only on Peaco*ck. Go to https://Peaco*ckTV.comto sign up. - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSEto get an additional pair of gloves for free all November - Go to https://Talkspace.comand get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting https://SIMPLISAFE.com/yourmom. This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks!

11/17/2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 54 seconds

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629 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://LiquidIV.comand enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Head to https://policygenius.comto get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOMand get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. This week on YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P. #TheGloveComic is back and he's putting that glove in your face! We have a super cool guy giving us a super cool message to all the ladies out there (with a Thanksgiving theme)! We talk about Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres, bush sizes, and betas that don't eat butts. The main mommies are celebrating their anniversary and they're trying to figure out how they should celebrate 13 years together. Christina talks about Hungarian drinking culture and her cool dads growing up. We get an update on what Tom and Christina are watching: the new season of Netflix's "You," Game of Thrones and Squid Game! Why are Koreans so good at drama? Let's call Bobby Lee and find out! Christina brings her up her favorite new documentary out of the UK, "Breastfeeding My Boyfriend." We review some Horrible or Hilarious and watch some really cool confrontations in public, which leads to the main mommies to share some of their own crazy confrontations. Christina shares a couple stories she's never shared before (even with Tom) about what a lunatic goth kid she was. We wrap up with a bunch of heart felt TikTok curations by Christina!

11/10/2021 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 13 seconds

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628 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com Tom just added a whole bunch of new stand up dates! Get your tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Go to https://HelloTushy.com/YOURMOMto get 10% off plus free shipping! - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOMand you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://ForHims.com/momand get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://MackWeldon.com/MOM and use promo code MOM for 20% off! Pull those jeans all the way up! Tom Segura and Christina P. joke around a lot about recreational substances, but they are legitimately considering dabbling in angel dust! Tom reveals a Pazsitzky Effect he just discovered, Nadav unsuccessfully googles the meaning of airport codes, learn about Demon pronouns, and talk about the statement Dave Chappelle released. We do a round of Horrible or Hilarious involving scooters and cars! We revisit the great debate of The Tongue TikTok Guy and if it's him making all the sounds, and hear the fans weigh in! We get a Garth update, and take a look at Vincent Gallo's merch store. Will Tom and Christina purchase his overnight services? We watch a video of a cool guy eating fermented meat, get an update on Kevin's egg salad sandwich, and look at your YMH themed pumpkins! And, of course, Christina's TikTok curations!

11/3/2021 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 22 seconds

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627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537 1/22 @ 10pm: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539 SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code MOM to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit! Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch!

10/27/2021 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 58 seconds

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626 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Head to https://policygenius.comto get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Go to https://HelloTushy.com/YOURMOMto get 10% off plus free shipping! - Check out https://FIVERR.comand receive 10% off your first order by using our code MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://Talkspace.comand get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. Pull your jeans up over your head for this week's YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on #GloveLife, Daddy Lalagon, and the new Brittany Murphy documentary. Chrisjeansa reveals some real neat Pazsitzky Effects just like when she realized boneless chicken wings aren't just deboned wings! We watch an eye exorcism, a mom who wants NWA songs out of the curriculum, and a lathe video that Nadav enjoys. We got weather updates, dental updates, and we check in with our dear friend Dr. Joe Kort for an interview!

10/20/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 58 seconds

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625 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://LiquidIV.comand enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOMand get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! Your Mom's House Podcast officially makes its transition to Austin and debuts the first episode from the brand new studio! Tom Segura and Christina P also debut "The One Glove Comic," and we ask to please not comment "Daddy" under this post, for real. We then check out Chris Larson's newest social media post welcoming you to October with some birthday shout outs, giving some Halloween tips, and explaining what the weekend is. Christina then gives an update that she thinks her fear of vomit is over! So we try it out and put it to the test! We get an update from one of the all time classics Machines Within guy, someone stole Christina's name for her special, and Tom has a funny story from the road with Matt Fulchiron. Christina brings up an interesting development about the ol' poo pile story Tom's been telling for YEARS... Is he lying? We try and get to the bottom of how boneless chicken wings are made, and talk about some of the sweet Austin food the boys are trying out. Tom and Christina share what it was like when Brad Kreishler stayed with them a week ago... he drank a lot. Then we wrap up this show with some TikToks and debuting Christina's rap video with Kreayshawn!

10/13/2021 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 33 seconds

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624 - Chris Hansen - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did you miss YMH LIVE 6? Don't worry the event of the season is now available to rent at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals! Go there now and witness the wildest YMH LIVE yet! SPONSORS: - Go to https://GETQUIP.com/MOM5to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOMand you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - For a limited time Rad Power Bikes offers flexible financing for as low as 0% APR! Plus FREE shipping. Text HOUSE to 64-000 today and get FREE shipping. JEANS UP!! This is the last episode of YMH that was filmed in Los Angeles' Studio Jeans. Tom Segura and Christina P reflect on everything that happened in this studio. They then follow up with YMH staffer Chris Larson about his monthly Instagram posts, discuss why Hobby Lobby is against Halloween, and recap Tom's show at Mohegan Sun. They watch videos of a cool cop supporter, a car wash dad, and a bunch more people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name. Chris Hansen is a television journalist and YouTube personality. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss the beginning of "To Catch a Predator," the most memorable chom*os he's busted, Peter Nygard, and other stories he's currently working on. Tom and Christina introduce him to YMH All-Stars Robert Paul Champagne and Fedsmoker.

10/6/2021 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 32 seconds

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623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order Go to https://JuneShine.com/YMHor use code YMH at checkout to receive 20% off PLUS Free Shipping SITE WIDE. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Head to https://policygenius.comto get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P swap sharting stories, take a look at YMH staffer Chris Larson's most recent Instagram videos, discuss Christina's "Mom Song" that she recorded with Kreayshawn, talk about their most recent live show, and call Top Dog to discuss the problems he's been having with his taint. They watch videos of a cool guy who wants to eat your brown, updates from Unk Shine and The King, an insane chiropractor clip, a vintage mechanical video which drops the r-word, and more. Shane Gillis is a comedian and host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast." He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new stand-up special "Shane Gillis Live in Austin," how to do a Donald Trump impression, Texas' new abortion law, and getting bullied by college kids at an FSU game. Tom and Christina share some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, TikToks, and a cool clip of a person explaining bug pronouns with Shane.

9/29/2021 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 4 seconds

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622 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's going down TONIGHT! YMH LIVE in Austin, TX! Don't wait! Get your tickets for the livestream at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Go to https://Talkspace.comand get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday.

9/22/2021 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 34 seconds

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621 - Kevin Christy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Go to https://brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://LiquidIV.comand enter code "MOM" for 25% off - To get your first $5,000 managed for FREE, for life, go to https://Wealthfront.com/YMH - Go to https://ForHims.com/momand get your first visit absolutely free! Hey there! It's another episode of Your Mom's House and there is a ton of important news and events to cover! First on the docket is pee. How not to get it on you when you go. Can you push too hard? Afterward we'll dive into this hit new show that no one is talking about called Game of Thrones. Followed by nonbinary parent names after that. Could YOU be a zaza or a dama? And as always our senior TikTok culture correspondent Christina P has a fresh batch of clips for us to explore as we "get the freaky stuff out." Then Kevin Christy joins the fun and gives us the lowdown on working in Sacramento, why sports players and coaches are some of the weirdest folks out there, and his take on Steven Seagal's interesting martial arts skills. Then Tom takes Kevin down his favorite rabbit hole of pain with some fresh Horrible or Hilarious clips. It's all coming up so don't miss it!

9/15/2021 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 36 seconds

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620 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! With guest Jessica Kirson and musical performances by Czarface! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Grove.com/MOMand you will get to choose a FREE starter set with your first order. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOMand you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Head to https://policygenius.comto get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOMand get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Download the DraftKings app now and use code "MOM" to get a FREE shot at the ONE MILLION DOLLAR top prize with your first deposit! On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open the show by looking at young Garth Brooks, watching a new video from the King and reminiscing about their previous show with Shaggy and the Creep. Next, Christina and Tom talk to Chris about dating, what his turn offs are and try to persuade him to post more. After that, they watch some videos including an update to the Canadian driver's arrest, a wheelchair trick and a guy jumping out of a three story window. Then, they have a heated debate about the word impactful, Tom sings to Christina in Spanish and Christina reveals the time she knew she was in love with Tom. Last, they find out what Garth Brook's wife smells like, talk about men wearing shorts and Chris does his own version of a Happy Friday video.

9/8/2021 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 19 seconds

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619 - Shaggy 2 Dope & The Creep - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com. SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Get FREE chicken, burgers, and hot dogs in your first box when you sign up at https://ButcherBox.com/MOM! - Try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days at https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom It's a very special episode of Your Mom's House today as Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy and his co-host from the Palcast, The Creep, stop by! First off, Tom and Christina discuss pitching a heroin hotel to Shark tank, the lost conversation with Dr. Joe Kort about being gay, straight or bisexual and take a walk down memory lane with Christina's old comedy tour posters. Then, Shaggy and The Creep stop by to talk about his various injuries, how McDonald's helped introduce him to the Creep and how they came up with pie fives. Then we run them through our favorite juggalo videos including a guy who regrets his ICP tattoo, scissor ASMR and Super Humman. After that, they go over Christina's date with the King, Tom's beef with Garth Brooks and Christina shows Shaggy and The Creep some her latest TikTok curations.

9/1/2021 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 14 seconds

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618 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Go to https://talkspace.comand get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://GETQUIP.com/MOM5to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. - Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOMto get 10% off your order and FREE shipping. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - To get your first $5,000 managed for FREE, for life, go to https://Wealthfront.com/YMH - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. Today on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina discuss both of their injuries, Hungary's new immigration fence and Christina's upcoming special. Then, they talk about a new show they're watching called Game of Thrones, more people messing up Bert's name and what it's like flying when you're handicapped. After that, Tom and CP mention seeing fellow injured person Connor McGregor at their hotel, watch some Horrible or Hilarious videos and Tom reveals an old Garth Brooks interview that reaffirms what he already knew. Last, they talk about making brown in front of each other, being stuck in the house and round out the show watching Christina's curated TikTok videos.

8/25/2021 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 42 seconds

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617 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Grove.com/MOMand you will get to choose a FREE starter set with your first order. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Policygenius has saved customers an average of $1,250 per year on their home and auto insurance. Head to https://policygenius.comto get started right now. - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Check out https://Fiverr.comand use code MOM to get 10% off your first order! - Go to https://BlackRifleCoffee.com/MOMtoday to get the new Cold Brew Packs. - Go to https://ForHims.com/momand get your first visit absolutely free! WHAT? This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P are still keeping their jeans high and tight through the eye infections and smashed ankles! We get a lunch update from Tom and reveal Nadav's secrets to reaching his healthy/morbidly obese weight! Did you know you could buy cookie dough by the pint?! We watch a new Fedsmoker video where he terrorizes an innocent bystander, AND we discover a guy who surgically transitioned into becoming Korean! We watch an insane video that revolts Christina and gets Tom to put his head in a trash can. Then we get into some brown talk and see a guy really frustrated with how his body doesn't completely evacuate EVERYTHING it's got. Then, Ryan Sickler returns to Studio Jeans and joins Tom Segura! Ryan discusses an altercation with a construction worker he had, and Tom warns him to look out for wasps/waspes! They'll really get you! Ryan then talks about his brother's snake/animal phase as a kid. He was pulling all sorts of really intense pranks that absolutely no one would be down with. Sickler shares an intense story about "turfing" someone's yard as a kid and getting extremely lucky. They analyze a British cool guy being nuisance on a construction site, watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

8/18/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 26 seconds

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616 - Beth Stelling - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://LiquidIV.comand enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOMand get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Go to https://ForHims.com/momand get your first visit absolutely free! JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how CP got pink eye, their son, Ellis, bringing home a toad, the Netflix show "Halston," and more. They watch a video of polyamorous human dogs, some more "point of privilege" clips, and Christina's TikTok curations. Beth Stelling is a comedian and writer. She joins Tom Segura to discuss making her stand-up special "Girl Daddy," strip clubs, and getting brown on your finger. They also watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

8/11/2021 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 18 seconds

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615 - Bill Burr - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play. Best Fiends is a game intended for adults to play. - Go to https://brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.comand use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOMand you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - To get your first $5,000 managed for FREE, for life, go to https://Wealthfront.com/YMH. - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://babbel.com/MOM KEEP FEATHERIN IT!! On this week's YMH, Christina P zooms into Studio Jeans to talk to Tom Segura about the weather in Austin, Texas, their son picking up wild animals, YMH staffer Enny's unique brown technique, American Ninja Warrior, and more. They watch an update from The King, a guy showing you how to brown like Enny, YMH All-Star Charles getting recognized at a restaurant, and more! Bill Burr is a comedian, actor, and host of the "Monday Morning Podcast" and "Bill Bert Podcast." He joins Tom Segura to discuss acting in "The Mandalorian," his experience doing mushrooms, cancel culture, and his last bad bomb. He plays "Horrible or Hilarious," watches clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, and reacts to a guy who is extremely angry about Nascar's cooler ban.

8/4/2021 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 18 seconds

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614 - George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 off your next order - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://BlueChew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Policygenius has saved customers an average of $1,250 per year on their home and auto insurance. Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their favorite cool guys, "Halston" on Netflix, the girl Tom saw on a plane wearing only a bikini, and Austin, Texas weather talk. They watch videos of some cool road rage, CP's TikToks, and take a look at photos of Christina's scoot scoot and her injury. George Perez is a comedian and host of the George Perez Stories podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss taking a break from stand-up because of prison, strip clubs in different cities, getting gang tattoos, and more. They watch videos of a cool lady singing on the subway, Adriana Chechik describing her weekend schedule, a dude who breaks bad news to people, and some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos.

7/28/2021 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 56 seconds

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613 - Ian Edwards - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://creditkarma.com/winmoney to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma! - Go to https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/MOM and use code: MOM at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Head to https://butcherbox.com/MOM to get 2 five-ounce lobster tails and 2 ten-ounce ribeyes for free in your first box! - Head to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. KEEP FEATHERING IT!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about her scoot scoot, mixing oxys with wine, coffee dates, shirtless guys in Austin, Tom's sex bag, and more. They watch a video of a guy who is not interested in dating gold diggers and a fan made Match.com commercial featuring all our favorite cool guys. Ian Edwards is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tom Segura to discuss working out, high school fights, dealing with paparazzi, Jamaican accents, and soccer. They watch videos of a failed citizen's arrest, a Master of Accents of a 107 year old Irish farmer, some of The King's greatest hits, and a batch of CP's TikToks.

7/21/2021 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 24 seconds

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612 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://shadyrays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://GETQUIP.com/MOM5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. - Go to https://LIQUIDIV.COM and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to at https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/MOM and use code: MOM at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! HOME HERE NOW!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about names that would suck to have, Nadav taking his lunch home in a trash bag, what his Christian name should be, Austin chit chat, the show "Couples Therapy," and more. They watch a cool video of Rajneesh discussing democracy. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and the host of the "Live to Tape" podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss GHB, car accidents, big fakers, Armie Hammer, Matt Lauer, and Enny's brown schedule. They watch some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a cool guy explaining why women like older men, a guy looking for single moms to hit him up, a dude who insists he isn't a cuck, a cool swinger couple, and a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

7/14/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 38 seconds

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611 - Russell Peters - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Head to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Policygenius has saved customers an average of $1,250 per year on their home and auto insurance. Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code MOM for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. HIGH AND TIGHT!! Russell Peters joins Tom Segura for this week's YMH. They discuss boxing, hip-hop, what it's like hanging out with the king of Jordan, getting intimate on flights, and much more. They watch videos of a dude announcing his mayoral run on the way to jail, unintelligible drunk Southern guys, a man flipping out at a block party, Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse breaking his arm, a Russian back massage, and Christina P's TikTok curations.

7/7/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 20 seconds

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610 - Ian Bagg - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://BlueChew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Head to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://creditkarma.com/winmoney to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma! - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/MOM and use code: MOM at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! LIVE LIFE 365!! Today on Your Mom's House, Christina P joins the show from home because of her ankle injury. Her and Tom Segura talk about how she injured her ankle, and give an update on how recovery is going. After that, comedian Ian Bagg stops by to talk about Canadian tendencies, doing a gig after getting injured and hotel shower doors. Then, Tom introduces Ian to YMH All-Star Unkle Shine, and informs him of the unique way Enny makes brown. Next, Tom shows Ian some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos which include a guy jumping off a roof, a couple falling from a balcony and someone belly flopping. Last, Tom plays some of Christina's latest TikTok curations, and Ian talks about his new true crime after show to the "Sword and Scale" podcast.

6/30/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 8 seconds

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609 - Nikki Glaser & Andrew Collin - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*tfor $200 off your next order. - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://shadyrays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code HOUSE to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM to get 10% off your order and FREE shipping. - Receive 10% off your first order by using code MOM at https://FIVERR.com. - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/mom. - Head to https://butcherbox.com/MOMto get a FREE BBQ Bundle in your first box! JEANS UP!! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Instagram's new pronoun feature, why summer sucks if you're fat, and take look at new videos from Garth Brooks and Cobra Tate. Nikki Glaser and Andrew Collin are comedians and the hosts of "The Nikki Glaser Podcast." They join the Main Mommies to discuss living together, cheating in school, writing embarrassing poetry, and more! Todd and Crystal introduce them to YMH All-Stars The King, Cobra Tate, and our video message cool guys. They also get brought up to speed on G and watch CP's TikTok curations.

6/23/2021 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 40 seconds

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608 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://whoop.com and use code “YOURMOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 25% off when you go to https://liquid-iv.com and use code MOM at checkout. - Policygenius has saved shoppers up to $1,055 per year on their home and auto insurance. Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code MOM for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout (just pay $5 shipping). HIGH AND TIGHT!! It's just the Main Mommies for this week's YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P discuss parents having sex, Enny's new back tattoo, CP's shower revelation, and old music formats. They watch videos of a cool gal that pissed the bed, strong performer Adriana Chechik revealing her weekend schedule, a guy who makes a mistake arguing with a cab driver, a dude who insists you should make girls cheat on their boyfriends, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

6/16/2021 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 52 seconds

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607 - Nate Bargatze - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t for $200 off your order! - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://shadyrays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Get 20% Off and free shipping at https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Head to https://squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOMand you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Go to https://theragun.com/MOM right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun TODAY. - Go to https://whoop.comand use code “YOURMOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - To get 15% off your first order and free shipping go to https://meundies.com/MOM. HIGH AND TIGHT!!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tila Tequila, American Ninja Warrior, women's sports, why women are afraid of Tom, and the Men's Wearhouse chairman who was fired. They watch a guy confess to a cop UNPROMPTED, a cool scientist, and a girl flubbing Bert Kreischer's name. Nate Bargatze is a comedian and the host of the "Nateland" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss growing up with a magician father, how he met his wife at Applebee's, Nashville hot chicken, and filming his Netflix special "The Greatest Average American." Tom and Tina show him videos of a Russian guy fighting a bear, a truck almost driving off a cliff, a guy falling off a roof, and this week's TikTok curations.

6/9/2021 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 20 seconds

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606 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t for $200 off your order. - Download the 5 star-rated puzzle game, Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code HOUSE to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://getquip.com/MOM to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan. - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout (just pay $5 shipping). LIVE LIFE 365!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their move to Austin, Texas, the YMH Live show in West Palm Beach, Florida, getting excited by nature, eating scrum, and shaving pubic hair. They watch videos of a woman crashing her car while on Instagram Live, a cool guy explaining why Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is hot, Kevin Samuels being brutally honest with a larger woman, a pan flute "dad boner," YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's new TikTok video, a prank call by Fart Simpson featuring Unkle Shine and more! Tom also shares a video of his mom, Charo, dancing drunk, as well as the cool heat storm he witnessed in Florida.

6/2/2021 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 12 seconds

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605 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t for $200 off your order. - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://whoop.com and use code “YOURMOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Policygenius has saved shoppers up to $1,055 per year on their home and auto insurance. Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Get $15 off at https://nutrafol.com with promo code YMH. - Go to https://creditkarma.com/WINMONEY to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma - Head to https://butcherbox.com/MOM to get a FREE BBQ Bundle in your first box! KEEP FEATHERIN' IT BROTHER!! It's just Tommy, Tina, and their dog, Bitsy, this week. They start off the episode by listening to an old school YMH banger, before discussing Christina P's "ho slides," unacceptable male footwear, Nadav's conversion to Catholicism, and some brown talk. They watch a cool guy sing a song, YMH all-star Fedsmoker fighting in a McDonald's, a chimp throwing poop at an old woman, a crazy fight on an airplane, some of CP's TikTok's and more!

5/26/2021 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 54 seconds

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604 - Shuli Egar - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Tom Segura is back on tour! Pre-sale for the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour begins TODAY at 10am local. Go to https://tomsegura.com/tour and use code BALLHOG to nab those pre-sale tickets before they all sell out! SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShadyRays.com and use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs of sunglasses - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Visit https://getsunday.com/YMH to get $20 off your custom lawn plan at checkout! - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code MOM for an extra 3 months free. -Don't miss this year's Memorial Day Sale going on right now at https://Saatva.com! YOU BET I'M COMING UP IN MAY!! Tom Segura and Christina P watch videos of a lady eating a worm, Fedsmoker calling the FBI, a guy driving into a lake, and more. They discuss eating boogers, acai bowls, the people Christina's parents dates, and Nadav's sneaky behavior. Shuli Egar is a comedian, radio personality, and host of "The Shuli Show" podcast. He joins Jean and Jean to talk about starting on The Howard Stern Show and why he left the show, staying with Wack Packer Beetlejuice, and growing up with Israeli parents. Of course, he also watches Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

5/19/2021 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 18 seconds

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603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Do you want experience all the excitement of the Cinco De Mayo Live show?! Well you can! This Friday, May 14th, the entire show will be available to you on demand at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t to save $200 on your order. - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code HOUSE to get $20 off with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://whoop.com and use code YOURMOM at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 15% off your first order and free shipping when you go to https://meundies.com/MOM. - Head to https://headspace.com/MOM for a FREE one month trial with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation. GOOD MORNING JEANS ABOVE 18!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they think 4/20 is stupid, Demi Lovato's frozen yogurt controversy, the birthday gift Bert Kreischer got for Tom, Top Dog's love for Diet co*ke, Tom and CP's new favorite show "Couples Therapy," and slides that hoes wear. They watch an update from our favorite drunk Irish guy, a dude who gets fired up about his Taco Bell quesadilla, an update from the "Dad Bod Cool Guy," a couple "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a news story on some cool graffiti that's been popping up in Canada, and this week's TikTok curations. Plus, Enny got surprised by CP's stand-in doll from a few weeks ago. The Main Mommies take a look at the security camera footage of the encounter.

5/12/2021 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 46 seconds

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602 - Justin Martindale - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Head to https://policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates -Go to https://Nutrafol.com and use promo code YMH to save 20% off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this week's episode of YMH by discussing Orson Welles' famous Paul Masson champagne commercial, Zac Efron in 17 Again, taking pictures with fans, and Bert Kreischer's birthday present for Tom. Christina also shows off the birthday cake she had specially made for him. They watch videos of a guy showing off his dad bob, a remix of the Indian bee attack from a couple weeks ago, and a clip of Tom's early stand-up. They read listener emails from a girl who went on a date with Tony Johns, and another who cleaned up bodily fluids at Disneyland. Justin Martindale is a comedian and the host of the "Glitter and Garbage" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss TikTok, life as a gay man, the doctor who insists having sex with men doesn't make you gay, and hooking up with straight guys. Tom and Tina help Justin create a Grindr profile, and show him videos of YMH All-Star RPC, "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

5/5/2021 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 16 seconds

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601 - Yannis Pappas - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://saatva.com/thesh*t to get $200 your order! - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://keeps.com/MOM to receive your first month of treatment for free. - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://whoop.com and use code YOURMOM at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout - just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://vuoriclothing.com/pages/ymh to receive 20% off your first purchase, and free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75 and free returns. - Visit https://getsunday.com/YMH to get $20 off your custom lawn plan at checkout! - Go to https://hellofresh.com/YMH12 and use code YMH12 for 12 free meals including free shipping! Today on Your Mom's House, comedian Yannis Pappas joins the crew to talk about New York, West coast versus East coast comedians, and being single in Miami. Next, Yannis explains how comics are incredibly similar to serial cool guys and they try to determine whether or not they would rather hook up with a trans-girl or trans-boy. Then, they talk about the love/hate relationship of New York, tough comedy clubs, and disruptive audiences. Lastly, Tom and Christina show Yannis their current favorite TikTok's including a 57 year old nice guy selling panties the difference between an escort and a wife, and more!

4/28/2021 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 20 seconds

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600 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase. - Visit https://mudwtr.com/YMH to support the show and use code YMH at check out for $5 off. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code HOUSE to get $20 off any purchase of $100 or more. - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code MOM for an extra 3 months free. - Go to https://theragun.com/MOM right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today. - Go to https://getquip.com/MOM to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan. - Visit https://fiverr.com and receive 10% off your first order by using my code MOM. On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina start off by celebrating the 600th episode of YMH. Then, Christina tells a story about her latest show in Des Moines, and the consequence of leaving Tom without milking the bear first. Next, Tom and Christina discuss marital loves, their favorite cool videos to watch and the ones that turn them off. After that, Christina and Tom talk about their gross behavior during tours, comedy club bathrooms and Tom shows off his Australian accent. Lastly, Tom and Christina try to persuade Nadav to convert to Catholicism.

4/21/2021 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 14 seconds

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599 - Rob Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $200 on your order - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at https://MeUndies.com/MOM - Head to https://policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play JEANS UP!! Tom Segura is joined by Sopranos actor and YMH super-fan Robert Iler. Once again, Christina P is rocking a bit of a new look. They discuss annoying things people do in public, Rob's biggest drug binges, auditioning for roles, and Tom's most recent experience on The Joe Rogan Experience. They watch videos of a guy who was interrupted while browning, an Indian bee attack, a cool guy's message to Iggy Azalea, a massive bicycling accident, a new video from Norman Summerton, and the "Plan B Russian Roulette" girls reacting to YMH Live 4!

4/14/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 32 seconds

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598 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did you miss the 4th episode of YMH LIVE?! You still have a chance to watch it for a limited time only! Just go to https://livestream.ymhstudios.com now to get access to the craziest YMH LIVE yet! SPONSORS: - Go to https://Watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase - Visit https://mudwtr.com/ymh to support the show and use code YMH at check out for $5 off. - Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Head over tohttps://Revtown.com/YMHto upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://keeps.com/MOM to receive your first month of treatment for free. WELCOME TO LUCIFER'S LAIR!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 4, watch audience reactions to the heavy segment, discusses public defecation and Disneyland debauchery, and take a look at guys in tight biker shorts. They watch videos of Fedsmoker talking to an extremely patient cop, a PSA about weight bias, an insane Russian marriage proposal, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

4/7/2021 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 56 seconds

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597 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Head over tohttps://Revtown.com/YMHto upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first 6 bottle order. - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first order free with code YMH. Just pay $5 shipping. HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

3/31/2021 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 17 seconds

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596 - Jeremiah Watkins - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Head over tohttps://Revtown.com/YMHto upgrade your denim game today! - Head to https://policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - When you purchase a three month subscription, https://Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Apply for free today at https://womply.com/YourMomsHouse and see if you qualify for a PPP loan. WHAT'S UP THERE Chom*o!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's possible future body modifications, why Tom talks to himself, Christine's crushes on the actors from Cobra Kai, and revisit their debate about who has the grosser habits. They watch videos of an upset Twitch streamer, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips, Matthew McConaughey's intro to his YouTube channel, a tutorial on the new "Google Like Nadav" website, and more! Jeremiah Watkins is a comedian and host of the Jeremiah Wonders podcast. His new special "Family Reunion" is available on Amazon Prime April 8. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss being heckled by his parents, growing up going to church three times a week, his wife's pregnancy, and more! Jean and Jean show him videos of an armless man chopping wood, a cool toothless girl, some "Kebab Karens," and this week's round of Christina's TikTok curations.

3/24/2021 • 2 hours, 46 minutes, 18 seconds

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595 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://omaxhealth.com/ today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide! JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina!

3/17/2021 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 26 seconds

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594 - Hasan Minhaj - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Head to https://www.policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://www.getquip.com/MOM to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan. - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get 15% off with code Yourmom THIS EPISODE IS FIRE!! Tom Segura and Christina P look at Tom's old headshots and the fan art that was made with them. They also review more "BTA" submissions, discuss what body modification CP will have done after her nose ring, and recount accidents they've had in public. They watch videos of three cool girls one is on laughing gas asking inappropriate questions to her dentist, another fall off of a treadmill, and the third eats seafood with her feet. Hasan Minhaj is a comedian, actor, and television host. He joins the Main Mommies on the couch to discuss pronunciation of his name, hosting the White House Correspondent's Dinner, his parents, chains, and more. Tim and Crystal introduce him to Fedsmoker, show him the wonders of TikTok, and play other cool clips for him.

3/10/2021 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 10 seconds

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593 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://omaxhealth.com/ today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide! - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Head to https://www.policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Go to https://Freshly.com/MOM for $40 off your first two orders. JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss murder shows, Christina's deceptive farts, Mr. Potatohead, Tom's rebirth, and why Nadav is eligible for the vaccine. They watch an update from the "Ayayay" guy, a cool gal's rant about blood, a new Fedsmoker video, fan-submitted "animal" submissions, and more! Josh Potter is a comedian and host of The Josh Potter Show. He joins the Main Mommies for a special Women's History Month segment detailing four of the most prolific female serial killers. Todd and Tina wrap up the show by watching this week's Toks.

3/3/2021 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 48 seconds

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592 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer codeMOMto save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - When you purchase a three month subscription, https://Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Go to https://theragun.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today. Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first Bright Cellars box. WHAT IS UP YOU Chom*oS?? This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's bangs and potential nose ring, questionable goblins in Harry Potter, Tom's hotel sushi ordeal, and Charo getting high over the weekend. They review listener submissions for the "animal" challenge, read emails from a self-proclaimed straight gay guy as well as a woman who received worn panties in the mail by mistake. They watch videos of a guy who got caught stealing a package, a cool guy's dying wish, the problems with white veganism, and an Albanian Christina P lookalike. The Main Mommies also play a round of "Horrible or Hilarious?" and watch this week's batch of TikToks.

2/24/2021 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 42 seconds

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591 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Get started for FREE at https://www.peaco*cktv.com/ and start streaming today - Go to https://www.stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://www.forhims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get 25% off plus an additional $10 off when you use promo code "house" at checkout. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! Tom Segura and Christina P revisit the all-time greatest black YMH Clips including the angry NBA 2K dad, the "let me eat ya" guy, Captain Marcel, the TikTok Blood, RPC and more. They debate whether or not the Four Stroke Guy is black, and Enny plays a game of "Tom or Black?" Tom and CP also revisit some of their favorite old drops from Tom's retired soundboard, watch CP's TikToks, and discuss more of the girls Tom was with before Christina.

2/17/2021 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 34 seconds

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590 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Get started for FREE at https://www.peaco*cktv.com/ and start streaming today - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Start buying and selling when you download Mercari today from the App Stores or at https://www.mercari.com/ - Get 50% off one item, and 10 FREE items by using offer code YMH at http://adamandeve.com/ - Head to https://www.policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MOM?? Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's hair transplant, the five love languages, girls Tom was with in college, and how somebody died in the old YMH studio. They watch videos of a a big word anthem, people pointing out personal privilege in socialist convention, a Scottish Fedsmoker, The King's response to CP accepting his date offer, the Live Life 365 guy's flossing tutorial, a golf cart accident, a round of CP's TikToks, and more! They also revisit classic Salome voicemails, and play a new one!

2/10/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 12 seconds

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589 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go tohttps://www.stamps.com/click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get started with Peaco*ckTV for FREE athttps://www.peaco*cktv.com/and start streaming today. - Go tohttps://www.squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go tohttps://omaxhealth.com/today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide! - Go tohttps://www.freshly.com/MOMto get $40 off your first two orders. - Go tohttps://www.getquip.com/MOMto get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan. - Go tohttps://www.forhims.com/momand get your first visit absolutely free! - Go tohttps://www.theragun.com/MOMand get your Gen 4 Theragun today. GOOD MORNING JEANS ABOVE 18!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with a video of a woman crying because she browned herself at work. They also watch a crying Trump supporter, Senator Chuck Schumer's Freudian slip on the Senate floor, Js getting yelled at by a boat captain, a batch of Christina's TikToks, and a doctor who explains that male on male relations aren't necessarily gay. The Main Mommies then chat with the "Video Message Cool Guy" himself, Elliott. Elliott provides more context for his infamous video and gives some behind the scenes details on the making of it. Jean and Jean then proceed to compare Elliott's video with video message all-stars Charles and Joe. Todd and Crystal wrap up by remembering some of their worst dating mishaps.

2/3/2021 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 28 seconds

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588 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://www.brooklinen.com and use promo code mom to get $25 off when you spend $100 or more, PLUS free shipping. - Go to https://ButcherBox.com/MOM and get 1 rack of St. Louis Ribs, 1 pack of bacon and 1 pack of pulled pork for free in the first box. - Go to https://Headspace.com/MOM for a free 1-month trial WHAT'S UP THERE Chom*o?! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH by revisiting Marc Rebillet's YMH Live 3 banger "Tiddy Tiddy." They discuss the documentary "Some Kind of Heaven,"the red flags Christina saw in Tom at the beginning, Nadav's newly-whitened teeth, and Garth Brooks' hair plugs. They also watch videos of a cool swastika guy, an AEW commentator flubbing Bert Kreischer's name once again, a fan parody of Elliott - the video message cool guy, and they pay tribute to the late, great Larry King by rewatching his iconic "Saka Souffle" clips. They read follow-up emails from the paramedic-panty saleswoman a Fans Only creator, and an inquiry about Christine dating The King. This prompts a big announcement from Mommy Tina. Also, Nadav got the Main Mommies a gift - a bottle of tequila from a recent YMH star's company. Mary Lynn Rajskub is a stand-up comedian and actress. Her new stand-up special "Live From The Pandemic" premieres February 1. Mary Lynn, and the Mommies discuss dating during quarantine, the celebrity dating app Raya, deleted scenes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," and the pronunciation of "won." Jean and Jean show her how Ariel Helwani pronounces it, as well as a Brazilian politician who got caught sniffing panties, our favorite boot licker, and John McAfee licking his shoe. They naturally bring her up to speed on McAfee, playing for her the infamous "hammock" clips.

1/27/2021 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 52 seconds

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587 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a free 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. - Get 25% off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code YMH. - Turn your “Goodbye” into someone else's “Hello” with Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at https://Mercari.com. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off -If you’re a homeowner, make 2021 the year you save up to $1,055 by simply re-shopping your home and auto insurance when you go to https://Policygenius.com - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "house" at checkout. GOOD DAY TO YOU Chom*oS!! In this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the film "The Secrets We Keep," Armie Hammer's cool leaked DMs, and The Night Stalker Netflix documentary. They watch a video explaining last week's subway boot licker, a cool guy pastor on why women are weak, more clips of Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be from Spain, several Horrible or Hilarious videos, an NFL wife's daily routine, some open defecation, and a dude's Charles-esque video message asking out a girl. They also do a deep dive on Matthew McConaughey's Instagram and watch this week's batch of CP's TikToks. Cameron Van Hoy is a writer and director. He joins the Main Mommies via Zoom to discuss his most recent feature film "Flinch," which Tom is in. They discuss how Cameron got the movie made, watching the film in drive-in theaters, and the fun Tom had during the stunt scenes.

1/20/2021 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 34 seconds

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586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Turn your “Goodbye” into someone else's “Hello” with Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at https://Mercari.com. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Get some silliness in your life and check out Comedy Bang! Bang! - new episodes available every week on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts! - Go to https://Freshly.com/MOM for $40 off your first two orders. - Go to https://Theragun.com/MOM right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.

1/13/2021 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 28 seconds

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585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.stamps.com/, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM and get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://www.brooklinen.com/ and use promo code mom to get $25 off when you spend $100 or more, PLUS free shipping. - Visit https://www.babbel.com and use promo code MOM on your three month subscription. - Go to https://www.forhims.com/mom for a free online visit today HAPPY NEW YEAR Chom*oS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!

1/6/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 32 seconds

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584 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first order free with code YMH. Just pay $5 shipping. - Turn your “Goodbye” into someone else's “Hello” with Mercari. Start buying and selling when you download today from the App Stores or at https://Mercari.com. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free -If you’re a homeowner, make 2021 the year you save up to $1,055 by simply re-shopping your home and auto insurance when you go to https://Policygenius.com What up YMH Fam??? It's been a crazy month in a crazy year, but we have a miracle: Tom Segura is back in studio! Where's Christina? Tom will update you on EVERYTHING. We know we have new fans that absolutely loved Top Dog from the live show, so we decided to walk you through some of the all time best calls with Tom's dad in recorded podcast history... warning, lots of brown talk ahead! From the Orlando Airport story, to analyzing your farts, to absolutely loving lame street jokes, Top Dog is just simply the best.

12/30/2020 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 10 seconds

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583 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Go to https://Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - When you purchase a three month subscription, https://Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Go to https://Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to https://ButcherBox.com/MOM and get 6 steaks for free in your first box - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "mom" at checkout. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free PULL YOUR JEANS UP! Tom Segura is out of the studio for this episode, but Zooms in to chat with Christina P about his injury, peeing in jars, and CP's dental accident. They watch recent videos from TikTok all-star The King, as well as a helicopter "horrible or hilarious" video. They also answer listener-submitted "Ask Mommy Anything" questions. Nadav joins Christina on the couch to discuss personal hygiene, leg injuries, The Crown, and more! Zollo joins her to watch TikToks, discuss Pazsitzky Effects, and settle an ongoing studio argument.

12/23/2020 • 2 hours, 8 seconds

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582 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a free 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membership - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at https://Fitbod.me/mom - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play Tom Segura and Christina P recap this year in YMH. They discuss the Coronavirus episode featuring Sam Tripoli and Alexis Fawx, the death of our beloved Fedsmoker, and revisit Norm's pig sloppers, Leo's cool guy video chat, Taylor Tomlinson's reaction to Fart Simpson's "RPC Fans Only Banger," other favorite fan songs "Nadav is Googling" and Hendawg's "Don't Be Stingy," as well as Christina's favorite TikToks. Later, the staff joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss their most memorable moments of the year.

12/16/2020 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 2 seconds

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581 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free - Go to https://Headspace.com/MOM for a free one-month trial with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Get 20% off and free shipping at https:/Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https:// LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membership YOU'RE JUST IT! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the masseuse that struggled to pronounce the name "Segura." They move on to talk about Paulina Porizkova, ugly shoes, Jeff Bezos's girlfriend, the recent YMH Studios photoshoot, and Tom announces that he's running for president. Jean and Jean watch videos of a cool brick challenge, a dude who is furious about an orange lighter, a guy on TikTok who is mad at Joe Rogan, a phallic trophy ceremony, a mommy's impression of Christina, some of CP's TikTok curations, and much more!

12/9/2020 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 48 seconds

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Tom Talks Ep. 3 w/ DJ Premier

SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.babbel.com/ and get Babbel's special offer of three months free with a purchase of a three month subscription with promo code MOM. - Go to https://www.adameve.com/ and enter offer code YMH at checkout, and get 10 tantalizing FREE gifts! - Get 10% off site-wide when you use promo code MOM at https://truff.com/ - Get Honey for free at https://www.joinhoney.com/MOM Get ready, because this week Tom Segura talks to one of his top hip hop idols, DJ Premier! They go over Preemo's musical inspirations, his methods, and what it was like to work on some of the most iconic songs/albums in hip hop like Nas's Illmatic and Notorious B.I.G.'s Unbelievable. Preemo sheds light on working with Jay-Z, J Dilla, Gang Starr, Limp Bizkit and more!

12/3/2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 47 seconds

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580 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until December 4th by going to https://ymhvirtual.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! -If you’re feeling the pinch during the holiday season, find out how much you could save on home and auto insurance at https://Policygenius.com. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "mom" at checkout. - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membership Jeans up! We got another solo ep with just Tim and Chris-Jeansa! The main mommies get into how they love to cancel family plans at the first instance of difficulty, Tom has difficulty sneezing, and they discuss the Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr. boxing match. We then get into one of Tom's favorite subjects: old people relations and showing that to people. We get a sweet followup to Tom's colonoscopy, we get into a batch of cool guys (one of them being Rudy Giuliani), how dads love The Hunt For Red October, a disturbing batch of TikToks, and an update on the plastic chair collector! https://ymhstudios.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.facebook.com/yourmomshousepodcast https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

12/2/2020 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 4 seconds

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579 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until November 29th by going to ymhvirtual.com Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - At PaintYourLife.com there's no risk. Get 20% off and free shipping when you text the word HOUSE to 64-000. GOOD MORNING MY KINGS AND QUEENS ABOVE 18! On this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 3, discuss Tom's upcoming colonoscopy, and analyze Nadav's questionable choice of a favorite movie: Drumline. They watch a new Fedsmoker clip, as well as a Reese's exec confirming the pronunciation of the brand's name, an Australian news anchor who accidentally drops the C-word during a broadcast, a cool guy's beard trimming method, some of Christina's TikToks, and more! Josh Potter joins the mommies on the couch to discuss the fine lady who finally made him finish, and the Main Mommies call Charo and Top Dog to give them a rundown of the recent live show.

11/25/2020 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 38 seconds

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Tom Talks Ep. 2 w/ Andrew Yang

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang joins Tom Segura in this episode. They discuss Trump exiting office, the differences between left wing and right wing media, universal basic income, what it feels like to run for president, the WWE's anti-union practices, why cash is the answer, and the possibility of Andrew being in Biden's cabinet.

11/19/2020 • 1 hour, 40 seconds

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578 - Josh Wolf - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with Hendawg's most recent banger "Queens Above 18." They then discuss their new Joel Osteen Inspiration Cubes and the reviews the mommies have left for the item on Amazon. Jean and Jean watch an angry bald guy, Garth Brooks discussing copyright, a BBW cool guy, an anti-feminist anti-vaxxer, anti-masker, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips and more! They respond to listener emails regarding Nancy Pelosi's 80-year-old sloppers, the "Reese's" pronunciation, and last week's amazing fart video. The Main Mommies also watch update videos from Tony Johns and The King, as well as Fart Simpson's newest prank call. Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tod and Crystal to discuss living in Nashville, the craziest videos on the internet, inappropriate behavior at comedy shows, Hot Ones, and more. He gets introduced to the Sissy of Freemont Street, Charo's fart, and the "Hole in Face" cool guy.

11/18/2020 • 2 hours, 55 minutes, 2 seconds

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Tom Talks Ep. 1 w/ Tony Gonzalez

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM" - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM to get your first refill FREE! Welcome to Tom Talks! Tom Segura is joined by Pro Football Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez. Tom and Tony discuss freak athletic stories, trash talking, high school football, and how comedians are the freest people. Tom shares videos of some cool coaches with Tony, and Tony reveals what it was like to realize he was going to be in the hall of fame, the best cities to party in, and the first expensive thing he bought.

11/12/2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 23 seconds

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577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. WELCOME TO THE YMH NEWS NETWORK! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the presidential election, and what Donald Trump will do during his remaining 70 days in office. They take a look at televangelist Kenneth Copeland's response to Joe Biden's victory, and cover the Trump press conference that was held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We also learn that Trump was actually a YMH fan and watch a montage of him discussing jeans. The main mommies discuss CP's Halloween costume, men sitting on women's faces, gay fitness, and familiarize the audience with Tom's sister OMG Maria. Jean and Jean watch an update from the Big Butt Cool Guy, a fart that rivals Charo's, an Australian man give himself a haircut, and more! YMH regular and host of the Roach Motel, Josh Potter joins Tom and Christina to discuss edibles and other psychedelics, Alex Trebek's passing, Hunter Biden's cool leaked video, wearing socks in the bedroom, and more! They take a look at some crazy turbulence on a flight, a guy that doesn't like the song "Sweet Caroline," Joel Osteen's inspiration cube, Sean Connery on hitting women, some Steven Seagal-style martial arts, and this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

11/11/2020 • 2 hours, 42 minutes

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576 - Marc Rebillet - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial & 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to ForHims.com/MOM, get your first visit absolutely free - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code MOM to get 10% off your first order plus free shipping - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order WHAT'S UP THERE Chom*o? Tom Segura and Christina P start out this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's sister and former YMH-regular OMG Maria who is going to be joining the main mommies for YMH Live 3. They watch videos of a nice guy with a hole in his face, new videos from the 10-12 Benadryl guy and Dan Pena, and a clip from YMH 400 where CP states that she is open to eating Tom's scrum if doctors approve. Jean and Jean also revisit the Megan debate and review listener emails weighing in on it, discuss different dog breeds and what they say about their owners, and the legality of parent/child relations. They call Top Dog to weigh in on this subject. Marc Rebillet is electronic musician and YouTuber. He discusses growing up with French parents, performing at drive-in shows, and collaborating with Reggie Watts. Todd and Christine introduce Marc to Fedsmoker, give him a run down of his classics, and play a new video of his from the vault. They also discuss Garth Brooks and watch Garth's YMH hits. They wrap up by looking at this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

11/4/2020 • 2 hours, 42 minutes, 36 seconds

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575 - Pauly Shore - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Theragun.com/MOM RIGHT now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - If you're a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com - Policygenius has saved their home and auto insurance customers an average of $1,127 a year! Go to Policygenius.com for more information - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom GOOD MORNING MY OVER 18 JEANS! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of YMH off by discussing damaged girls, and Tom's experiences with them. They watch a white Black Lives Matter activist explain his use of big words, a prank in which a dude lights his friend on fire, a guy that can crack his peener, The King's message to Christina, a cool women's football coach, a guy that sounds just like Leo and more! They also discuss TikTok superstar Doggface, and respond to listener emails regarding prison pen pals and familial brown smells. Pauly Shore is an actor, comedian, and filmmaker. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss traveling to Israel and Moscow, living in Las Vegas, the new Showtime documentary series about the Comedy Store, his time on MTV, and more. He watches a homeless fire hydrant shower, an Australian parking lot fight, a woman trying to get married in Target, and a record number of Christina's TikTok curations.

10/28/2020 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 10 seconds

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574 - Cody Ko - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/thesh*t to save $225 on your order - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%! - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Go to LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off GOOD MORNING MY 18+ QUEENS! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the proper pronunciation Megan, and then watch another video of Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse reading some more YMH references. The main mommies also discuss foreign films, their petition to change the name of the San Francisco 49ers, and the mommy that got a very cool YMH tattoo. They watch a man who can't handle a needle, a foreign coach slap his players, a cool guy cleaning his ear with a drill, and more! Cody Ko is a YouTuber, comedian, podcaster, and rapper. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss collabing with Dhar Mann, his time on the Duke diving team, starting out on Vine, and more. He watches a South Texas slush challenge, a baboon throw a monkey at children, a kid who got in trouble for vandalizing Halloween decorations, and some of Christina's TikToks.

10/21/2020 • 2 hours, 36 minutes, 34 seconds

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573 - Steve Byrne - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to KushyDreams.com and use Promo Code YMH for 20% off your next order - Go to ForHims.com/mom - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their dating pet peeves. They take a look at a rich Cool Guy that explains his outlook on dating. They also discuss Trisha Paytas' recent raunchy tweets. They watch videos of a garbageman Cool Guy, an Argentinian senator who got caught being inappropriate on Zoom, an elephant enema, and a Family Feud bulge. They discuss news articles about recycled rubbers and swearing parrots. Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss his new podcast the Roach Motel. Josh gives an update on his Cameos and discusses the possibility of the Buffalo Bills going to the Superbowl. They watch a video of a very cool singer, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Steve Byrne is a comedian, actor, and writer-director of the new film "The Opening Act." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss the making of the film, how him and his wife differ from Tom and CP, and Charo's famous fart. He watches some Horrible or Hilarious videos, some Cool Guys, Congressman Jerry Nadler potentially browning himself, Christina's TikToks and more!

10/14/2020 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 21 seconds

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572 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM to get your first refill FREE! - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%! - Go to ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! DON'T BE STINGY! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their recent trip to Austin, Texas, before watching their opening clip of a cool guy's big booty breakdown. They then review a cool guy application submitted by a mommy lawyer, as well as other listener emails. We find out the mommy army has gotten to the Conspiracy Cool Guy and got him to read some YMH references. Also, Jean and Jean learn they've played his videos before, and revisit a classic song of his. They also watch new Fedsmoker, Dan Pena, and Horrible or Hilarious videos.! Chris Distefano is a stand-up comedian and host of the History Hyenas podcast. He joins the main mommies to share stories about his father, discuss getting over his hypersexuality, and give himself many nicknames. He watches the Conspiracy Cool Guy's Donald Trump Song, some of Dan Pena's classics, and of course Christina's TikTok curations.

10/7/2020 • 2 hours, 36 minutes, 12 seconds

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571 - Marcus King - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale by going to Stamps.com, clicking the microphone at the top of the homepage and typing in MOM - Go to Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Policygenius has saved their home and auto insurance customers an average of $1,127 a year! Go to Policygenius.com for more information. JEANS UP! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the passing of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. This prompts a discussion about who the hottest presidential and vice presidential candidates are. They play an opening clip of a cool guy who has a friendly reminder for his friends, then watch the full news segment on antimaskers that they played a clip from last week. They also take a look at a cool girl who discovered a new "pocket" trick, a strong performer who got brown hole surgery, a tutorial on gluing hair to your fingernails, and the trailer for an Ed Asner short film "Get Ed Laid." Jean and Jean read listener feedback from YMH Live 2 as well as some follow-up emails regarding white people smells, and more! Eric Ekholm's YMH Data Analysis: https://www.ericekholm.com/blog/ymh-explore/ Marcus King is a singer, songwriter, and the frontman of The Marcus King Band. He joins Todd and Crystal to discuss tour bus brown proto, Aretha Franklin's sloppers, the music industry, performing growing up, how hard the Cool Guy riff is to play, and his recent album with Dan Auerbach. He watches Joe Biden's recent fart, a white kid with an Asian accent, a dude smoking a Carolina Reaper, Christina's TikTok curations, and more!

9/30/2020 • 2 hours, 32 minutes, 14 seconds

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570 - Ian Bagg - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to KushyDreams.com and enter code "YMH" for 20% off - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/ymh! - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM" - Go to LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Christina's accent. They listen to a recent favorite fan song "Don't Be Stingy" by Hendawg which launches a conversation about Leo's famous video. They watch a video of Joe Biden farting during a speech, a couple pillow fighting, an update from the Gmail cool guy, a fart that turned into a brown, a rant about messy men, and more! They respond to listener emails about RPC, an Ed Asner cake, and a mommy who got the cops called on them because of the show. Ian Bagg is stand-up comedian, and host of Around the Bagg. He has a new hilarious comedy album out called "Everybody Wants Some" available on all audio platforms! He joins the main mommies to discuss their trip to Africa, crowd work, bombing on stage, finding dead bodies, and stupid comedy clubs. He watches Norm's poutine, a cool guy's message to Mark Zuckerberg, a guy whose goal is to look like a parrot, Christina's TikToks, and more!

9/23/2020 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 24 seconds

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569 - Duncan Trussell - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You get tickets to our second live virtual podcast yet? Don't wait! It's going down this Friday September 18 at 5pm PT/8pm ET available world wide! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM today and you can get an extra three months FREE - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at Stamps.com, clicking the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter: MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use code MOM for a chance to get a free shot at MILLIONS of DOLLARS in prizes this week! - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% TRY IT OUT! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with a clip of Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse dropping some YMH references on his podcast. They then respond to listener emails about the Ed Asner vs. Sissy of Freemont St. debate, scrum eating, chiropractic adjustments, an encounter with Fedsmoker, and more. Tom and Tina also discuss pointless holidays, lame movie posters, and take a look at the Mousepad Cool Guy's Instagram profile. They watch videos of an antimasker in Walmart, an update from Tony Johns, a dude singing about his large member, a kickboxing accident, and tennis player Novak Djokovic hitting a line judge with a tennis ball. They wrap up the solo segment with a TikTok about what wet white people smell like, prompting a discussion on the subject. Duncan Trussell is an actor, stand-up comedian, and host of The Duncan Trussell Family Hour. He joins the main mommies to discuss moving out of Los Angeles, having brother husbands, Trump and Biden, and more. They show him videos of the Conspiracy Cool Guy, variations of septic tank swimming, several of Ed Asner's classics, a dude talking about male virginity, and a round of Christina's TikToks.

9/16/2020 • 3 hours, 30 minutes, 9 seconds

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568 - Kevin Nealon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, September 18th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/thesh*t to get $225 off your order - Go to ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM today and you can get an extra three months FREE - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at Stamps.com, clicking the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter: MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use code MOM for a chance to get a free shot at MILLIONS of DOLLARS in prizes this week! PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P open this episode of Your Mom's House with a tutorial of how to slap your beanbag against your leg. Tim and Crystal rock their Gucci and Prada shades and Tom pitches a promo idea in which Nadav takes a gasoline bath. Tom and CP share some recent brown stories and encourage the viewers to announce their farts out their car windows. They reply to some listener emails, watch a follow up from last week's Christian conspiracy theorist, as well as several different lanes of mask videos. Kevin Nealon is a stand-up comedian and actor. He joins the main mommies to discuss his upcoming live show Behind the Mask, as well as share stories from his time on Saturday Night Live, discuss fashion throughout the years, recount a run in with a dancer in Hollywood, and tell some of his classic jokes. Jean and Jean share the I'll Make Ya Come guy with him, videos of anti-maskers, and some of Christina's curation.

9/9/2020 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 22 seconds

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567 - Fortune Feimster - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, September 18th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to EstablishedTitles.com and get 10% off Lordship/Ladyship Title packs with code MOM - Go to forhims.com and get your first visit absolutely free - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the top and type in MOM - Policygenius has saved their home and auto insurance customers an average of $1,127 a year! Go to Policygenius.com for more information - Go to Whoop.com and enter "YOURMOM" at checkout to save 15% JEANS UP!! The main mommies start this episode off with a classic YMH fan song from the Orson Welles champagne commercial. They watch a new clip from Dan Pena, discuss Tom's post-vasectomy loads, as well as his writing ritual, and cool old guys that hit on Christina. CP then surprises Tom with a super cool Cameo! Charo then joins them to take a look at some clips of her from the live show that she has no recollection of. She gets to rewatch the garage video and is reintroduced to "Ed." Will she like them as much the second time? They also show her a cool video from Cardi B. Fortune Feimster is a comedian, actress and host of the "Sincerely Fortune Podcast" and "What a Joke With Papa and Fortune". She joins the main mommies to discuss playing tennis, her character Brenda, the Showtime series "Gigolos" and her positive outlook on life. Tom and Tina show her rounds of Cool Guys, Dads, Horrible or Hilarious videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

9/2/2020 • 2 hours, 46 minutes, 20 seconds

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566 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Saatva.com/thesh*t for $225 off your order - Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more, when you download the DoorDash app and enter code MOM. - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 Additional Months for FREE with Promo Code [MOM] - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% JEANS UP! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House out by discussing the YMH Live Show! They read listener feedback about the show expressing gratitude and horror. They watch clips of a cool antimasker in a grocery store, a woman, "airing out" in a different grocery store, an Australian cool guy yelling about Coronavirus, a dude that's been huffing gasoline fumes, a male Karen screaming at a Dunkin Donuts, and a confrontation over an attempted tire theft. The main mommies also respond to an email from a fellow dog breedist. YMH regular Josh Potter then joins Tim and Crystal on the couch to discuss Reese McGuire, Charles Haley, Kellen Winslow Jr., and the indecent acts that tie them all together. Jean and Jean wrap up the show by calling Top Dog and watching some of Christina's TikTok curations.

8/26/2020 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 46 seconds

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565 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/ymh! - Use promo code [mom] for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com - Right now, our listeners get 3 Additional Months for FREE at Babbel.com with Promo Code [MOM] - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. What's up there Chom*os! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's recent surgery. They watch videos of a Bulgarian lady speaking bad English, a British Karen, a guy going insane on a bus, a cool girl in Guam, and listen to an interview that was done with the late, great Conald Petersen, aka FedSmoker. They read some listener emails about fat flight attendants, Dhar Mann's target audience, five stroke flossing, and the Mousepad Cool Guy's ethnicity. They also watch an Oakland A's player give a cool salute in the dugout, the Mousepad Cool Guy singing a Catholic hymn, Tony John's thoughts on COVID-19, a dude who got caught browning in a garden, and a follow-up on YMH All-Star the Sissy of Freemont Street. They wrap up by looking at a batch of Christina's TikToks.

8/19/2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 26 seconds

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564 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Get $225 of your order at saatva.com/thesh*t - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get the most out of your streaming services today at ExpressVPN.com/yourmom. If you use my link, you’ll get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free. Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagin* slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.

8/12/2020 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 8 seconds

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563 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Tom and Christina are doing a LIVE podcast COMPLETELY uncensored, un-blurred, and with VERY special guests. Get your tickets to this virtual event happening August 14 @ 5pm PST here: https://OnLocationLive.com/YourMomsHouse SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to forhims.com/momfor a free online visit - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM. - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started on finding the best home insurance for you. - Get 3 additional months free if you go to Babbel.com, and use promo code [MOM] on your three month subscription. Come on Mark, don't be stingy! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House by listening to one of their favorite recent fan songs, a tribute to the Mousepad Cool Guy. They discuss the Netflix reality series "Love on the Spectrum" that they've become obsessed with, and then look at some cool videos from a YouTuber named Dhar Mann. They discuss Nadav's new haircut, Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz moving to Texas, and revisit Ed Asner's cool guy lookalike. They wrap up the solo segment by playing a round of Horrible or Hilarious? Brian Simpson is a stand-up comedian and host of the "BS" podcast. He joins the main mommies to discuss his stages of quarantine, his quarantine purchases, and give advice to mommies that had written in. He is introduced to the Ed Asner cool guy, the doll walker, Dhar Mann, and watches some of Christina's TikTok curations. They wrap up by watching a viewer-submitted parody of the Mousepad Cool Guy featuring Bert Kreischer.

8/5/2020 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 38 seconds

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562 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on their first order of $15 or more, when you download the DoorDash app and enter code MOM. - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Use promo code [mom] for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com - Try the sample pack at drinkLMNT.com/MOM or by searching “LMNT” on Amazon.com. It's just Jean and Jean for this episode of YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P kick this episode off by watching a clip of some road rage in Australia. They switch gears to talk about their recent experience signing up for tennis lessons, which leads to Christina reminiscing about watching her dad play tennis. They also discuss their new favorite reality show on Netflix, "Indian Matchmaking," being prejudice toward certain dog breeds, and why BBC flagged our last episode. They call YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's tattoo artist, Derrick, for an update on Norm. They also call Top Dog to ask him some pressing questions. The Main Mommies then watch a new video from the Mousepad Cool Guy, an interesting take on dating, a guy walking a doll, a bear on a video chat, and a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis confronting Conald. They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

7/29/2020 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 50 seconds

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561 - Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to ThriveMarket.com/YMH to start your risk-free membership and get up to twenty dollars toward your first order. - Stamps: Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Go to Stamps.com, click the micriphone at the top of the homepage and enter MOM - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Use Code "HOUSE" for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to AdamandEve.com and use the offer code YMH at checkout to get 50% off just about any item plus 10 FREE Gifts! - Roman: That’s GetRoman.com/MOM for a free online visit and free two day shipping. - Get 15-percent off your order at BuyRaycon.com/ymh! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House out with some wholesome videos of children, a panda, a good neighbor, a bear playing with nunchucks, and more family friendly fun. They discuss Nadav's return to Studio Jeans, and take a look at the security camera footage of him moments after deleting an episode of YMH. This prompts the Jeans to come up with a new punishment for Blueban. They then look at a cool guy comedian who's better than Chris Rock, discuss Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's red table talk, watch a follow-up video on a certain British delicacy, and explain why they paid someone to potentially steal their bikes. They also call Top Dog for some advice when it comes to the ladies. Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler are known for their roles as A.J. and Meadow on The Sopranos. They are also the hosts of the Pajama Pants Podcast. They sit down with the main mommies to discuss their experience on The Sopranos, their fondest memories of James Gandolfini, 90 Day Fiance, Jamie-Lynn's father-in-law, Lenny Dykstra, and Rob's favorite cool guys. They watch videos of a guy with a hole in his living room, an update from the mousepad cool guy, a man who broke into a bank for a hot pocket, a lady who stockpiles white to combat COVID-19, and a cool girl supporting Black Lives Matter. They also take a look at some of Christina's most recent TikTok curations.

7/22/2020 • 2 hours, 47 minutes, 36 seconds

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560 - Dr. Drew Pinsky - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - And if you go to GETQUIP.com/MOM, RIGHT NOW, you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at EXPRESSVPN.com/yourmom. - Go to AdamandEve.com and use the offer code YMH at checkout to get 50% off just about any item plus 10 FREE Gifts! What's up there chom*os! It's another episode of Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina P. Nadav is missing for this episode and we don't know where he is. Luckily, his replacement is a fast Googler. The main mommies discuss having guests over, buying a pizza box worth of croissants, their different stages of quarantine, Dirty Dancing, and Bert Kreischer's disgusting habits when it comes to hygiene. They watch videos of a golf fart, a xim/xer person explaining their different identities, a new video from the mousepad cool guy, and an update from Tony Johns. They also read viewer-submitted emails about the B vs. V pounding debate and which is more tiring. The mommies finish up the first segment by looking at YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's new tattoos and reviews YMH fans have left for Robert Paul Champagne's home. Jean and Jean are joined by YMH regular Josh Potter for the second segment of the show. They discuss the possibility that TikTok might get banned, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson's controversial posts, and San Francisco Giant Pablo Sandoval's weight. They also delve into Bert Kreischer's Kool-Aid intake, the weight requirement to be a flight attendant, and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's open relationship. Todd and Chrisjeansa are also joined by Dr. Drew Pinsky in this episode. They discuss the recent "heavy" videos Drew has been exposed to by Tom, the bubonic plague, Drew's potential political run, and Drew's wife, Susan's, recent appearance on Where My Mom's At? They show Drew a new Fedsmoker video, a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis, a good semaritan that reminds them of Fedsmoker, a cool vintage Cream of Wheat commercial, more wolves licking people's mouths, and much more!

7/15/2020 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 38 seconds

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559 - Russell Peters - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Squarespace: Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Shady Rays: Use Code "HOUSE" for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Hims: listeners can get their first visit absolutely free! Go to forhims dot com slash mom. That’s forhims.com/mom. - Stamps: Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Go to Stamps.com, click the micriphone at the top of the homepage and enter MOM - Policygenius Home: see how much you can save by re- shopping your home insurance rates at Policygenius.com. - Brooklinen: Use promo code mom for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com You gotta get it goin' bud! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a woman who really needs to brown. They discuss the latest instance of Nadav doing bad, Bert Kreischer's kool-aid intake, how often Dr. Drew gets milked, and their recent trips to the dermatologist. They watch a vintage English commercial for a questionably-named product, a very strange Instagram live-stream, a dude eating nails, a cool talking about his success with women, an English lesson on slang words, a cool guy who collects mousepads, and a follow-up from everyone's least favorite bearded lady. The main mommies also play a game where they watch some of the most intense videos on the internet, which naturally leads them to call Dr. Drew to discuss the potential health risks of eating brown. Russell Peters is a stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. Russell sits down with Jean & Jean to talk about Jiu Jitsu, rolling with Joe Rogan, partying at Eddie Murphy's house, hip-hop, and the controversy around Hank Azaria playing Apu on The Simpsons. They share the murder play video with Russell, as well as a DIY video on how to make jewelry out of human teeth, a cool girl rapping, and some of Mommy Tina's TikTok curations. Pierce Paris is a very strong performer and social-media creator. He joins the mommies on the couch to discuss his iconic video that Tim and Crystal have been obsessed with. He discusses how he prepared for that video, his other Twitter stunts, how he started a viral challenge, and eating bear scrum. He also gives us a walk-through his prep process and reviews RPC's premium content.

7/8/2020 • 2 hours, 56 minutes, 30 seconds

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558 - Taylor Tomlinson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Use promo code "mom" for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics. Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed.

7/1/2020 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 14 seconds

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557 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Use Code "HOUSE" for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Saatva.com/ymh and get $225 off your purchase towards a mattress - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Go to Stamps.com, click the micriphone at the top of the homepage and enter MOM - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. Sleep better, recover faster, and train smarter. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order Pull your jeans up! It's just the Main Mommies in this episode of YMH. They start off by playing a new song by our friend Fart Simpson using drops from YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne. Then they take a look at a video by a cool bearded lady. They also watch videos of a woman who breast feeds her older kids, a guy making love to a pile of dirt, a new video from classic Cool Guy Joseph (aka the Ayayay! guy), and the way one dude is trying to improve current social climate. #ApologyLunch! The mommies also discuss Birkenstocks, Tom's recent check-up with his doctor, sunburns, how Bert Kreischer showers, and more. Of course, they also look at a round of Christina's TikTok curations.

6/24/2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 14 seconds

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556 - Cesar Millan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOMWW at Manscaped.com. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at stamps.com and use the code word "MOM" - See how much you can save by re-shopping your home insurance rates at Policygenius.com - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom It's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers?? YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel. Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth.

6/17/2020 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 34 seconds

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555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura What's up there Chom*o? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, and look at a clip of a racist toddler, as well as many other cool videos. Also the Saatva contest winners are revealed! SPONSORS: - Check Out Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase - Use promo code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code [MOM], only at Brooklinen.com - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - With over 100 million downloads and tons of five-star reviews, Best Fiends is a must-play!

6/10/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 48 seconds

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554 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words.... We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world. Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter. Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck.

6/3/2020 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 46 seconds

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553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news. We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead. SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4 week trial - ExpressVPN.com/MOM for 3 months free with a 1-year package. - Check out BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when you use our special promo code [HOUSE] -- Just pay $5 shipping.

5/27/2020 • 1 hour, 49 minutes

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What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to check in from NYC. Plus. TIKTOKS! Then we look at some fan artwork and comments, and we introduce a new contest for all the mommies to participate in.

5/20/2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 42 seconds

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Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money. Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter. To wrap things up we have a hearty batch of TikToks to make you leave this show more uncomfortable than when you arrived. SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to your local liquor store and ask for Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey!

5/13/2020 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 26 seconds

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550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before The 90 Days” leads us to ponder how to handle someones bad breath. Then things get REAL. We speak to Derrick, Norman Summerton’s tattoo artist. We learn more about Pig before we watch an earth shattering video which leads to a monumental moment on the podcast. Jo Koy is a comedian and global sensation. He walked into the lobby and things were real right away. Does Jo like poutine? Recently, Jo had to buy his mom a Mercedes. Good thing he’s in the top 10 of all touring acts this year! We meet a cool guy who knows what he wants out of a woman. We learn that Jo had messed up teeth back in the day and where his first big check went. Is Jo a “Master of Accents?” and Jo tells us how he would he handle the breath situation. Watch this brand new episode before you binge Puppy Dog Pals!

5/6/2020 • 2 hours, 55 minutes, 14 seconds

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549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.

4/29/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 2 seconds

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548 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is Christina guilty of stolen valor? Decide for yourself. Also, Josh Potter threatened a dentist’s life once... Enjoy this jeans only episode with our two favorite pant legs.

4/22/2020 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 36 seconds

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547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs?? Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world. Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment.

4/15/2020 • 2 hours, 47 minutes, 10 seconds

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546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives which leads to a discussion on sexy text exchanges exchanges. What exactly is the strategy used when sliding in the DM's? Josh Potter tells all! This episode has it all, pull those jeans up high and tight! SPONSORS: - Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - ForHims.com/house for a free online visit. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code mom, only at Brooklinen.com

4/8/2020 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 4 seconds

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545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update! Tommy Lee is an international superstar and drummer for Motley Crüe. Brittany Furlan is a social media influencer and the two happen to be married. First things first, we need to hear about that hog. Tommy Lee has lived many of our dreams, but does it get boring? We learn how wild the partying got and talk about the infamous tape with Pam Anderson. Plus, a mother/daughter contest that won Tommy a few thousand dollars. SPONSORS: - Get $5 off your first order on DoorDash of $15 or more when you download the app and use code MOM - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Get 20% off your first order when you go to Betabrand.com/MOM

4/1/2020 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 2 seconds

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544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok World War II Tim Dillon is a stand up comic and host of “The Tim Dillon Show.” Some people love delivering bad news. Tim explains why he thought he was banned from YMH. The Mommies get to know about Tim and his past and learn new things about being gay in LA. Plus, TikToks, an Andy Cohen story and Tim answers the Mommies recent p*rn scenario. SPONSORS: - Go to saatva.com/ymh to get $100 off an order over $500 - Check out Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code mom, only at Brooklinen.com - Go to WHOOP.com and use the code [YOURMOM] at checkout to save 15% off your order. Unlock your best self today. - Go to Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the homepage and use code word [MOM] to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Check out ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM for 3 months free with a 1-year package.

3/25/2020 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 56 seconds

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543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what p*rn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped. Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon. SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code HOUSE to try it FREE. - Go To CBDMD.com and use promo code "YOURMOM" for 25% of your purchase of superior CBD oil products

3/18/2020 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 14 seconds

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542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles update and a big CHIPS IN A BOWL announcement. Dr. Drew visits the mommies to talk about the new direction of Dr. Drew After Dark. While Tom and Christina keep pulling Dr. Drew to the dark side they go through some more of Mommy Tina’s TikToks. Tom gets more advice on which new drug he should try and Dr. Drew presents another visit he’d like to make for YMH Studios.

3/11/2020 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 54 seconds

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541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially decided he's done with his wack Adidas phase, and is back on the Nike train! Then, Christina reveals a super hot dream she had about Tom. Do you dream about your significant other? We then find a cool guy who wishes he had a girlfriend who let him... do certain things. He likes that he likes that he liiiiiiikes THAT! And what better way to pay tribute to FedSmoker than to keep feathering videos from his very deep vault? This time he's hanging out with Native Americans! Then, we got Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero coming in to Studio Jeans! We Moshe loves to argue with people on the internet almost as much as he loves Burning Man! We run them through a BUNCH of cool guys, including a clip from Cobra Tate about how faithfulness is a one way street! So cool! We debut the next episode of Pissspots to Moshe and Natasha, and they're certain HBO will pick it up for a full run! Speaking of HBO, we have Brian Lazarte and James Lee Hernandez, the creators/directors of HBO's McMillions, joining us! The docuseries reveals how McDonald's Monopoly game was rigged for a LONG time by the mob. They tell us all about how they got involved in the project and what it's like to work with Mark Wah-Wah-Wahlburg. It also turns out that Brian is Tom's cousin, so they reminisce what it was like to grow up with each other.

3/4/2020 • 3 hours, 12 minutes, 2 seconds

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540 - Tony Hinchcliffe - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then... *CHIPS IN A BOWL* none other than CHARLES FROM MATCH HIMSELF! On the phone and in person. We get the whole scoop from Charles in ehhhhh about 8-10 minutes. Once things are wrapped with Charles we move on to more pressing issues like a new episode of “P*** Spots.” Plus new Fart Simpson, viewer comments and we find a new sex worker to ask Josh Potter about. Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand up comedian and host/creator of the wildly popular live podcast “Kill Tony.” The Mommies ask Tony about everything from getting a vasectomy to scrum action. Plus we find out how Tony’s mom is doing and discuss his Podcast partner Brian Redban’s eating habits, and we discuss the recent alleged murderer to appear on “Kill Tony.”

2/26/2020 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 46 seconds

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539 - Tom Papa & Kreayshawn - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions. Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You’re Doing Great” is available right now. Christina is sick, but the two Tom’s are into it so they can have MAN talk. Tom and Tom discuss the pros and cons of being recognized and how it really doesn’t matter when it comes to air travel. Is reclining allowed?? Plus, the two discuss the importance of having a hobby as Tom Papa has gotten really into making bread. Kreayshawn is a singer, rapper and creative director and one of Christina P’s all time favorite. Christina gets to ask Kreayshawn all the questions she’s been dying to ask, plus we get Kreayshawn's opinion on a litany of cool guys and we see which is her favorite.

2/19/2020 • 2 hours, 35 minutes, 20 seconds

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538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on. Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is having trouble sleeping so the other Mommy had to milk them. Can you guess which is which? Also, whats the N word? Tom did an interview with Larry King and has selected some of his favorite moments. The Mommies did not do well in school, but they’re not as dumb as old people. Plus, more Charles, more fed smoker and more Piss Spots! Michael Rapaport is an actor and podcaster who sits down with the Mommies to hash out the Ari stuff. Michael also spoke about his acting methods and some of his roles, his love of rap and growing up in Manhattan. Tom and Christina try to show Michael some interesting confrontations, since those are his favorite. Plus, a lengthy convo about proper public brown etiquette.

2/12/2020 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 14 seconds

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It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert. New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is doing his civic duty and addressing the city council, will they get BR stamps? Christina saw a pair of boat shoes in the wild and she completely hated it. Josh Potter was slightly injured lately and have you seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary? Also, Tom and Christina describe what it was like to hear the news about Kobe Bryant's untimely passing. Plus, a Tony Johns update. Take your Uvers, we up outta here.

2/5/2020 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 26 seconds

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“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simpson prank call using Josh Potter’s voice. Matt Fulchiron, aka The Concierge, aka The Full Charge is a stand up comedian and one of the first ever people to appear on Your Mom’s House in it’s infancy. Tom and Matt are getting ready to go to Australia by watching some videos of angry coaches and some brand new “you know what Im sayings.” Plus a very cool Australian to get them ready for the locals and does a new challenger have what it takes to dethrone the king?

1/29/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 26 seconds

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There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then call him on the phone to see if things can be patched up, on this very special episode of Your Mom’s House. Robert Hines is a comedian and viral video sensation who’s “BBQ Chicken And Foot Massage” video took off a few years back. Tom and Christina highlight some of the best with Robert and also talk to him about his time as a Jail Guard. After the Mommies exercise their jail obsession, they show Robert some Fed Smoker videos and a brand new TikTok batch!

1/22/2020 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 20 seconds

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Jeans up! Main Mommies ONLY!!! The Mommies are relaxed, tan, and back from HAWAIIIIIII. While there, many stories about Charo and Top Dog were gathered, plus vacation fun. Blueban just got back from China with ALL of the swag. Tom and Tina get to see two Bears in the wild. The Head Tingler has some gross side effects on Tom's mom, and we get to see one of the healthiest relationships between two grown humans we've seen in a long time! Such a great episode with just the main Mommies, I'm having CHEST PAIN!

1/15/2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 46 seconds

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Hey there Chom*o! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hides bodies, but is he a kidnapper too? Tom talks about his favorite crime shows and his favorite body hiders besides Garth. They also discuss Bert Kreischer and their new fascination with his teeth. Daymond John is a businessman, investor, television personality, author, and motivational speaker. He is best known as the CEO of FUBU, and from the reality TV series Shark Tank. What goes on behind the scenes of Shark Tank? What are the all-time dumbest Shark Tank pitches? Daymond also gets exposed to some cool guys! Also look out for his new book dropping in the new year called "Power Shift."

1/8/2020 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 2 seconds

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NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Brian Redban, and more! They wrap the show up with five of our favorite fan-made songs from the year. Also the Muh-Sheen shirt from Tom's dance video is available now! Get it in sizes up to 5XL! Did YOUR favorite moments from 2019 make the cut? Would you have ranked these differently? Let us know in the comment section below!

1/1/2020 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 22 seconds

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531-Craig Ferguson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is. Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He's in Studio Jeans today with Tom and Christina. Craig and Tom discuss planes and Tom makes Craig aware of his plane aspirations. Craig talks getting into a motorcycle accident, acting while directing, Mick Jagger, Madonna, and his new stand-up special. Craig then takes a look at a bunch of our favorite cool videos including FedSmoker's DIY tutorials, RPC's invitation, and a construction worker who enjoys baby play.

12/25/2019 • 2 hours, 16 minutes, 2 seconds

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530-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Uhhhhh say around 8 o'clock, 8:15. The jeans are high and tight for this episode! The main mommies re-visit Charles from Match.com and watch a video of some cool newscasters. They find out what some of the YMH staff does and doesn't enjoy in the bedroom. Would you let a wolf lick the inside of your mouth? Mommy Tina and Tom lend their opinion. Andrew Santino is a stand-up comedian, actor and host of the Whiskey Ginger podcast. He's back in Studio Jeans for the third time. They talk Mickey Mantle's unfortunate early passing and doing interviews as a comedian. Santino then takes a look at some of our favorite videos including Charles from Match and the Friend of the Wolves. Also, we get an update from his friend Rick from Amsterdam!

12/18/2019 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 18 seconds

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529-Kate Kennedy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

JEANS UP! We got a special show for you mommies today! First, Tom and Christina give their review of Martin Scorsese's "The Irishman." Was it better than Good Fellas? Then we find a cool girl that finally tells it like it is about how hard it is being a woman. Always itchy! We then uncover a new video from FedSmoker! This time: DIY haircuts! IT IS WILD and we don't recommend trying it at home. Don't do anything he recommends! Also, we got an amazing pitch for McDonalds! You're gonna LOVE the McRib! Then we have special guest, boy-girl actress AND comedian Kate Kennedy! Tom and Christina are fascinated by how one gets started in that industry, and as it turns out, it's a similar path to being a comedian! Kate talks about her path to becoming an actress: from super cool clubs to her first scene! What were the scripts like? What type of genre scenes does she do? We also have her weigh in on Josh Potter's situation! Watching them talk about their shared experiences in the same industry is a REAL treat to listen to! Hope you enjoy listening to the conversation as much as we enjoyed having tit!

12/11/2019 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 50 seconds

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IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Maradona and Christina wants a racist parrot for the studio. Tom hung out with Joey Diaz this past weekend and almost died. Plus, there are most likely more jewelry purchases in the Segura’s near future.

12/4/2019 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 17 seconds

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527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok! Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all over the world and stars in/created the NETFLIX show “Mr. Iglesias.” What kind of intrusive thoughts run through the mind of a man who sells out The Staples Center? We hear about Gabriel’s bidet usage and show him our gangb*nger friends in Syria. Plus Gabriel tells us about his experience with a particular over-zealous fan, a story he’s never shared before his time on Your Mom’s House. J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian and actor and film maker who you know as Dr. Laurence Erhardt and the original puppeteer and voice of Tom Servo and Gypsy on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He currently can be seen co-starring in the film The Fiddling Horse. He also made the documentary starring Tom Segura, Chad Daniels and Pete Lee called "I Need To Kill." Today his gives us his insight on The Fed Smoker, who has a new helpful video for us. We learn what it was like to start doing comedy at 15 years old from J. Elvis Weinstein and we get to see more from Cool Guy Tony. SooWoo!

11/27/2019 • 3 hours, 28 minutes, 47 seconds

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526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Garth vibes. Plus, are you single or self-involved? And, Tom gets a new idea for the future from Cars singer Ric Ocasek. Since Tom has returned from the road with Josh Potter in tow, we have the co*ckroach on the couch to recap all of the gallivanting across Europe. Tom and Josh tell Christina their experiences in each country and we find out the conclusion to Josh's escapade we were previously teased about. Plus, MJC contest winner Jackie and Josh Potter have since gotten together, we get her whole review of the occasion and we hear about Tom's NETFLIX special taping in Austin, TX.

11/20/2019 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 54 seconds

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525-Judd Apatow & Brian Simpson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We got some special guests for you on this one, jeans! Judd Apatow is in the MommyDome and he's brought his friend, comedian Wayne Federman! Judd Apatow is a comedian who has become a mogul as a television/film producer and writer. He's most recently been working on the Pete Davidson movie and gives us some stories from the set, including Bill Burr stories. After reminiscing about Judd's life for a bit, we show Judd some audition tapes from our Cool Guys to see which one he would cast in a film. We also play a few rounds of Horrible or Hilarious to see what Judd thinks. Brian Simpson is a hilarious comedian who you may have seen at The World Famous Comedy Store or on Lights Out with David Spade. Brian grew up in foster care and found himself getting into a lot of trouble, including shooting a person (on accident.) Brian then found his way into the Marine Corps which turned things around. Brian also helps us get to the bottom of SooWoo and gives some advice to listeners who have recently sent in emails to Tom and Christina.

11/13/2019 • 2 hours, 37 minutes, 45 seconds

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We got Christina P and Tom Segura's fill-in host Ryan Sickler again for the first part of this show this week. We start with a Tik Tok who's asking for everyone to STOP calling her Jeffrey Dahmer. Only thing is she looks A LOT like him. We get an interesting development from Tom Segura about Josh Potter in Europe. They're in Amstrerdam, so you can figure out what kind of update this was. Then we go into one of our classic lanes: Browning in public. Then we have Yakov Smirnoff joining Tom and Christina for the guest segment of the show. Yakov is a comedy legend who has seen every boom and bust the industry has offered. He talks about starting comedy under Soviet rule in The Ukraine and the parameters that he had to work within due to Communism. Tom and Christina also get to the bottom of Yakov's arrival in America and how he started doing comedy in the U.S. There are lots of old Comedy Store stories, plus we find out if Yakov thinks certain videos are Horrible or Hilarious!

11/6/2019 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 34 seconds

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Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We have an update from Tom on SooWoo the SooWoo shirts, and Sickle Cell gets jumped in to SooWoo nation. Will he survive? WE IS BLOOD! Next, we got Nikki joining Studio Jeans with Tom and Christina! Nikki Glaser is a stand-up comedian and broadcaster who has a Netflix special called "Bangin'" out right now. She can also be heard on her Sirius XM show called "You Up." Nikki gets right into with toy talk. She gets a run through of a lot of cool guys, and she doesn't hate it. Have you seen "Cool Guy Hypnosis?" We also get some tips about the DM game from Nikki and hear about her opinion on "older guys."

10/30/2019 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 31 seconds

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522-Elizabeth Lail-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SooWoo! It's another edition of Your Mom's House! Do you want to show you're not a false blood? New merch! do you know popular English slang? Our favorite English Teacher is back to educate us in a hardcore fun way. Sober October is in full effect and Tom and Christina want to buy a billboard. Then, the Human co*ckroach joins to couch to discuss his upcoming trip to Europe with Tom. And finally, actress Elizabeth Lail is in Studio Jeans. Her and Tom star in the upcoming film "Countdown" which hits theaters on October 25th. She was also the star of NETFLIX's show "You." Elizabeth's acting and Tom's acting are quite different as we learn, and since she was in a show about stalking, we get her opinions on Good Morning, Julia and Garth. Sprinkle in a little Tony Johns and we up outta heeeere."

10/23/2019 • 2 hours, 3 minutes

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521-Jessica Kirson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You didn't follow Proto, Chom*o. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about it, including an elevator mishap. The Fed Smoker is back and showing his versatility in is skill set, plus an update on Robert Paul Champagne. Jessica Kirson is a hilarious comedian, who also happens to be one of Christina's favorites! Jessica has a wild, potentially traumatic, story about going to Fat Camp as a kid. We learn about Jessica's game in getting ladies and show her some "Cool Girls" which prompts Christina to ask her "Stupid Lesbian Questions."

10/16/2019 • 2 hours, 16 minutes, 28 seconds

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520-Melissa Villaseñor-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Our Jeans are missing one pant leg in the beginning of this episode. Christina takes the controls and it's starting out very TikTok heavy. Do adults wear overalls? Plus, the most regrettable of the regrettable tattoos. The Human co*ckroach, Josh Potter is on the couch to help wade the TikTok waters. Tom returns along with our guest, Melissa Villasenor! Melissa is a Stand-Up and Sketch Comic who is a cast member of Saturday Night Live. Melissa talks about how she got discovered for SNL and meeting Lorne Michaels. We also get her opinions on "Erotic Hypnosis" and some Horrible or HIlarious. After a viewing of Charro's fart, we get some more SNL stories and a glimpse at some of Melissa's new impressions!

10/9/2019 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 7 seconds

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519-Ian Edwards-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

"I now pronounce you, high and tight. You may kiss the jeans." Today's episode starts with a very sentimental Mommy wedding. SOO WOO! We have a bit of a "home here now" situation with everyone's favorite REAL Blood. Tom had a very great, surreal weekend and Christina learned new sayings. Plus, have you ever given the Piledriver? There's one woman on 90 Day Fiance who might be looking for your services. Ian Edwards is a stand-up comedian who has a new special out on Comedy Central, "Bill Burr Presents: IanTalk - Ideas Not Worth Spreading." Ian comes from an international background which excites The Master of Accents. Christina's heater becomes a topic of discussion as her an Ian share a love of warmth. Ian also tells some stories about comics like Tony Woods and more. Plus we show Ian some real cool guys and gals, and we get to hear a joke Ian has forgotten, but the Mommies have not.

10/2/2019 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 7 seconds

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518-Big Jay Oakerson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Mommies are starting things off with an interesting way for a man to make $20. How much money would it take you to complete this "task?" Tom and Christina also wonder who is purchasing adult movies in hotel rooms? They recall the times they've made such purchases. Christina has developed a fascination of Josh Potter's ability to get laid and inquires about that. Plus, Cool Guy Tony makes his triumphant return from Jail. Big Jay Oakerson is a stand-up comic who you can hear on one of his many podcasts, including The SDR Show, Legion of skan*s and on SiriusXM's The Bonfire. Jay also recently acted in a film with Jennifer Lopez called "Hustlers." Jay and Tom talk about meeting during the Oddball tour, and what went wrong with it. The topic of NYC's new found "woke-ness" is brought up as Jay had an incident at The Comedy Cellar. Big Jay and Dan Soder often watch clips on their show The Bonfire, including Good Morning Julia, so the Mommies get his insight into it and let him in on what they've found. Big Jay and Dan also reviewed Charro's video, so we relive that with him as well. Robert Paul Champagne is brought to Jay's attention and Jay recounts a story from back in the day when Josh Potter was driving him around for a weekend. Big Jay also tells The Mommies about skan*fest and the Louis CK appearance, and the murder of his manager and owner of The Stand Comedy Club in NYC, Dave Kimowitz.

9/25/2019 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 4 seconds

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517-Steve-O-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Jeans Up! The Main Mommies are back in Studio Jeans and we may have found our favorite new cool guy who has a problem with authority... Ta-ta! Christina is back from a weekend of doing a couple shows and got the chance to ride on a choo-choo train! How good can trains actually get? And what was Tom up to when he was alone for the weekend? Loving being alone! We got opinions on eye contact from Uber drivers and a Would You Rather too! Then we have our amazing guest Steve-O, who you know from all the Jackass shows and movies! He tells us about how he got started with that crew, what it was like growing up in his family, and all the crazy stuff he used to do! We hear amazing stories about him painting himself and doing stunts like "Skyjacking." Catch his Bucket List Tour!

9/18/2019 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 30 seconds

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Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 are discussed and did you know there was a TV show that Donnell was on before The Chappelle Show? Christina shows Donnell some TikToks and we get to hear what it was like touring with Bill Burr on the Rich Bitch tour. Check out The Donnell Rawlings' podcast on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Next guest in Studio Jeans is Author, Motivational Speaker and Real Estate mogul, Grant Cardone. Grant has come to studio jeans to make us rich. He gets right into the gems of wisdom while discussing his successes vs his failures and his motivations. Finally, Tom finds out the nitty gritty details on Private Jet ownership. Can Grant convince Christina? What does Grant think of Dan Pena? All this, plus a how to on dealing with "haters."

9/11/2019 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 9 seconds

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515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom and Christina were fascinated by an ugly man at the pool. What are the craziest tattoos? Josh Potter has an update on his new career and, OH BOY - we have "Acupuncture" remixes and they are unbelievable. He's everybody's favorite Doctor who resides, after dark, right here in Studio Jeans. He is the host of Dr. Drew After Dark, which is found right here on our channel. Dr. Drew starts out of the gate weighing in on some of the coolest guys we've ever seen, including Cool Guy Tony. Christina also has Dr. Drew assess some of her TikTok discoveries and The Main Mommies inquire about some of the most pressing Yellow and Brown questions.

9/4/2019 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 55 seconds

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514-Jo Koy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are wondering why they took their children. Good thing they could put on "The Perfect Smile." Do you pee in the pool? Are you racist in parking lots? The fattest comedian working today just put out a dancing video, some people loved it - one person did not. We also get an update about Josh Potter's new business and, of course, TikToks. Jo Koy is a great stand-up comedian, who is known all over the world. He discusses his recent successes in Hawaii and elsewhere, performing in arenas. He also tells the Mommies about HIS Mommy not believing in him. Bidets, Japanese accents and Horrible or Hilarious are all discussed, plus TikToks... More TikToks.

8/28/2019 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 31 seconds

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Forget "Old Town Road" or Billie Ellish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including meeting one of Christina's TikTok stars! Josh Potter has begun a new career on Cameo and we get some wild updates from the other staff members at studio jeans. Plus, the Mommies were looking at new homes and discovered a specific criticism of one of the houses. Anthony Jeselnik is one of the most popular and hilarious stand up comics of our day, his latest special "Fire In The Maternity Ward" is currently on Netflix and is becoming everyone's favorite. Tom and Anthony compare parents, Anthony tells us about how writing for late night wasn't what he expected, roasting Trump, and Christina and Tom compete to see which of their favorite clips make Anthony laugh: TikTok or Horrible Or Hilarious?

8/21/2019 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 37 seconds

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512-Alyssa Milano-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A new battle HEATS up as temperature gate comes to the Studio Jeans thermostat. Perhaps things can be settled in a round of "TIK FOR TOK?" 30 Seconds To Mars has entered into "Intro Wars" Plus YMH has discovered a lane of cooking that is right up our ally and another original prank call gem from the great Fart Simpson. Alyssa Milano arrives at studio jeans, but we are one pant leg short. It's just Tom and Alyssa. How much can Tom confess before Christina arrives?? Alyssa talks about her show biz life, her long history of activism and then she gives her opinion on some of our favorite cool guys. Soon, Christina arrives and we get to the bottom of lots more including the hit jam sensation "Teen Steam."

8/14/2019 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 37 seconds

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511-Ryan Sickler & Steven Randolph-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an understanding of how hairy Josh Potter is REALLY. Ryan Sickler is a comedian and writer who hosts a podcast right out of Studio Jeans known as The HoneyDew. Get on our channel where you find this show and make sure you check out all the great episodes. Christina tells us all how she hates helmets. Remember when seat belts were cool? Christina also shows Ryan some choice TikToks and Sickler weighs in on INTRO WARS. Next up is Steven Randolph. He's a stand-up comic who knows his way around certain "parties." Steven has brought in his own multi-media (which we can show portions of) in order to explain the type of "party" we are discussing here. Every wanted to upset a whole theater of epople? Let Steven show you how! Check out the video Bob Odenkirk inspired!

8/7/2019 • 3 hours, 19 minutes, 23 seconds

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510-Nicole Byer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Mommy Tina is back but so is the co*ckroach as Panty Aggregation is discussed. Plus Robert Paul Champagne has started his adventure into youtube and it's glorious. Christina provides perhaps the most special round of TikToks we've seen yet and Tom explains a follow up to the tree trimming video. Nicole Byer is a comedian who knows her way around a toilet. Check out what she did to a specific one. GO OFF QUEEN! Nicole talks about starting out on the hit MTV show Girl Code and then jumping right into headlining colleges. Her 2nd set ever was a show for Rutgers University! We also run Nicole through the Cool Guy Club in order to find her a potential suitor. Nicole also has some words of advice for Josh Potter in his quest.

7/31/2019 • 2 hours, 28 minutes, 47 seconds

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509-Solo-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars also take a left turn after we thought things were back to normal. Christina's work as a TikTok curator is attracting the eyes of award committees, this batch gets wild. How often do you brown? More than once a week? One member of the YMH staff doesn't even remember the last time. Pull your jeans high and tight and don't you dare call me Battarina.

7/24/2019 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 41 seconds

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508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vapes. Plus, more inside info about the documentary that has changed the world - "Home Here Now: Robert Paul Champagne." Yay! Christina is back! Also in studio jeans is actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton, who you may know from NBC's Superstore or the FOX sitcom Son of Zorn, but you SHOULD know from his past appearances on YMH. Soon you will most definitely know him from his future as America's Premiere Raggae Comedian. Christina shows Johnny some TikToks, Would You Rather is played and reality shows are discussed. Next it's everybody's favorite Hot Dog and Gatorade comic, Geoff Tate. We get to see lots of COOL videos, play more Would You Rather and hear about a guy who has HIS own jet.

7/17/2019 • 3 hours, 12 minutes, 28 seconds

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507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of "The Fart Mic." Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your Mom's House continues to hear success stories about those inspired to start selling panties and feet pictures on the internet. Plus, more TikToks and an update on a recent appearance from Theo Von. The legendary DMC is now inside of Studio Jeans!! Tom and Christina realize immediately that he is not only one of the most famous people to have been on the couch, but one of the nicest. DMC tells us how he grew up worshiping Superheroes and how they inspired his music. We hear about how he met all the other legends he's worked with over the years including a hilarious story about Aerosmith. Pull them high and pull them tight, Mommy.

7/10/2019 • 2 hours, 35 minutes, 22 seconds

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506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required in terms of Intro expectations. We appreciate your patience as we look to rectify this situation going forward. A lively debate about who the "fan champ" is starts off the show before we do another dive into Christina's TikTok feed. What is everyone's "sneeze limit?" Christina also continues her evolution as she has recently discovered pop music. Plus, Tom discusses his recent stance on Comedy Club pay for openers in 2019. Amanda Cerny has had a whirlwind last few years. The Mommies get the skinny on Hef and the Playboy Mansion, show Amanda some TikTok studs and try to get Amanda to join the ever-growing "Second Hand Panty" industry with them. She's the best and we hope you like her as much as we liked terrifying her! Next, we have on Steve Byrne who has created an incredible documentary called "Simply Amazing" all about The Amazing Jonathan. You can watch it on youtube right now on the All Things Comedy YouTube channel! Steve talks about how The Amazing Jonathan came into his life, his time making Sullivan and Son and we see if he finds certain videos "Horrible or Hilarious."

7/3/2019 • 3 hours, 8 minutes, 4 seconds

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505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter. Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plus The Mommies reveal a trailer from the coming footage of the trip. Theo Von is inside Studio Jeans via INVITE. Theo is a funny comic who can be seen and heard on his podcasts The King and The Sting and This Past Weekend. Topics discussed include Theo's hair, growing up in the south and not watching p*rn. That's it. There was nothing else discussed.

6/26/2019 • 2 hours, 37 minutes, 12 seconds

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504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Christina is worried about the poison in Tom's brain that he gets from watching murder shows, but the whole world is worried about Christina's brain because of TikTok. We see her latest discoveries. "Yo, that's a beautiful rainbow, doe" Tom is feeling the inspiration from the day and decides to embark on a new business venture in the "Panty" industry. Who better to call than The Fart Mistress herself, Charo! The Mommy Dome fills to the brim as Bobby Lee and Khalyla from the podcast TIGERBELLY enter! Things get off to a wild start as Bobby's feet are brought up sexually. We find out what TV show they have sex to. A Fakening strikes too close to home for Bobby Lee. The Mommies get an education on sushi shaming and it all rounds out with some wild brown stories.

6/19/2019 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 25 seconds

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503-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of people you have ever seen! There's also a new show on TLC called "Too Fat to Transition" that Tom and Christina absolutely LOVE. The Charo Fart has touched so many lives and there is new merch to commemorate it available in the merch store! Tom and Christina give Charo a call to see how she feels about this great moment being commemorated. The impact of Charo's fart has been felt around the word and we want her to see it! Also, Tom and Christina have upped their coffee station game and remind everyone which coffee is supreme, plus one elderly woman goes for an extreme helicopter ride. Next, Josh Potter joins to discuss his pending trip to the Big Apple to see Robert Paul Champagne. Plus we get to see some entries in the "Make Josh Come" contest. You wouldn't believe how genuinely great these submissions are. We're all really excited for him. Finally, we have a Theo update you might not like.

6/12/2019 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 21 seconds

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502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algorithm keeps giving her the coolest people on the internet! We then check to see who at YMH has the lowest Uber rating. What's yours??? A neat video for Christina, and couple SOLID entries for #HorribleOrHilarious . We then welcome our first guest, Jim Gaffigan! He tells us about growing up Catholic, starting comedy and finding his "style" and having FIVE kids! We ask him about the time a bunch of horse enthusiasts got mad at his horse jokes, and we run him through one of our favorite videos! #4strokegang Then, we have on comedian Andrew Collin, who actually went to high school with Tom and played football with him! He tells us about getting connected with Nikki Glaser, partying in South Beach with Lil' Jon, contributing to the mortgage crisis, hitch hiking, and much much more!

6/5/2019 • 2 hours, 56 minutes, 31 seconds

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501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, "sMothered," which leads to one of Christina's most foul "Would You Rathers." We also get into PROOF that Tom Segura pre-dates any of those Tinder instagram accounts that are trying to steal his joke from 2014! Then Christina and Tom reveal a fantasy they have about their son's swim teacher, and Christina reveals a new scandal: Dental Floss Gate! What other things does she do wrong as a 40-year-old? Then Adam Ray joins the Mommy-Dome to talk about his new comedy album "Read The Room," long distance relationships, Game of Thrones, John Travolta, taking care of business on buses and planes, and an interesting video of a cool guy shoving somethin in a cool place. And straight out of Vestvood, we have Maz Jobrani joining the mommies as well! We talk EVERYTHING Persian: from LA Persian culture, to representation in the media, to Shahs of Sunset, we cover it all! We even uncover a YMH exclusive the Maz actually dated Mercedes Javid for a COUPLE years!!! Chips in a bowl! We also get Maz's take on some of Christina's psycho tendencies! All this and more on episode 501 of YMH!

5/29/2019 • 2 hours, 46 minutes, 59 seconds

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500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travolta’s Instagram?? Christina is obsessed with certain TikTok videos because she's a #CoolMom. Plus, a very exciting Episode 500 treat, an appearance from Top Dog and Charo that you do NOT want to miss! It's TMZ-worthy! Our guest for episode 500 is long time Mommy and lead singer of the band Panic! At The Disco, it's Brendon Urie! He is just as excited to be in Studio Jeans as we are to have him! We learn how Brendon became a Mommy, some of his favorite YMH moments, we look at some new instant classics with Brendon and we also get to hear him give YMH the Panic! At The Disco treatment! Episode 500 is higher and tighter than everything that’s come before it. Try it out! Right now right now right now!

5/22/2019 • 2 hours, 31 minutes, 13 seconds

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499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases! Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila Klein! They talk about their H3 baby that's due any moment and all the pregnancy weight gained by the husbands. Mommy Tina's love for BBC leads to a discussion about racism in p*rnography and would you rather be blind or have a micropeener? Ball Hogs, plastic surgery and H3's "Instagram vs Reality" controversy all get discussed, plus SO much more!

5/15/2019 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 12 seconds

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498-Sera Gamble & Heath Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

HELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reaction to RPC coming on the show the last two weeks. Have you ever had a fart bully in your life? Is Emma Stone hot enough to be cast as Ryan Gosling's love interest? The Mommies debate. Next, Josh Potter is on the couch to wet our whistle for our first guest, Sera Gamble. Josh tells some wild stories of cyber stalking and is presented with a proposition by the Main Mommies. After hearing about some cyber stalking tales, Sera Gamble (writer and creator of "YOU") is in studio to give her insight into cyber stalking and how "Joe" in YOU has implemented social media to become a stalker. Sera also gives us some teases about the upcoming season of YOU and the story of getting the show out to the masses. Next, he played for the Seattle Seahawks, New Orleans Saints, Miami Dolphins and The New England Patriots, but more importantly, he played against Tom in High School. It's fullback and broadcaster Heath Evans! Heath and Tom reminisce about their time in high school and the small differences in their athletic career, plus Heath has some great stories from his NFL days about Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and Randy Moss.

5/8/2019 • 3 hours, 31 minutes, 37 seconds

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497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the co*ckroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK! Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious." Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like??? Don't forget to get Ryan's new album,Man in the Suit. NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you.

5/1/2019 • 3 hours, 13 minutes, 47 seconds

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496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the "Try It Out" guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mommies ponder what dating would be like now. There is a Men's Hugging Group, which seems to be strictly social by nature!! Who on the YMH staff has the longest body hair?? We find out and award Zim with a Perfect Package from MANSCAPED. FINALLY.... ITS HAPPENING. The "Try It Out" guy is on the phone with Tom and Christina! We learn the answers to all of the questions we've always been wondering about and then some. We're home here now! Last, but certainly not least, from KIDS IN THE HALL it's Scott Thompson! Tom has had some of his dream guests on and now it's Christina's turn to fan-girl! Scott tells the mommies how he has PTSD from the AIDS epidemic in the 80's and discusses all the nitty gritty involved in his world at that time. Scott opens our eyes to a side of gay culture that we rarely think about. We also hear about Scott's K.I.T.H character Buddy Cole as well as another of Christina's favorites, and his future. This episode was hardcore fun and we know you mommies will love it just as much as we did!

4/24/2019 • 2 hours, 44 minutes, 20 seconds

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495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL "Try It Out" revelations. Tom and Bart Chrysler went on the "Truth or Dab" spin-off of Sean Evans' HOT ONES. Tom and Christina enjoyed another night at The Staples Center to see Los Lakers, but was there enough B.B.C to please the main Mommy? Studio Jeans is packed up tight today and the Mommy Couch is filled to the brim with some handsome men, RHETT AND LINK! Rhett and Link don't even remember how many projects they have but they are all over youtube and the podcast world. The Mommies find out how similar THEIR podcast partnership is with Rhett and Link's. Will their probing question drive a wedge between them?? The fellas share stories of dead cows, their humble beginnings, and bugs. Plus, we find out where they stand on being "Ride Or Die" with each other. AND a nice round of "Horrible or Hilarious!" All this and more on YMH ep. 495!

4/17/2019 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 45 seconds

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494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride. No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey. Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.

4/10/2019 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 30 seconds

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493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days. The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol. Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to sing out of context. The fact that nearly everyone hates their own bodies is revisited with Kevin AND have you ever tried to make a dancer sad? Finally, comedian George Perez is in the mommy dome and it is epic. Todd and Christine ask George EVERYTHING they've ever wanted to know about being in a gang and being in prison. You're gonna want solitary confinement after this one, Jean!

4/3/2019 • 3 hours, 39 minutes, 42 seconds

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492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans. By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean. This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here.

3/27/2019 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 5 seconds

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491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone. PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish.

3/20/2019 • 2 hours, 35 minutes, 14 seconds

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490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A. THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts. NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful. Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away. Epic episode, Jean.

3/13/2019 • 3 hours, 30 minutes, 48 seconds

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489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub

We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central'sCorporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex. Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command? AND Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive. Pull em up and leave em there!

3/6/2019 • 2 hours, 59 minutes, 19 seconds

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488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.

2/27/2019 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 36 seconds

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487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now? Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed. AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it. PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious. AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle.

2/20/2019 • 3 hours, 39 minutes, 53 seconds

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486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with. AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club? Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say.

2/13/2019 • 2 hours, 36 minutes, 23 seconds

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485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!? This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE.

2/6/2019 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 30 seconds

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484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake org*sm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test. All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which p*rn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible. AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal.

1/31/2019 • 3 hours, 32 minutes, 43 seconds

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483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss. AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out. We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch. AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together. Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO.

1/23/2019 • 4 hours, 24 minutes, 35 seconds

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482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so. AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer! AND the very funny Liza Treyger joins us in studio to talk about her love life, her fascination with p*rn and a lot more. We're lovin it!

1/16/2019 • 2 hours, 38 minutes

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It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight. When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea. PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in. AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them. AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them. All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up! Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger

1/9/2019 • 3 hours, 24 minutes, 11 seconds

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Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans. Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics. Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise! Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!

1/2/2019 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 54 seconds

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She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most of these guys are too. Plus Fart Simpson can retire now. His most epic prank call ever had us laughing so hard we played it 3 times! Goodnight, Julia!

12/19/2018 • 2 hours, 21 minutes, 5 seconds

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478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful. Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe. Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams. We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate.

12/12/2018 • 2 hours, 48 minutes, 19 seconds

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477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages! AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive.

12/5/2018 • 3 hours, 6 minutes, 21 seconds

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Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL! The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem). AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as this audio drops! Go get it!

11/28/2018 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 28 seconds

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475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa! AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw. This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh!

11/21/2018 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 9 seconds

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Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before. These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off. Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean.

11/14/2018 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 5 seconds

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473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today. PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more.

11/7/2018 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 1 second

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472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests. First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways. AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us.

10/31/2018 • 2 hours, 41 minutes, 26 seconds

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471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife! Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean. And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enraging stories about her upbringing and she's hilarious. Almost forgot we found a gem of a Rosie O'Donnell movie that we can't wait to watch. We have a sneak peek!

10/24/2018 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 24 seconds

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470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Segura

Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee. This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you the listener writes in about bum kisses, ball tugs, grandma's too old for the toilet and so much more. More psycho test questions too - wish Jada Pinkett would take it!

10/17/2018 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 53 seconds

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Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons. PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing. AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back. Check him, fools.

10/10/2018 • 2 hours, 42 minutes, 31 seconds

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468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. ji*zz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.

10/3/2018 • 2 hours, 29 minutes, 15 seconds

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Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man? Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh. Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more. Try it out!

9/26/2018 • 2 hours, 46 minutes, 2 seconds

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466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No. An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt. AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest. Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee.

9/19/2018 • 2 hours, 35 seconds

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465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up!

9/12/2018 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 11 seconds

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464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now). Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out. The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!

9/5/2018 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 31 seconds

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The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay p*rn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better! Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message. Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!

8/29/2018 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 44 seconds

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462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24. We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic. Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.

8/22/2018 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 37 seconds

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461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week. PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!? We are joined in studio by the great Brad Williams a hilarious comic and friend of ours. We break down some hooker sales pitches, guess what FGT RTD means, read your emails and hear Brad's great stories about the lamest stuff he hears from people about being a little person. This one is a certified denim classic!

8/15/2018 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 46 seconds

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460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us! Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on). The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.

8/8/2018 • 2 hours, 33 seconds

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This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world. There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in. AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more. PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show.

8/1/2018 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 45 seconds

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458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO. As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly. Please support our sponsors: ShadyRays.com code: MOM Stamps.com code: MOM 23andMe.com/mom DollarShaveClub.com/mom Quip.com/mom

7/25/2018 • 2 hours, 33 seconds

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The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch p*rn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic.

7/18/2018 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 52 seconds

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456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments. Please support our sponsors: NewYorker.com/mom SquareSpace.com/mom

7/11/2018 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 17 seconds

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455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end. Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow.

7/4/2018 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 17 seconds

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454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY. please support our sponsors Stamps.com code word: MOM There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM

6/27/2018 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 50 seconds

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453-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news? We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time. Let us know what you think. Support comes from: Stamps.com code word: MOM Brooklinen.com code word: MOM PolicyGenius.com

6/20/2018 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 40 seconds

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Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves! AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?" We have dental updates and more!

6/13/2018 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 9 seconds

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451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted? AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES. This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.

6/6/2018 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 1 second

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450-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do. Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang? All the answers you want are here!

5/30/2018 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 1 second

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Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct. Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!

5/23/2018 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 31 seconds

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448-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it. Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage? How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying! Four Stroke Life Shirts are now in store! Get one just to annoy Christina. Wear them to her shows! Please support our sponsors: Brooklinen.com Code word - MOM SaatvaMattress.com

5/16/2018 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 6 seconds

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447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive. Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always. Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com Code: MOM forhims.com/house fabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM

5/9/2018 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 29 seconds

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Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother! Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more. Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up! Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com code word MOM Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/mom

5/2/2018 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 22 seconds

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If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. Please support our sponsors: Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your first box! Stamps.com promo code MOM Brooklinen.com SaatvaMattress.com

4/25/2018 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 59 seconds

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444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard? AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing. Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE! Pull em up!

4/18/2018 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 39 seconds

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443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us). We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up. Thanks to our sponsors: Stamps.com Code word: MOM FabFitFun.com Code word: YOURMOM

4/11/2018 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 41 seconds

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442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor). Thank you for supporting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house Stamps.com code: MOM AdoreMe.com/Mom Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM

4/4/2018 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 41 seconds

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441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back. PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Imagine dating someone that looks like your grandparents. Done vomiting? We have more. AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up! Thanks to our sponsors: Brooklinen.com Promo code: MOM Stamps.com Promo code: MOM SaatvaMattress.com LoomandLeaf.com

3/28/2018 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 54 seconds

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440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to listen. And we ask all kinds of twin questions and these guys are here for it. Lots and lots of laughs with two great comics.

3/21/2018 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 39 seconds

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439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified? Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog? Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.

3/14/2018 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 44 seconds

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438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true. AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time. AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally AMAZE.

3/7/2018 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 32 seconds

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437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on! Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!). AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty. This episode is AMAZE! Please support today's sponsors: ForHim.com/house Stamps.com Code Word: MOM Brooklinen.com Code Word: MOM

2/28/2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 16 seconds

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436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. sem*n. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out! AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP! Show support by visiting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house SaatvaMattress.com SquareSpace.com CODE: MOM RXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE

2/21/2018 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 22 seconds

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435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.

2/14/2018 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds

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434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered. He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.

2/7/2018 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 42 seconds

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433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so. AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.

1/31/2018 • 2 hours, 27 seconds

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432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. Pull your jeans up.

1/24/2018 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 4 seconds

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431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out? The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again.

1/17/2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 44 seconds

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430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts?? Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure. And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12.

1/10/2018 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 42 seconds

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429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your virginity? Hold up, we are bundling ourselves in blankets from how cool the previous two questions are. No more than 2 people should wear white if three people are hanging out together. That is an Australian rule that we explore. AND hilarious comic, podcaster and all around great guy, Josh Wolf joins us on the podcast today. Pull your jeans up and enjoy this one.

1/3/2018 • 2 hours, 30 minutes, 9 seconds

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428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura

J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back. Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want. We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could.

12/27/2017 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 29 seconds

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427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?" Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no description can do it justice. He shared stories about his life and let us know what he thought about the many clips we play on this show. All we can say is, we wish it never ended.

12/20/2017 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 11 seconds

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426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star. Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can). You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.

12/13/2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 23 seconds

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425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies. J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler. This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.

12/6/2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 53 seconds

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424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday. By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS. PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails. Say No More, just listen, JEAN.

11/29/2017 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 11 seconds

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423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Jeans Within! Jeans Within! Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted. AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think? Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"?? Get into it, Jeans.

11/22/2017 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 32 seconds

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422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?! PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!

11/15/2017 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 46 seconds

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421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it. We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks. Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!

11/8/2017 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 20 seconds

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420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy. We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore! MACHINES WITHIN!!

11/1/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 27 seconds

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419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update.

10/25/2017 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 16 seconds

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418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode). Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there. And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well. Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!

10/18/2017 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 57 seconds

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417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back. When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands? Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!

10/11/2017 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 46 seconds

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416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation. Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.

10/4/2017 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 47 seconds

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415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them. PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so. Pull those jeans up!

9/27/2017 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 16 seconds

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414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO! Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans. Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes. We have great emails from you and more.

9/20/2017 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 51 seconds

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413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild. We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes! All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub. Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.

9/13/2017 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 54 seconds

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412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time. We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more. Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.

9/6/2017 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 25 seconds

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411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. We break it down. Everything. How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad. Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains? is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing. Sit back, relax and let this one flow.

8/30/2017 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 35 seconds

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410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them! Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more? AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean. When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot. Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.

8/23/2017 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 17 seconds

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409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan. Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.

8/16/2017 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 51 seconds

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408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing. AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book.

8/9/2017 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 37 seconds

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407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We want you guys to org*sm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live. We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money. And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that? Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together.

8/2/2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 55 seconds

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406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart??? Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT." Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom? AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales.

7/26/2017 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 44 seconds

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405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having org*sms. That's what childbirth is all about. PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted? AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us. You wanna talk some s**t?

7/19/2017 • 2 hours, 26 minutes, 12 seconds

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404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys). Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat. We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around.

7/12/2017 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 21 seconds

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403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS! You are NOT ready. PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7! Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to.

7/5/2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 32 seconds

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402-Wheeler Walker Jr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it. Plus how many people/hours does it take for Johnny Depp to get ready? Let's take a guess! AND special guest Wheeler Walker Jr. joins us and blows us away with his amazing voice and beautiful voice. Ol' Wheeler has got some pipes on him.

6/28/2017 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 40 seconds

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401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it? AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it! The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip.

6/21/2017 • 2 hours, 45 minutes, 59 seconds

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400-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place. PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed? Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes? We have those answers and more! Pull em up!

6/14/2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 55 seconds

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399-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an org*sm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy. Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song. We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new official Fitness tank. (Imagine the sound of the Asian man shaking from the inside here).

6/7/2017 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 47 seconds

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398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him. Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too.

5/31/2017 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 59 seconds

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397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN. From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all. He even answers the question: Would you date your mom? Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic. Pull em up!

5/24/2017 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 51 seconds

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396-The REAL Water Champ, Martin Riese-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again. Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish? We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen. AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness? To make things even better we have our first guest in ages in studio. This guy is the REAL WATER CHAMP. It's water sommelier, Martin Riese. Get ready to get educated in everything H20.

5/17/2017 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 14 seconds

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395-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out. Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you guess what type of food caused it? Can you guess where you shouldn't buy that type of food from? Bingo. Just as Tina and Tommy realized they could plug in more than one thing in their bedroom, they also have come to the conclusion that they can buy more than one clock. Hear the riveting story. AND even more unsolicited callers weigh in on the personality battle. Who do you find more charming?

5/10/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 5 seconds

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394-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested different dog foods. We have the amazing results. Plus, single dad, Tom takes his son to the mall and gets some alarming looks. Would you look at Tommy that way? A "You Know" champ comes to us from the least expected place AND it seems like the Personality Championship can be put to rest. We have audio for you to consider. JEANS UP!

5/3/2017 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 4 seconds

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LIVE with YOSHI - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations. *Please use HEADPHONES to listen to this episode. And of course, STANIMA.

4/28/2017 • 1 hour, 41 minutes

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393-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you. Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree. We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious??? Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we have Would You Rather, Fill Her Up and MORE. There isn't enough denim in this world to match up with this episode.

4/26/2017 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 9 seconds

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392-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real? We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too. JEAN forever.

4/19/2017 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 3 seconds

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Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship. We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode with caution as we delve into a dangerous spell. Plus, who's the real elitist? Tommy has a pretty strong argument for Tina being a closet snob. What do you think? AND our cars both have smelly AC's - what's the deal? Is it a dead animal? Maybe F-A-R-T? And we honor the great athlete, Nelson Mandela.

4/12/2017 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 44 seconds

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Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right? T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean. Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu? Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up? We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode.

4/5/2017 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 54 seconds

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There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly. Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all.

3/29/2017 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 18 seconds

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Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean? There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too.

3/22/2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 18 seconds

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Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it! How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky. All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more!

3/15/2017 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 18 seconds

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When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly). Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you. Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line? We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans.

3/8/2017 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 25 seconds

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Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!

3/3/2017 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 21 seconds

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How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it? This episode has Gucci Mane, bloody yoga pants, boring videos and the SECRET to a Double Pipe Classic? WHAT?!?! yeah. Listen.

3/1/2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 24 seconds

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If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell. Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad and now she's mad at him in real life. Does this nonsense happen in your life as well? Tina's phone got a new text. Anyone interested in DRUGS?!?! AND, more boring videos, Hey Mommy and much more!

2/22/2017 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 12 seconds

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When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis). We step in to Studio G with Super Dad Nerd, G. We wear our awesome new Pup Masks as we are always heightening our sense of smell. Plus absolutely AMAZE music from so many of you. We're putting Bitsy on a diet and SO much more. Thanks, Jeans.

2/15/2017 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 58 seconds

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As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear. Sometimes when you are making a brown someone will crawl under the stall to see if you are indeed browning. What would you do in that situation? The Mommies saw another horrible movie. Hope you get to have a night ruined by it as well. Plus another guy had vocal fry and it wasn't even the worst part of his personality. He also liked to....kill and eat people. Can you guess who? This episode is full of such a good time we HAD to find some boring audio to dull it down. Hope it's boring enough for you.

2/8/2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 7 seconds

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Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers. Plus we're pretty sure we found our sons little league coach. Hope he's still around when Little Jeans is ready to play. This guy emphasizes that losing sucks and no one wants to be one. Tina and Tommy both break down what they individually hate and what they hate as a couple (acoustic?). Hi Mommy...Thanks Jeans rages on and much more!

2/1/2017 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 58 seconds

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Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Who do you think has the more perfect smile? Jack Reach Around Two is reviewed. Spoiler Alert: It's a pile of garbage. More emails and more orders of Hey, Mommy....Thanks, Jeans!

1/25/2017 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 53 seconds

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Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower). Plus - you weigh in on the Personality Battle. Hey, some of you are a little TOO honest. Thanks. We meet a lady who wants to live with no environmental impact. That includes REUSING toilet paper. NEAT. And Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans rolls on.

1/18/2017 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 56 seconds

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The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and pooping off of. Just listen to this parade of women tell you about it. Plus, you've picked sides when it comes to #Water, #Posture and #fitness. Now the two jeans break down who has a better #personality. Which side are YOU on?! We have a new most boring video ever. Is it real? Doubtful. More dad accents, Horrible or Hilarious and some Hall Of Fame level ordering of "Hi, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans!"

1/11/2017 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 21 seconds

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Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF. That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy. Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 24 hours are rough! We revisit with Orlando Brown who has new ways to describe his sexual exploits. Plus, what YMH word does Tina add to her coffee order? Are you ready to step up your "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans" Game? It's all here.

1/4/2017 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 32 seconds

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Does your shoulder hurt? Have you tired saluting the Fuhrer? We can tell you one thing for sure - It Helps!! Christina considers the Skullet - the haircut that Tommy has been pushing for years. Will you urge her to get it done? Thanks. The Mommies consider potty training for their little boy. What word should they use to describe going number 2? Making brown, caca, taking a dump. Lets figure it out together. We revisit the EV mic guy and more mommies are doing "Hey, mommy" orders.

12/28/2016 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 21 seconds

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These Jeans are ready to party. We always knew that Subway served up sandwiches, but we didn't realize there was so much MUSTARD on them. In this episode we explore two entirely different locations with two very upset customers - each expressing their disappointment in a unique way. PLUS - Top Dog and Charo stopped by to do some line reads. We play you the whole thing. That and SO much more. Merry Xmas, Santa Jeans.

12/21/2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 30 seconds

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This week, the mommies dive deep into the world of Orlando Brown, get festive for the Holidays with an amazing Instagram singer, discuss the weight loss competition and much much more!

12/14/2016 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 19 seconds

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Diamonds on the crevice of your ??? I'll give you three guesses. We have so much to share with you! Get ready to pull 'em high and tight! This week we tickle some bodies with our new favorite Disney star, talk about Tom's time in West Palm Beach, and find out just how unparliamentary Elizabeth May can get when she's had a few drinks! Jeans up!!

12/7/2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 30 seconds

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We love our brothers and sisters to the North, but there's one lady in Parliament who clearly isn't on board with the show - she's anti F-A-R-T! Please keep heckling her. You think you know Tom and Tina, but have you met Karen and Bobby? They're here unless they're drinking or smoking or having sex. Plus an outrageous call with Top Dog and Charo and some amazing clips including one really cool lady who loves when guys spray their love on her (face). This episode is LOADED.

11/30/2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 30 seconds

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Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real. The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a lot of stranger dumps. So many. Plus a really massive, fat lady will let you pay to watch her be gross. Master of Accents, Pup Play and a lot more. As always, Bert is so fat and it's being celebrated all over the world.

11/23/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 25 seconds

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We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show! So fun to talk to the master of cursing in business. Dan was as fun as you might imagine. Plus the Jeans are not only fresh off their Bannismurfurney where they got a Couples Massage (yuck), Tina also claims disrupted relaxing time with a F-A-R-T. AND, seems that President Camacho is actually going to run the free world. Interesting times ahead! Many Masterful Accents in this one!

11/16/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 16 seconds

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Even babies know the truth - Bert IS fat, but also our dear friend Burnt Chrystals has a new special coming to Showtime called The Machine and he goes by the name Bert Kreischer in it. Plus Tommy and Tina watched the movie, Shark Bites - you might like but it has one BIG flaw (same as the Martian with Matt Damon). There's a really white DJ who really feels comfortable with BIG WORDS and all kinds of accents to master in this one. Who is the Water Champ? Now we can all be with the NEW Water Champ shirt! Get one for Christmas or just to show everyone who H2Flow is in your house. Keep those jeans up!

11/9/2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 39 seconds

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NO Loose jeans allowed here. We find the ultimate dad boner who relights the fire that only Garth can put out. Plus, Tommy AKA Tomaso speaks eh, de Espanish on TV, we have Would You Rather, Perfect Smiles and MORE!

11/2/2016 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 9 seconds

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This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at Christina's ex-boyfriend who know works as an insane deck hand, a couple of fighting brothers who desperately want you to look at them, and go in depth on Tom's most recent physical

10/26/2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 1 second

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This week, the mommies watch a bunch of public service announcements, some hilarious, some horrible. They also get a translation for the Persian voicemail, which kicks us off to a journey into Christina's childhood. Wipe down!

10/19/2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 22 seconds

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Mo "Mohan" Mandel also known as the Jewish Ghandi in the comedy world is our guest and he is 16 t*ts worth of fun! A prolific writer, Mandel tells us you can also be a successful writer if you REALLY want it, but if you REALLY want to be a great baseball player, well, that's too bad. Mo also tells us about his hilarious, Northern-California upbringing that included anal sex, anxiety, open relationship, and Mo's "indie rocker" faze. Mo also shares a great story about Jim Gaffigan throwing down in a comedy club - something we've all wanted to do (beat people, not tell a story about it). Dental Update, Julio Iglesias and more! Don't act like yo bootie fat if it isn't!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 8 seconds

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Before last Wednesday we honestly thought that Hilary Clinton was America's most polarizing figure, but we've learned that isn't the case. Perhaps no person has such a profoundly different affect on the American public than King A** Ripper AKA Gross Glutton Manners. The man who's farts can be heard around the world made some of you scream with laughter while other cried is complete disgust. We read your feedback as we prepare to do live shows in Texas. Learning isn't supposed to be fun. Stop being stupid, just learn like an adult. By reading. Books. Ladies, don't feel bad if your hangers flap around in the wind. Us guys still want whatever you got. Keep your chin and your jeans up.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 56 seconds

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Jeans! We hope 2014 is treating you well. I mean, if it isn't, that's terrible because it literally just started. This episode/momisode we are giving you what would normally be a bonus! It's LIVE from San Diego. Hope you enjoy it! Sharkeisha, NO!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 51 seconds

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It gets really real this episode, little mommies. We open up to you about our past week - a tough one for us and the little doggie we adopted, Theo (Dr. Huxtable's son). Thankfully, he's still with us. We also get Jeansy with Angel from Angel's fellati* Secrets - yes, that one. She gives a great interview and gives tips on getting ding dongs down, painless anal and more. Plus, certain cultures behave in very specific, sometimes gross ways. Are you one of those? Do you know people who are? Share with us. We love her!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 34 seconds

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Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Hopefully, having Tommy and Tina in your life is at the top! If not, we hope you have a horrible holiday season. If your idea of celebrating thanksgiving is talking about suicide and death and how life will leave you any moment then this is the episode for you. Bryan Erwin is an old friend who should have been on the show AGES ago and now he's finally here. He's a comic and a dad and a husband and a felon. Just kidding - he really isn't much of a husband! HAHAHAHAHA. Bryan is simply the best. We talk about parenting and how you talk to your son about other stupid kids who try to ruin your kids life with regards to Santa and of course, sex. When our heroes begin doing bad commercials is when we know we are going to die soon. It isn't GREAZY. It's just life. Best of all, we get to introduce our buddy Bryan to some YMH classics! You'll see, mommy.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 43 seconds

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Wussup playa! Wut you gonna get dat gurl for Chrissmas? We hope you got all the denim that you asked Sandy Claws for and we hope you got nothing but denim from all your loved ones. We have many special gifts for you this episode. Fan favorite, but rare guest, ARPAD is back! Yup, Tina's dad and everything that annoys him is on the phone doing what he does best - calling out all Bull S**T. Advertisers, BEWARE. CP's pops is not falling for your gimmicks. Actually he is fully rebelling against them. He is also NOT A FAN of political correctness. At all. It's not Happy Holidays to him. It's Merry Christmas or GFYS. If his tirade doesn't convince you, we also have Top Dog speaking in eerily similar fashion. Plus, Aunty FeeFee, the 69 Boyz, Dominic the Donkey and a whole lot MORE! (Santa's Evles??? Maybe).

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 23 seconds

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Ohhhh jeans, your jeans, how bright they are to have more jeans like mine! If you make it to 100 years of age chances are you'll wish you had some d**k or p***y, but will you have the courage to say that? One 100 year old lady made it clear that that's the only thing on her mind and it's glorious! Lucky for all of us the great TOP DOG joins us again and this may be his ALL-TIME greatest appearance. What begins as a discussion about public restrooms and which airports are the best to dump in soon becomes a discussion about the effects of war - and the thrill of killing the enemy. Top Dog talks about the bond formed from being in combat with one's fellow man and the joy of finding another man's head blown off. It's amazing to the 10th degree! No Loose Jeans Allowed!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 34 seconds

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U-N-I-T-Y! The original trio is back! Tom and Christina couldn't be happier to welcome Redban into the mommydome for the first time since their VERY public and VERY ugly breakup! Things start off badly as Redban had to be restrained after trying to fight Blueban. After his anger and jealousy of Blueban subsides you get an instant classic episode. Lots of love and laughs with Podfather. Get ready for Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, an amazing call with Top Dog and much more! Lots of Brown in this one!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 46 seconds

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Why do p*rn girls talk like that? Like OH MY GAWWWD? We consider this earth shattering truth. How many is too many? How many can you handle? Tommy announces his all NEW football podcast is finally UP! Charge It To The Game is available NOW on iTunes, Stitcher, and it the Charge it Web Page - you know what I'm sayin? Jeans is feeling better. Mostly because she's now very into narcotics. We delve into Real Talk and break down what the man with 132 lb scrotum is all about - all kinds of nuts. Tommy talks about his Vegas weekend - big ballin, ya'll. We share your trucker stories and more! New Fall line jeans are coming out!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds

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You can survive on just air and sunlight and nothing else, but you'll die pretty quickly also. Tina makes a compelling argument for why she feels so strongly about being the MAIN Mommy - she HAS been farting on the show and put TURDS on the ground. Chuck Woolery listens to our show. We think. And he feels badly about being so GREEZY. Do you return the shopping cart to the store or do you leave it by your car like a jerkface? We revisit yelling when you're angry - it doesn't define who you are. It's human emotion, you f***ing f**k. Tina talks about her past City Connection love and Tom shares his brief experience with all that PWESSHAH!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 9 seconds

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Welcome to Braceland! He's finally here. The star of Gigolos on Showtime and soundbites in our hearts, Brace, joins us for a lengthy conversation about life, karma, fitness, grooming, and pounding chicks. Tommy and Tina are overjoyed to spend time with affable and hilarious Brace. Also, get ready for updates on the move, becoming a C*m dog, Fill Her Up, and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 44 seconds

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Don't worry - she's here! The MAIN MOMMY. Is it Tina or is it Tommy? Hmmmm. Discuss amongst yourselves. Is it true what Webster said, is there truly only ONE mommy??? These questions need answers. The jeans are back from Holiday and Tommy has the cough to prove it! Tina drops science and gas AGAIN. How long will she keep her streak alive? Tommy may incorporate some magic into a new act he's planning on doing in Vegas. Here an exclusive clip here! What in the hell is going on with Chuck Woolery? We dive deeper into his greazy ad copy and also play and ad that Tommy is in with some YMH alumni. Plus past guest Brent Weinbach has our favorite thing on the web ever - Gangsta Party Line. We encourage you to check it out and call the line. The best way to spend the holidays is away from your loved ones and that's REAL.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 51 seconds

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Joe Bartnick is a man. The kind of man the you can easily imagine having his way with you. He is large and powerful and most likely stronger than you and capable of forcing you to do what he wants you to. Sorry if now you think Joe Bartnick is going to make you blow him. Joe is also a hilarious comic and a kind soul. Joe is a comics comic that loves to shoot the sh*t and talk shop which is exactly what we do with him. Bartnick has written for the roasts and tours with Lisa Lampanelli. We talk about fighting, teeth, touring and jail. Bartnick also has a new album out, Salute! -Available on iTunes and CDbaby. Joe confesses that he won't wear mommy jeans but he does own a nice pair of "Dad shoes."

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 45 seconds

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Tommy was recently on a flight with GREG JENNINGS. Yes, that one. The former Packer and current Viking who knows how to catch and run with the ball, but most importantly always PUTS THE TEAM ON HIS BACK, DOE! We want a wine vacation. Who's with us? Tina covers her Top 10 Goth Jams - get ready to cry! Another NEW song drops from DYA-BEAT-USS and it's the bizness, kid. A very spicy Fill Her Up and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 1 second

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F**K HALF the Crab Feast! The Mommy Dome happily welcomes fellow podcaster and comedian, well-dressed man, Jay Larson AKA Bunt Cake. Larson is a guy that makes you feel good cause he's a man of the people. We talk about Kai The Hitchhiker and the crazy audio he provided that is sweeping the web Smash, SmaSH, SMASH! Plus clubs that we love to work, nicknames for our beloved, how gross boogies are, and sports stories that Tina wants to kill us for (she just doesn't understand). It's a fun time with a great guy. Pick your jeans up off the ground!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds

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Every mother deserves to squirt. We give YOU the tools to make a flood in your bed, go for it! We revisit the F***ing Camp child who uses BIG WORDS sometimes, like, well, the worst racial slurs - it's amazing. Tommy recaps an anxiety filled weekend with Top Dog and Charo and you get to hear a tease from The Top Dog and Charo Special - they play Tom or Black and it's an instant denim classic. Bert Kreischer is on the phone talking about his dad masturbating and how he gives it to his wife, Lee Ann. Mrs. Kreischer lets us know that Bert is a less than desireable lover, but he bought her a new car so she's staying until 2014. Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut military movie edition style and more! Pour your mother a drink!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 29 seconds

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Do you share your garden with your neighbors? No? You Pinocchio nosed whor*! If all kinds of crazy is what you like then this is the episode for you! We revisit the genius that was Anne Ramsey (Throw Mama From The Train), a lady who can talk to animals spoke to Theo and she has something to say! Buns talks doin WORK in Richmond, fart fetishes are revealed by our listeners - YOU can't get enough! Plus airline perks should be obeyed, Would You Rather and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 58 seconds

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We speak English and you understand us, but YOU speak English and we don't understand a single word you're saying, Scottish jeans. Did you ever go hoggin' back in your day? Gaping butthole photos? We cover that for you. Sometimes violence in movies and television is hysterical and we kind of disagree on that. Weigh in with your opinion, won't you? Did you know that Webster was a huge pop star in Japan? We have the never award winning audio! His voice is annoying and adorable at the same time! Coca-Cola calls its customers RETARDS and we have the proof (or was it retardED). We give you the FULL Willie Rack Em audio and Tommy hits on a sushi waitress. Remember, there's only 1 Mommy.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 12 seconds

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Sometimes when you say BIG WORDS people won't hire you any more, ya'll! We visit the Paula Deen debacle and encourage all of you to deny, deny, deny when asked if you say offensive words. Poor Paula even got dropped by Diabetes, ya'll - oh DYA BEETUS! Plus we investigate other celebs who have accidentally said the N-word but they were being recorded. Their careers may surprise you! The mommies also recap their week in the Dominican Republic that was a delight with the beach, the food, and the p*rno, p*rno, p*rno! There's brown talk and more! Get thinner jeans for these hot summer months.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 26 seconds

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Konnichiwa! Your mommies are happy to welcome their first Asian into the mommydome! Comedian, history buff, Tonight Show fan, and p*rn aficionado, Yoshi Obayashi. It's a super fun show that touches nearly every topic. I dare other podcasts to step to this! (Oh sh*t, no he didn't!) We discuss our mutual love and admiration for Dave Attell, racism, stereotypes, Yoshi's affiliation with the adult business, his many interestes and travels, and our favorite story ever of someone unknowingly eating drugs! Great episode! Pull those jeans up!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 5 seconds

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Episode 58 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This episode begins with a mommy meltdown in the mommy dome courtesy of Ustream, which nearly causes Tom to murder Blueban. Soon after, the jeans are back on and up! The mommies discuss a general disdain for Nancy Grace, their recent travel stories, a REAL TALK segment featuring gypsies, Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, Would You Rather and much more! Oh Mommy!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 39 seconds

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Guess who is OUR new best friend? Yeah, it's Alison Rosen and soon you will be calling her DEAREST MOMMY. Alison fit in like a new pair of extra tight jeans. She's not only a co-host on Adam Carolla and host of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, she's also Up for the Get Down and a total pro on the mic. It's so fun that we talked longer than usual and cover everything from Alison's new engagement to Trigger Songs that make you angry to Dental Updates and we even get in a Tom or Black that is an instant Classic! Have fun with this one. It's real JEANSY!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 10 seconds

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If you don't have teeth, why don't you sing a song? ALL black people can sing...is something a lot of white people believe. We're a couple of only a few who know this is a great mystery. After this episode you will also know the truth. We give you a FULL REPORT on how the THEO fundraiser was an overwhelming success. We are forever grateful to our friends, fans, Theo, and jeans. Memorable dumps are just that - great memories. We recap some of our fondest brown moments. REAL TALK - Gigolos is back!!! That's right, welcome BACK to Braceland! We have clips of the show and of Nick's NEW Sh***y song! Sex sounds! Fill Her Up and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds

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Pull your jeans up over your shoulders - it's Mommy time! Tommy and Tina cover all the bases in this one. The duo talk trash about their producer, Blueban, they bring back fan-favorite, The Dick Detectives, read RESULTS from Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, give you a Where The Dudes At update, discuss their interest in Holocaust literature, play NEW Top Dog audio and much more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 17 seconds

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KaBOOM! It's Friday which means more jeans. We recap the latest episode of Gigolo's because Brace puts on a performance of a lifetime. So many amazing Bracisms, hope you can handle it. Which Gigolo would Christina hire??? Secrets revealed! THEN, it's the return of Top Dog! This is a call unlike many others - less brown, more bush! You will feel so much closer to Top Dog after this one. Also, did you know 7-11 has great coffee too!?!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 34 seconds

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Your 2 dearest mothers welcome the lovely and hilarious Felicia Michaels into the Mommy Dome. We discuss what it's like to work with Joey Diaz on her podcast, Beauty and The Beast, what it was like to WIN Star Search, and Felicia weighs in on the "Oil in the road/I own the road" & "Retarded/Retard" debate! A speacial Labor Day edition of Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, plus Real Talk and more! Hit yourself in the head with a claw hammer!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 30 seconds

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Seriously? Seriously! It's the return of Maria "Seeeriousllahhh Guys, I Don't Talk Like That! AAHHHHH!!" and we couldn't be happier. We salute our veterans, share details about how Tina and Tommy met and fell in love (Really!) and then we give you Maria - RAW and UNCUT! You don't know FIRED UP until you hear Maria in her own element! SERIOUSLLAHHHH, Guys! Plus much more in this episode. No Loose Jeans Allowed!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 36 seconds

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Nothing makes our jeans tighter than when a coach verbally abuses his players or the media. Another great man allowed himself to be recorded spittin fire at his team and we love it! We revisit Kai The Hitchhiker who just months ago saved someone from being killed - now HE is wanted for murder. Big BROWN Talk update, plus Old people are just OLD not stupid. We also get Tina's cousin, Sari on the line and reviewing movies (HINT: She's not impressed), a listener Dental Update and more! Hopefully our new tailor can modify our jeans so they can be worn higher.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 19 seconds

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Oh jeans! Tommy is back from Toronto and as usual has high praises for his neighbors to the north. Oh Canada! And it's official, Tom's album, White Girls with Cornrows has dropped. They discuss their appreciation for those that have purchased it and the fun it is to do a project like this one on your own. Tom and Tina have a very special segment in which they answer listener questions - it's Get To Know Your Mommy - interrogation style! Plus a very special Top Dog call - just take a guess as to what the topic is. Would You Rather's are back and much more! Buckle Up (your jeans, that is)!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 48 seconds

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Blue jeans, Blue jeans, oh where are thou Blue jeans? If you liked the first bonus ep we released get ready to lose your mind with the second one. Christina's dad came into our studio for nearly 2 hours and dropped so much science we both have degrees. It's heartwarming, hilarious and incredible insight into what made Tina mommy who she is today (she's like a dog - you'll see). Plus we visit the new Weiner scandal and read some of his hysterical (creepy) texts and NEW Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut and for the first time ever we take YOUR calls. Sorry for the call waiting beeps. We're figuring it out, but we loved hearing your love issues. We love her!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds

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You gonna repsect the game, ho. You know what I'm sayin? Do you? No? Oh, well, it's kinda confusing. Luckily for you we have a guest that fits into our studio like a brand new custom pair of jeans. You may have seen her in I Love You, Man, Enlightened, or Drunk History and now she's all up in your ear buds, (She's also the last person that GG Allin slept with but her husband doesn't know so don't tell him) it's Sarah Burns! It's also show and tell time for the mommies as we play her some of our favorite recent clips. This includes some of the KING (you've been warned). There's also Tom or Black and more! You can go ahead and "favorite" this episode now - it's amazing.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 42 seconds

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Don't be SCURRED! It's just your mom and your other mom. Spooky, isn't it? Listen, you no talent piece of S**T! You need to work on your craft! We finally get to the TRUMPET FIGHT that so many of you pointed us to. We read your comments on Tapatio vs Cholula, Lou Reed vs Jodeci and the ICP and whether or not they love God. We revisit some of our favorite scary movie moments and Tom auditions to do voice over work for movie trailers. We're back to FILLING HER UP AND SEALING HER SHUT - super creepy edition. Who will you fill? Be VERY careful listening to this episode because it is VERY scary! Dump Cakes.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 21 seconds

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If someone weighs 600 pounds and they want more food, give it to 'em! Extreme weigh gain has a profound impact on you physically and psychologically - and also on those who see you. If you're sick of being where you're at, listen to CT Fletcher spit encouragement. Tina loves to ride her BIKE! (BIKES!) and she wears her helmet like a good girl. If you ride a bike, please obey the rules of the road, fartknocker. Tommy is pushing hard to lease a LAMBO for business purposes. Will Tina approve of the deal??? The SHAHS are back on Bravo and we talk about episode 1 of the new season. We give our heartfelt advice to a Mommy in need and we update you on our Brown. Would You Rather and more. Wipe until you bleed!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 38 seconds

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If you're a big dog how about you play with dogs your size, you stupid, selfish inconsiderate C**T. But if you're a dog you might not know where you are playing because DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS?!? We investigate. Loud, gay sex sounds and terrifying and hilarious. Since we didn't get you the SF Bonus ep, we give it to you here! Groan more! A big, BURNING Dental Update will have you smiling wide and this time we get TOP DOG and CHARO on ONE call. Can you believe your wiping luck?

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 30 seconds

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Some have had the never to criticise this show for being less than sophisticated. To those that have unflattering remarks about us we present to you Episode 141. The Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, and now this very episode of Your Mom's House with all mentioned in the same breath. We examine the meaning of life, the purpose for which one exists and we might just have an answer to the question, "Is there a God?" Give this podcast a listen and you'll be pleased by what you hear. We also take more calls from our listeners about Love! Can you feel that? That's your jeans getting TIGHTER!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 45 seconds

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This is what the Mommy Dome is all about - wearing jeans and having fun. A first timer has joined us who you are all sure to love, the very sweet, very funny, and eerily menacing, John Moore. Sure he's a dead ringer for Ariel Castro, but there's more to John that meets the eye. We cover the phenomenon that is lesbians watching gay, male p*rn - what? Yes! Is Maya Angelou the greatest human alive? The Dalai Lama? You decide. We also cover John's awesome writing career, singing on planes, and a groundbreaking Dental Update that will shake your teeth to your gums! The Mommies will find John love and hopefully he won't murder whoever he ends up with.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 7 seconds

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In what will certainly be discussed as one of the realest episodes of any podcast ever, the mommies throw down and learn that "Dick" will make you slap somebody in the face! What? Yes! A recent discovery of an older television show makes Tommy get introspective and discuss his love and obsession with black culture - what could it be?!? BIKES! Also, both mommies tell stories of issuing death threats. Watch out! More dental, oversharing, plus the mommy dome is moving!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 57 seconds

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Can someone fit their D**K AND Balls into a woman at once? It's something we explore at length in this very special Friday release episode. If you haven't yet figured it out this episode is very much NSFW or for those of you that listen on speakers in public places - this audio will definitely lead to you getting fired or losing friends/family. If every one knows that you're bald then when you wear a wig we all know that's not your hair, Jason Alexander. Pretty girls will always be annoying if you allow them to be. When you ignore the stupidity that oozes out of their mouths you're helping them become more interesting. This is the secret to life.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 12 seconds

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Oh my what a good time we have for you here. The Voice, Michael Schiavello superb sports broadcaster and all-around great guy became a world-wide phenom this week when his pronounciation of Danny Mainus' last name sounded more like My Anus and well, hilarity ensued - especially if you are like a 5th grader like we are. Luckily for us, Schiavello is our budy so Tommy gave him a call and got the EXCLUSIVE scoop! Plus Tommy and Tina share their love of Downton, arguing over becoming "dog-Sh*t" people, how Tina's dad handles dogs & problems, World Wrestling Nonsense and more!! This is one of those episodes that will have you wishing you had tighter jeans.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 24 seconds

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So many different pairs of jeans, but only 2 legs! Tommy and Tina tell you what it means to "Shirley" yourself - WARNING: You may not be ready! A new show finds its way into our REAL TALK segment and it has so much BULLSH*T in it, you may have to Wipe Down after listening. We examine the nervous laughter and what it means, and TOP DOG drops brown and knowledge on you in ways you may have never imagined. We're going to go ahead and call this one an instant classic.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 17 seconds

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These aren't your dad's jeans! We tell you that aging means that your accomplishments aren't noteworthy - deal with it! If your newly single, the secret is New D**K and New P***Y. Do you know what the worst intros possible are that exist for us as comedians? Don't worry, we'll recreate them for you. Do you need healing of any kind? Does your back or arm or teeth or feeling hurt? Please stare into the eyes of Braco. Don't talk to him or ask any quesions. Just look at him and feel his essence (and buy his jewelry) and you may be healed. If you can't stand staring consider going to see Crapzo - he won't talk but will ji*zz on you. Plus Fill Her/Seal Her Shut completely dead style! Put some jeans on layaway.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 17 seconds

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The Mommies are back from MIA! We recap our trip which included a fun sitdown with Top Dog and Charo (audio included)! One of the greatest documentary films of all time that is near and dear to our hearts, Stevie, is discussed, complete with incredible audio selects. Watch out for Snake! Stevie, whom the documentary is based on is also a piece of sh*t. This leads us to a conversation about molestors including former PSU coach, Jerry Sandusky. We conclude that nobody would care if all child molestors were set on fire! Get your mom on!

10/17/2016 • 58 minutes, 33 seconds

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What happens when a man that's been around sits down with you and just...starts talking? You open up in ways you never thought you would. This episode had some sort of plan before we started, but Greg Fitzsimmons AKA Fitzdog dropped a dime on us and we ended up being more vulnerable than ever before. This episode is your mommy's without their jeans - your naked mommies. Fitz really is hilarious and a fantastic guest/interviewer. This is one of the most engaging and interesting conversations we've ever had in the "Dome." Enjoy!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 34 seconds

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The duo is back in the mommydome! Gastrointestinal issues are the launching point for this episode and this time it's serious (brown talk). They discuss last week's live show and all that came with it. Tom and Christina highly recommend taking a train to wherever you may be headed. They share their observations about the Gaslamp district in San Diego and how finding a TGI Friday's can sometimes be a good thing. Everything bothers older people is a topic that touches both deeply, and a very special Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut debuts.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes

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International Jeans can be worn comfortably in this episode as we welcome world-traveling funny man and all around charming lad, Tom Rhodes into the Mommy Dome. Rhodes puts us at ease immediately and an easy-going conversation about anything and everything develops. We cover his amazing success in Holland including his television show, why the Dutch are not impressed with celebrity, Tom's family and their black voices, butt flutes, Fill Her Up, plane sharts and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 33 seconds

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Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be to have Tony Soprano as a father. After all, we are all White, which is a huge plus these days. We go DEEP with Matt as we share and discuss revelations about ourselves and how we discover truths and act on them (For Reals, dawg). Beware of PSYCHOS! They're not just characters on TV. They're everywhere and you probably know a few. Shia LaBeouf, pay attention here. We are back exploring the musical talents of the oozing-with-talent mega movie stars of the last 20 years. Eddie Murphy, Don Johnson and Russell Crowe all, uh, sing? The episode is the DOGS T*TS! (There's even a Lorenzo Lamas story)

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 51 seconds

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Episode 59 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This show was like WHOA! The first ever LIVE Momcast could not have been more fun. 3 Amazing guests and a lot of laughs. Tommy and Tina cover it all with brown talk, org*sms, Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, Would You Rather, Arab or Jew, another football coach monologue, Dick Detectives, and hilarious stories from Ari Shaffir, Matt Braunger, and Bert Kreischer. More live shows to come!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 28 seconds

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Episode 61 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Well if you aren't my mommy then who are you? Tommy spent the weekend in NYC with his close celebrity friends (no big deal) and shares his love for the great big ol' apple (is that the expression?). We revisit Tom's mom's obsession with everything Wu-Tang. Christina fixates on why she routinely tortures herself with caffeine and toothbrushes, while Tom does the same with his fingers. We discuss our desire for a psychologist to analyze comedic podcasters, play some of our new faves in REAL TALK, and finally introduce you to Christina's father with some primo audio! Be Her!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 32 seconds

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This episode will have your jeans in a super high twist! There's no berries like Sherry's berries. Imposters need not apply (Terry). We read your emails and discuss Tom's beard flakes. What reality shows are you watching? And a very special phone call with Top Dog that will have you looking at public restrooms in a whole new way. And we take your phone calls and give you love advice. 2 Mommies 1 Jeans.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 43 seconds

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When a mommy is missing it isn't truly Your Mom's House, so this episode is unofficially Your Aunt's House, but boy does Auntie get down! Fan-favorite and dear friend, Bert "The Machine" Kreischer joins Tom for the first LIVE video podcast from the MommyDome. We talk about sharing death news with people, Bert's new show, getting to know Vanilla Ice, a follow up on The Dick Detectives, dealing with our anxiety, and more! We laugh our Mommy dicks off! RIP MCA

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 49 seconds

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Christina and Tom discuss how the world is full of self-important assholes and Tom's recent run-in with two significant terrible people. A "Real Talk" segment features a woman with footlong toe nails and a man who insists on kissing a woman after she has vomited. Christina shares her own stories of hearing the neighbor have sex and Top Dog is back for more "Brown Talk"!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 59 seconds

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The Mommy's talk hip-hop, Yo! MTV Raps and the joys of rebellious, aggressive music. They discuss what women find beautiful in other women and how men differ (ie. Salma vs Penelope). Both Tom and Christina share recent stories of accidentally peeing on themselves, as well as their joint (rare) venture out to Korea town where eating, drinking, and singing took place. The origins of Where The Dudes At? is given in detail as well as dude-a-rific audio of Hot (gay) Nude Yoga. Top Dog, Would You Rather's and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 41 seconds

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OH MAH GAWD SERIOUSLLAAHHHH, Maria is here, you guys! This is a dream come true in the Mommy Dome. Tommy's older sister and Starbucks' Enemy Number One, Maria stops by for a chat and she jumps in like a pro. She shares more contempt for more employees of new company's while also getting down with some of the tried and true segments of YMH. Get to know the Maria you thought you knew (she knows Tom's voice) while hearing about her military exploits, how she deals with Top Dog, and conceding that Jane does in fact have better teeth and vision. It's so fun when your jeans get even tighter cause you just washed 'em!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 7 seconds

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Buckle up! Tina gives Tom and you a lesson in Goth music (good for doing heroin). Tom's birthday was celebrated with great food and an inapporpriate gesture in a restaurant, but Christina has been pushing the etiquette envelope a LOT lately (with her finger). A double-dose of Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, we express our wavering love to our listeners, dental update, Mamita audio and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 21 seconds

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The mommies can't add. We know words and we know sounds and we know that catsfish and bass loves frogs cause we're smart. We knows what's to use! But math - no thank you! Tommy is smarter than Tina, but Tina has a big heart. Tommy also has a special gift - he knows from simply glancing at a woman if she is DTF. He knows who is a waste of time and who has jeans that are easy to take off. We go back for Sushi from the lady who enjoys shaming us, but this time we show her who will apply more pressure (pwessha). We have a Brown Talk segment that truly breaks it down. Plus Dental Updates and more!

10/17/2016 • 59 minutes, 15 seconds

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Tommy and Tina announce a big plan for international shows! Get ready, Africa! They talk Top Dog as well as Tom's sister and mother complete with tons of impressions - hold on to your nuts, fans of impressions! Dental Update galore with your listener emails including one that includes a breakthrough innovation (that will surely earn him billions)! We talk about sober braggers - who never shut up about their soberness - smoke some crack already, will ya?!? AND the moment you've all been waiting for, will we finally find the answer to the question that philosphers have been asking for YEARS - Where The Dudes At? Casey joins us for a very emotional conversation. Would You Rather makes a return! Grab some tissues and rejoice in your mommyhood!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 30 seconds

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You know what I'm sayin? We like to say it first! Sometimes you put your peepee in a scary place and you don't die - we celebrate that. We hear from a black man who isn't hung like a black man. If someone has had sex with 100 plus people do you count them out as marriage material? The Mommies don't agree. Oprah doesn't front. She's actually Mad Cool. I wish directors would act more like I wish actors would sing more. STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN MOVIES. Is Alec Baldwin a hom*ophobe because he said something bad when he was mad? Do simple words mean more than intent and action? Don't be a #$%^*. A break thru BROWN TALK and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 34 seconds

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Don't you look at me like that!?! I'm just trying to impose on you and your family because I'm insane! Cats love BBQ sauce. It's true. If you want to win a cat over, feed it BBQ ribs with lots of sauce. The mommies confess shameful acts of the past - can you forgive them? We love when people stop BS'ing with the PC talk and start droppin F-bombs. Please do us a favor and cut the F'in S and just give us the F's and B's and the C's, you know what I'm sayin? Is anything worse than a co-worker? We think back on our office working days. Good lord do we feel for those of you who are still doing that. Drink water. Poop more.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds

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Mayday Mayday Mayday! Mommy Down! That's right, this episode there's only 1 mommy, 1 pair of lower, looser jeans. It's sad, but don't worry. Tina mommy will end up being okay. She's resting and getting new denim to make her feel better. This episode we have the very funny, unpredictable and completely outrageous, Brandt Tobler in the Dome. Nicky Santoro is a more welcome sight in casinos than Tobler. If you think I'm kidding, just listen. Tobler's stories are so incredible you genuinely feel like he's telling you fiction - but he isn't. He's done more and seen more than most people see in 10 lifetimes. It's always great to get a comic in the building with all kinds of crazy stories to tell. Buckle up on this one. We guarantee you'll be wanting to hear more from Tobler. Don't forget to follow him -- @brandtTobler

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 14 seconds

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Yoooooooo! We got some jammy jams for yo you know what. Plus we examine the age old question - "How loud is annoying when having an org*sm?" Yup, that's too much. We appreciate each and every one of you "Little Mommies" and this episode we show that appreciation by talking to one of you on the phone and giving a shout out to many more! It idn't Greazy or nuttin. Jeans Connection is no longer a mystery - we have it TRANSLATED! Plus TOP DOG is back with more Brown Talk, Murder and a whole lot more! You're gonna wanna stab someone in the chest with a fork and knife after this one!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 37 seconds

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Episode 64 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

And what is your name, little mommy? Tommy and Tina talk about names that must be difficult to live with, most of which are not suitable for print. The myth that West Coast "dry heat" is tolerable and not as bad as humid heat is addressed with passion! We revisit the legacy of Michael Jackson - greatest entertainer who also definitely molested kids and we share audio about him that states that Michael also "did some dancing." We Fill It Up and Seal It Shut with super heroes and Sci-Fi characters, we explore why in the world softcore p*rn exits and we finish things off with more Top Dog audio! Set it off in this muthaf*cka!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds

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Episode 73-Africa-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Shaka Zulu! We're back from the Motherland! Tina and Tommy share wonderful stories of their time abroad. It's heartwarming to hear how they connected with kind people, had fantastic shows, and took "African" dumps. We reveal that you agree Stevie said, "RetardED" and we present you with another mystery. Also, Christina shares a personal story that will make you very proud. Our jeans have never been higher!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 27 seconds

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ValenTIMES-Episode 98-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Put on your lovey jeans, Jeans! It's ValenTIMES day! Today is the official kissy face day in America according to the US constitution Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin were kissing in a bathtub when George Washington walked in on them and said "Less war, more Kissies, guys." And that's how that happened. This episode covers the jammy jams that are now all about droppin some D in warm, welcoming place (the essence of Valentimes). The Mommy's also try to make a love connection happen in the real world! Comedian and friend Erik Lundy is looking for love and we want to help him. Listen and perhaps, PERHAPS, love him! Run a bath, light some candles and get ready for the love from both of us!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 41 seconds

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There are good shows as a comedian and there are great shows. Sometimes there are bad shows and then there's this. In Tommy's near 12 year career as a stand up he has had the full spectrum of shows, but nothing quite compares to the Massacre in Manitoba. In this episode we fully examine everything that went into a show going so far off the rails that Tommy had to leave before it was over. We play highlights - if you can call them that - and talk about some of our worst shows ever. In keeping with the Canadian theme we revisit Rob Ford and update you on what he's been eating.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 29 seconds

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Do you smoke crack? Exactly. Canadian jeans step up and do the dew! We love audio that paints a picture. We have some that straight up blasts your face! If you can squirt, let us know how you do it - for realsies. We rank chocolate candy treats and Tina ranks Almond Joy at the BOTTOM! Do you think she's a communist???? Bunz strongly disagrees. Which country makes the best, most delicious chocolate treats? A serious debate takes place. Does size matter? Yes. For sure. Definitely. Your small penis size is bad luck and not your fault and now there's a movie about that. Tom used to be a doctor. Tina talks about T.O. - yes the former Pro Bowl receiver was on an Oprah-like show. Abusive dads often create great athletes/accomplished men - so maybe not a bad idea to beat your kids? Trashy panties smell good.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 20 seconds

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This episode is gooder than a bitch! Get those jeans ready. Tina and Tommy had opposite weeks. Tommy was in Austin while Tina was in Cleveland - coincidence? Maybe, but no. Which race do you trust the most? We share our thoughts and they're mostly DARK. When you sh*t on Los Angeles, you really disrespecting yourself, man. Don't hate on L.A. just cause you live somewhere awful. HUGE dental update from Tommy. Keep gully, ya'll. High and tight for life!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 4 seconds

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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 48

Paul F. Tompkins enters the Mommy Dome for a fun-filled 2 hour show. They discuss self doubt, how poorly stand up clubs are run, an open dislike of Billy Joel (Christina) and Bruce Springsteen (Tom). The trio take a stab a new fill her up/seal her shut, dental updates, Top Dog audio, Would You Rather's, and much more! Rejoice!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 54 seconds

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Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada, you need more lyrics in your national anthem and PLEASE train your singers when they pipe out OUR national anthem or perhaps they will be decapitated on the ice? Maybe. Hit the high notes, sister! We recap a magical weekend in Portland and Seattle, a weekend that was all about that deep blue color that pumps thru our veins - denim. A special phone call with Joey Diaz unlike any other call you could ever imagine. Diaz, as always, inspires, bewilders, and makes us laugh until we nearly stroke out. BREAKING: We get the inside scoop on the fiasco that was Brendon Walsh's nearly-guest hosting The Tonight Show while Jay Leno was sick. All we can say is, Thank God Jay felt better before Walsh covered for him.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 34 seconds

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Bill "Gingery" Burr enters the mommy dome for a lengthy, laugh-filled conversation. A true sportsman, Burr talked football with Tom until Christina started snoring. The three talked comedy - mainly Burr's stories of hanging at the Comedy Cellar in NYC and everything that was great (and terrifying) about being around the late Patrice O'Neal. We talk about sh*t-talking online and when people share too much -in person and on Facebook. Bill gets fired up about getting bodyscanned at the airport and why you should never use your debit card. Mike Singletary, Would You Rather, Bears and more! What type of denim are you wearing today?!PS- don't forget to download Bill's new special for only $5 at BillBurr.com

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 46 seconds

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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 49

The Mommy's welcome Matt "The Full Charge" Fulchiron AKA The Concierge back to the Mommy Dome. They discuss Matt's upcoming move to Puerto Rico (New York City), Christina's love of Puerto Rican men and her equal disdain for buying anything nice. They share filthy sexy stories, a twist on Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, mind-blowing new Top Dog audio and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 2 seconds

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Nothing goes in Tina's booty - Well, lets just say NOT MUCH! Hehehehehehehe! We got a Chuck Ramsey update, wussup McDonald's?! What is Richmond, Virginia? Southern? Eastern? Full of murder? We talk about Nazi's AND Slavery. Whoa, that's pretty serious stuff in the Mommy Dome. Don't worry we're soon listening to retarded kids singing. Is that for them or us? Theo's back plus Would You Rather and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 12 seconds

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These jeans need a wash. After a weeklong mini-tour of the South the mommies are back home and telling you how it all went down. Fast food and faster dumps. A pee latch for you car? Super fans and super douche bags - it's all out there. We talk about the joy of BBQ sauce and the horror of long drives and we even have to continue giving you that Jada Pinkett Knowledge, knaw meen? Twitter haters, we feel you. Your hate has hit home. Now please go find some love in your life. That's an order from your mother! We want to thank each and every one of you that came to our shows. May the denim be with you. And keep your feet off the dash, please.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 35 seconds

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The Mommy Dome happily welcomes Brendon Walsh, formerly of the group "InnDIgGnASHUN" which eventually became Boyz II Men. We discuss some of Brendon's well-known pranks, his spectaular dentals genes, and his love of his own B.O., and his boy band past. Nothing but good times on this epsisode which also features ALL-NEW TOP DOG audio. Wipe Down!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 39 seconds

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Chang chong ping pong! Guess who's back? It's the great Yoshi! This is by far one of the craziest episodes we've ever done. Yoshi goes deep. Deep into his mind, soul, and past. He shares a lot and it's fantastic, compelling, terrifying, sad and hilarious all at once. What a guest! There's no way we can describe everything we talk about, but here are some key words: p*rn, fighting, death, fleeing, kids, blood, hookers. What do you think? Yeah, I thought so. Come back in 2 days for part 2, Geisha Jeans!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 28 seconds

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Get your orignial jeans on because we're going back to basics -Tommy and Tina and nobody else. Great audio from the holidays including OMG Seriouslahhh Maria ordering Starbucks LIVE! Plus Top Dog and Charo discussing dumping in a hazardous situtation, how we would kill each other and dispose of the body and more! WARNING - we hit on brown talk a lot. Including a SHART story you didn't know about! Wipe Down!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 45 seconds

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J-J-J-J-J Jeans Unit! Hello, meow. Thanks for getting that new fall line of denim for this episode. We wear our jeans at eye level on this one. Crack can make you cry and by cry, we mean, that's hilarious. The ORIGINAL MOMMY, Charo gets on the phone and tells us a story that will have you begging for even MORE MOMMY. We discuss the possibility that Top Dog is a true killer and Maria reveals news that is so big, so mind blowing we don't think the world is ready for it. Get ready for an epic episode. Peace, God.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 20 seconds

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OMG, you guys. We got such a huge response to the Maria call that we revisit it and all its hilarity. According to Christina, Tommy doesn't show much excitement about anything. Well, that is, until you propose that he might be able to get away with murder! That's a fun scenario that we break down because everyone wants to do it, don't you agree? Tina and Tommy also talk about going back in time and what they would do if they could take each other on a first date knowing what they know now. As you can imagine, it's quite romantic. We read a listener email that asks the HARD questions. Do we answer them? Oh yeah. What would you do if you had 6 months to live? We do it real big. Tina has opened a savings account to go to space. Please donate.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 21 seconds

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Get your hands off my penis! All of you! Can you be arrested for simply enjoying a meal? We think, yes. Jeans has t*ts for days and well, buns has d**k for days, ya dig? If you are black and don't have d**k for days would you be a doll and let us know about it? We examine the p*rn girls voice - could you possible remove that with your implants, please! Tommy trains Tina in identifying who is a suck pig and who isn't, but Tina reveals the secret of what shames and what celebrates giving out the good stuff. Be proud of who you are, pig!

10/17/2016 • 58 minutes, 28 seconds

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Mommies like when things smell good and we think you should join us in a world of wonderful spa smells to keep the bear inside calm and submissive. We prepare for diarrhea abroad. Is it time to just give in and expect it? A brown river will soon flow from us and we try to embrace it. Different people cope differently with stress - even your mommies. Both jeans open up about opening up and smokin trees, ya'll. What do you know about that life? Camping sucks. It's unanimous. Shake That Bear.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 51 seconds

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YES! Good things come to those who wait and we can't think of anything better than having STEVEN BRODY STEVENS in the Mommy Dome. They just don't make jeans high enough to express our excitement. Brody is his usual POSITIVE self and opens up in a way that will only make you love him more. We talk the Valley, audience warm-up 101, positive energy/positive language, some sports, Daisy the dog, mental health, and much more. If you're not screaming "818 til I die!" by the end of this episode then you needs some meds of your own!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 9 seconds

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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 51

How high are your jeans today? The mommies talk more hip-hop, how terrible Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj are, the Saints bounty audio, possible album titles for Tom, penis size, weird vagin*s, and an exclusive interview with "Mamita" (Tom's mom) all about Top Dog!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 42 seconds

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There ain't no half-steppin' or half chargin nothing especially when your baby's daddy is in the house! The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is all up in the Dome. We catch up with our old comrade about bad music, loud crazy people on planes, and the wonder of pain that is having 2 or 3 in you. The NEW BIKES! shirt is here and we revisit the classic clip from Scared Straight. Plus the Top Dog call to end all calls??? It may never be topped and he admits to WIPING A CERTAIN WAY we didn't know about! Keep your jeans on and up for this one.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 42 seconds

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BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW! Poetry comes in so many different forms. BAM BAM BAM BAM. See? That was some good stuff right there too. Your Mom's House is FULLY CHARGED once again with Zen like comedy guru and all around denim approved guy, Matt Fulchiron. We cover lyricists and those who aren't as good, being an a**hole to land a woman, pregnancy scares when you're dating are even SCARIER! A VERY uncomfortable D**K Detectives - we get to the bottom of this mystery! Sharing a condo is a nightmare, Charles Ramsey and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 12 seconds

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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 50

The Mommy Dome is a hot bed of hot topics on this episode. Christina and Tom discuss Nate Dogg's prolific career, brown talk, the most disgusting cookbook ever, Real Talk about Mob Wives, KC BBQ, the history of "KingFish", a new Mommy sing-a-long song, and more! Jeans up!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds

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Crime fighting extraordinaire, Armenian revolutionary, self-proclaimed deviant and somehow still good guy, Sam Tripoli is in the Mommy Dome. When "Trips" is in the room it's a non-stop party from beginning to end. We talk shop and having a gambling dad who "smashes black ass," nightmare gigs, strippers and so much more. Sammy also comes close to breaking records on Tom or Black, plus Dental Updates and more!! Don't forget to watch Tommy's new short film, "9 Inches" on his YouTube channel.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 25 seconds

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People changes!! If you think we're done talking about Stevie, you better get a hold of your britches, son! We have the pleasure (and it will soon be yours) to read Stevie's letter from prison to ALL the ladies of the universe. Single girls, get in line! BROWN TALK: We ask our pharmacist all kinds of questions about dumps and when to take medicine (to fix your dumps). Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut results and more! Jeans couldn't be higher!!

10/17/2016 • 54 minutes, 36 seconds

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The implications of this years election are massive and who better to way in than the Mommies! In an EXCLUSIVE interview Christina and Tom happlly welcome Peace and Freedom party nominee, Roseanne Barr. Barr is her vintage self, never holding back and sharing her policies and why she thinks she should be in the White House. This BONUS episode also has reactions from Top Dog, Tina's dad, stories from moving, and more! Plus you'll never stop wiping when you hear the teaser at the END of this episode.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 58 seconds

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What's your parenting style? Shame, anger, guilt, all 3? Good for you. We welcome your form of abuse into our home. All forms of entertainment including sports are simply distractions. What's important is rarely discussed by the majority. We get into the thick of it and question why. Why do we ignore what's really significant? After this prolific philosophical question we soon have Top Dog on the phone to talk about poop. Tommy introduces TD to the Bristol Stool Scale and the results are magnificent. What was Da Vinci's reaction when he discovered a paintbrush? Very similar. If you ever have a problem with your food be sure to call 911. That's what it's for.

10/17/2016 • 58 minutes, 38 seconds

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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 54

Nothing can prepare your ears for the Mad Flavor that is Joey "Coco" Diaz. Christina and Tom are elated to sit back and have their Uncle Joey share stories of crime, Hollywood, sex, and most importantly, taking dumps outside. You will only wish this episode never ended as Joey has us laughing for the entire duration. Pull your jeans up!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 53 seconds

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Ian Bagg-Episode 91-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Baby Jesus was born and so we celebrated and now we give you this: More laughs and good times with Canada's finest, Ian Bagg! We play amazing audio of two of the dumbest women alive - YEAH! Ian also shares what it's like to live where the sun never goes down - CRAZY. We talk about the state of comedy and we read the craziest email ever sent to us by one of Christina's family members! FYI - it's pretty offensive! Merry Christmas, bright light jeans!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 4 seconds

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Episode 81-Ian Bagg-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Oh Canada! Some people are just meant for the Mommy Dome and today's guest, Ian Bagg is just one of those people. This fun-filled episode covers a breakthru with Brace from Gigolos, Canadian love, Brown Talk, NEW tourettes talk, full retard, Fill Her Up and more! Truly one of the most fun episodes the mommies can ever remember doing. Strap one on and get ready for Juice! Juice!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 56 seconds

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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 57

Mommy, mommy, oh mommy, mommy! Get ready for a good time. Fellow comedian and Southern Belle, Rory Scovel enters the mommy dome for the first time. Rory witnesses the unveiling of our producer, Blueban, to our Ustream audience, we then talk about a fun thing to try to your lover, more Beastie Boys love, couples that don't fart in front of each other, Cosby, sh*tty people that go to shows, Fill Her Up/Seal her shut, when eating pot goes wrong and more! Go to YourMomsHousePodcast.com for all the mommy magic!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 53 seconds

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If you have a family that is overflowing with talent then you need to have a vision for the journey so the spirits can come together and be a business. That's a quote. Sort of. Listen to how the Will and Jada Smith's run their household. Be sure to have a bucket nearby - you might get sick. Some actors are also too talented for their own good, like Jared Leto or a pile of horse sh*t. Egos of this magnitude are fascinating. Ladies, if it's that time of the month, don't be selfish. Offer your "other" entry so that a man doesn't suffer just because you're "bleeding." Theo talks smack to Tina and a whole lot more! Jeans Forever!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 40 seconds

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Well it's Tommy's Smurfday! What did you get him? Sometimes you eat some stuff and then a lot of brown comes out. That happened to us this week. Also, we recap spending time with OMG Maria and even THAT feels like a work out. Our local Starbucks knows her by name and memorized her order: No DC's there! Tommy has a major dental update - will you press play to experience it?!? Who on God's earth likes milk? You're gross. Denim on denim on denim.

10/17/2016 • 59 minutes

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Remember when you were 10 and you prank called everyone in the phone book? Those were the best of times, but then you matured and realized, hey, that's not a nice thing and also they can now see my number. Well, we haven't grown up so get ready for childish calls about buttholes and black voices! Also, CALLING ALL MUSICAL JEANS! We need your support - send in your tunes and get them played on Your Mom's House. We have an update about the BONUS episode. Oh, iTunes why are you so difficult? Will Smith and Jaden Smith believe in patterns and mathematics and in being completely insufferable. Dental Updates, original music and more? MAAAAAAANNNNN!

10/17/2016 • 59 minutes, 51 seconds

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Episode 68-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Rejoice! Our neighbor wasn't cooking for the hour in which we recorded this show! We discuss the horror that is the sound of an old man climaxing (WARNING: audio example is included!). We talk about the world's greatest sport - competitive eating! How many episodes of Your Mom's House can you fit in your stomach!?! Real Talk - Virgin Diaries! Ginger talk is back! Are you ready for some Red? A special Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut and so much more! Crunchy Black, stay up!!

10/17/2016 • 54 minutes, 7 seconds

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Some people make your P***y dry! Who does that in your life? Now let them know. Good job. We talk about regrets in life, how awful some audience members can be, how awesome others are, but the big news is that our sushi server who berates for ordering too much is caught on tape giving us the biz! The real scoop is that we really don't order that much, this woman just hates us and everyone who orders more than 4 bites. Then we share what is perhaps the most infuriating 60 Minutes piece we have ever seen -at least in the consumer market genre-and we want our mommies to know the truth. Sunglasses are a racket! Theo fills it up! Oh My GOD!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 38 seconds

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ATTENTION all Jeans, we hope you can hear this! Sorry for the trouble with 107 - it wasn't me! (It wasn't Blueban either). Can a loving mommy have more than one pair of jeans? Jada-Pinkett Smith sure makes it sound like Big Willie Style has been doing his best to drop his D in as many extras as possible. We discuss whether or not we could tolerate Tina with all her Ricans and Tommy smashin road box. Tina updates you on her Russian teeth fillings and we bring back Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut with some modern day broads up against some throw-back ho's. Theo gets back on the mic and Would You Rather is at its best - real homerun scenarios. Jeans Out!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 41 seconds

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Musical mommies are abundant! You sent in your tunes and we play some of them, but really, we have to admit that WE are the musical masters. Tina dropped "Animal Song" last time and this time Tommy brings the heat with "Butthole Song". Grammy's are A'callin'. Tight jeans are great, but not if they're low. You gotta pull em up! We're happy to announce that our bonus episode made it to iTunes and you made us #2! When you're Puerto Rican you're just Puerto Rican, especially if it's the Puerto Rican Day Parade! Ay Papi - Duro! The mommies are going on vacation thanks to Tina's pops, plus Candy Crush is DEE-LI-CIOUS. 7AM is a little early to flirt, ya'll!, plus we found a horrible woman who recorded herself being horrible. Keep it Jeansy!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 5 seconds

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Is it possible to prepare oneself for greatness? Try. This episode would be nominated for an Emmy if it were television. Is there a podcast equivalent? That may sound co*cky, but we're mobsters over here! OHHHH! Tony Hinchcliffe gives us a gift. His mother, Joy/Gina joins us and answers questions about the life of a bookie. Sweet, petite and full of fire, Joy "It's Tuesday" the Bookie is not to be messed with. It's informative, hilarious and terrifying all at once. We also discuss Shakey Jeans, the Smith clan, and more, but it's all about Joy and you better be ready to pay up.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 2 seconds

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Brian Haner-Episode 95-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

LaLaLaLaLAAAA! Can you sing? Good for you. This week our guest has a golden voice, twisted mind, and strong hands (Tom's ass found out the hard way). That's right, Brian Haner, who some of you know as Guitar Guy stops by the Mommy Dome to continue our love affair that began in South Africa. If that sounds confusing listen to the episode and solve the mystery! We have great conversation, Brian sings for us, and we even get to play Tom Or Black! This is the time to pull that denim up!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 32 seconds

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Sometimes you have to listen closely to hear all the magic that's in the air (air that escapes from our butt). Luckily, we had a microphone to Tommy's butt on the Bertcast and we've got the audio ready for you. Lil Debbie is a wanna be ratchet girl who really talks like a valley girl, but who cares? We keeps it real. Charo tells us another cab driving story only this time it's in Spanish and English and Spanish and Spangrish. Top Dog gets on the horn to discuss the diagnosis that he's a sociopath and Super Maria is FIRED UP about a RUDE lady at, where else, Starbucks. Plus we read from GG Allin's diary. This episode really covers all your basic dietary needs.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second

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Who's house? Your Mom's House. That's right. A WYR is read on another podcast but they don't want to credit their mothers? That's okay. You know who designed that Xmas WYR - your jeans. Shout out to David Choe and Asa Akira. We drop some NEW WYR's in your ears and read some of your emails. Dental Update for Tommy, A NEW case of foreign accent syndrome and Theo SPEAKS! Maybe dogs DO have brains. There's no such thing as Wednesday!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 41 seconds

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The Mommy Dome is rarely at a loss for words, but one guest has the special skill to leave us near speechless and he's back. Yoshi Obayashi, the Japanese/Korean/p*rnagrapher/Ho expert/Samurai is always up for sharing a story that is honest, in your face, and leave you begging for humanity to better itself. His 3rd visit is no disappointment as we cover his recent exploits at Comic Con, getting prostitutes south of the border, being a loner, Asian shame, and soooooo much more - like erotic optical illusions! Some Mexicans don't look Mexican, mommy!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 38 seconds

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You no speaky like you do before. Where you from? Ingrrand? It happens and it's real. Migraines can lead to Foreign Accent Syndrome. It'd be soooo much better if super square white guys woke up speaking like Antonio Cromartie. The mommies go back for more sushi and get the inside scoop on the family that shames them. The jeans talk about their weekends in Long Island and Austin, plus audio of a racist p*rn star, Dental Updates and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 33 seconds

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I don't remember what we talked about this episode. Hope you enjoy it.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 23 seconds

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Our philosophy has always been push as hard as you can until it hurts and then tell us about it - and you did! Your poop triggers are fascinating and unique. STOP THE PRESS - Stevie has been sighted in Nashville! This is HUGE news. Please, if you are in the Nashville area approach with caution and let Stevie know that the mommies are coming to town! You gotta take care of your FEETSIES. You're saying a lot if your toes are all mashed up and flakey. Hands too. I guess Tommy is freakin out man cause his fingers are ALL chewey! Ewwwwww. Plus a huge video reveal: IFartInYoFace is the King A** Ripper and we celebrate his gift with all of you. All others bow in his presence or face his wrath (from his butthole)! Get a whiff of that!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 48 seconds

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Make Fitness! It's essential to a long life and having big arms. We talkin 22's, son! Whatchu know bout that? Tommy and Tina are working hard at being champs even though it sucks. We FINALLY resolve the butthole icecube debacle and it's pretty ramsted. Plus you can suck your momma. But we have even bigger news and that is that BRACE is back! Yeah, more Brace philosophy, more Brace juice and we address the question you've all been wanting to ask - DID BRACE TAKE "COOKIN IT" FROM THE MOMMY DOME?????? You'll just have to listen to find out. Suck your momma!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 7 seconds

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If you don't like the way things are done at your school, do what our South African friend does and bring a whip. Make it a quick class, very quick class! The mommies recap their tour of the South and all the calories that came with it. Cheese and PISSA and wings. So, so, so many wings. We share the Ricky Schroder/Webster story from JRE as we still can't enough of that cute, little, black son of a bitch. Chuck Woolery has a pretty crazy twitter account. We read some of it and then play some of the classics from Love Connection. My goodness do we love that show. Put 2 and 2 in your butt. Plus we play audio of a man who is disappointed in his prostitute. It's horrifying!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 24 seconds

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Is Sum Ting Wong? Me no no? When news organizations air racially offensive names we're the ones that say, "Thank you. Can we have some more, please." Do you need mo' PWESSHAH? Also, if you don't crash planes then you don't get pranks like this pulled on you. Aunty FeeFee is back letting the lord speak thru her heart. Her pen hits the paper and some unoriginal song comes out of her mouth. A Very DEEP and gripping BROWN TALK that will leave you wiping for days (down, of course). NEW Real Talk and the mommies discuss possibly doing additional episodes in the near future.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds

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Get those jeans EXTRA tight if you plan on listening to this one! Your baby's grandfather AKA The Dutch Sommelier AKA The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is back from Puerto Rico and it's like he never left! Although Matt agrees that being Puerto Rican is like being Puerto Rican he also knows that the West Coast is the Best Coast and it's the best having him in the Mommy Dome. We talk about the horrors of sharing an NYC apartment, growing older, gagging while blowing (we tried it), more trigger songs and we even TRY to digest the BOSS. Plus we break down how bad early rap lyrics were. Keep em high!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 37 seconds

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The Mommy Dome got a little more Mommier this week with our very special guest, Mary Lynn Rajskub (also a REAL mother). Rajskub definitely wore her jeans extra high for us and we couldn't be happier about it. She shares stories of starting out in the cold, hard streets of THE D. After standing up for herself against neighborhood toughs and winning multiple rap battles, Rajskub moved to San Francisco before working on iconic shows Mr. Show with Bob and David, and 24. We also cover a Dental Update, Tom's never-ending cough/illness and a revisit from OMG Seriousalahhh Maria. Yes, she gets fired up! Get ready to MOMMY OUT. It's so cold in the D!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 8 seconds

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Do you donate to THE St. Jude's? That's nice. So does the Klan and there ain't nuttin wrong with what they stand for. If you have a young, impressionable child a good thing to do is teach them that hateful, racist terrorist organizations are just fine - at least on Halloween. A REAL TALK update will have you pinchin pennies and throwing up in your mouth! There are limits to how cheap is acceptable and then there are these people who are gross and upsetting. Guess what? Some airlines will stop treating you like children and let you now use your electronic devices during take off and landing - oh, right. You never turned them off to begin with. FILL HER UP SEAL HER SHUT is back with results and a NEW edition. Can racists be sexy? YOU decide! Use your denim for good. Oh my gawsh!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 58 seconds

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You think that just because you've had ribs and listened to salsa music with someone that you know them - but that isn't always the case. Charles Ramsey tells it like it is and that's why we can't get enough of him on YMH. While some are quick to point out he isn't the most media saavy man on the planet, we're here to tell you that is precisely why he is so awesome. He is SO awesome that we hope he comes to see Christina in Cleveland this week - lets make it happen. We went back to Snooshi and we ate WHATEVER WE WANTED, Buns tells you how dope T Dot was and it gets real jeansy when The D**K Detectives go after their next case - Matt Fulchiron! All that plus prostitutes and more! Cut holes into your denim!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes

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You're the man now, dawg! Tommy and Tina talk about their recent travels and how lame it is to watch old dudes hit on young girls by trying to sound like they're young too. The lesson: act your age or better yet - just do you, dawg. Christina admits to knowing nothing about current affairs and especially about Kennebunkport. The real treat here is Top Dog gives gold. He talks farts, brown, toilet paper, and how he used to pick up chicks. Guys, you're going to want to take notes cause you're about to start getting laid way more. Bankers beware! And the official Podcast T-shirt makes its debut! Wipe Down!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 40 seconds

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Hey yo, hey yo! Dawg, I'm sayin. It's real. This one is dope. We got new songs for dat booty. The Full Charge is here and he's got news: A new album has arrived! Be sure to scoop it! OMG Maria is back and she's got something to say when I propose that she quote p*rn for us. Where do the farts come from? We explore pretty girls and gritty dudes. This one is special cuz The Concierge is here and Maria drops it on us. We think you know who the MAIN Mommy is. Believe that!!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds

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Episode 62 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Bring the muthaf*ckin Ruckus! Tom and Christina drop science on you so open up your journals and take notes! We begin with some friendly banter regarding our different tastes in music to warm your ears. Then the moment you've all been waiting for arrives - Tom talks about his trip with Top Dog which includes audio immediately after Top Dog sh*t his pants. It's a special moment for Tom and all of our little mommies. We read a listener email, discuss our neighbor's new sex friend, talk about a new documentary about Where The Dudes are At, Real Talk about gypsies and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 58 seconds

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Happy Birthday, Lady America! Today Mommy United States pushed our country out of her HOO-hole! Set a sparkler on fire to celebrate! We happily welcome Ari "Bear Jew" Shaffir into the Mommy Dome. We talk exercise and how much we like/don't like doing it, embarassing moments on stage, how censoring curse words from your children is f*cking stupid and also how adults who are offended by cursing are c*nts. An impromptu Dick Detectives comes out of nowhere! Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut athletes addition! We tease the return of Casey "Where The Dudes At?" and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 16 seconds

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Due to Blueban's incompentance this episode had to be re-recorded. Oh, Blueban! Unfortunately it means that a mommy is missing. Christina is out, but step-mommy, Ryan Sickler fills in and brings the fun, filth, and funny that he always does. Tom and Ryan discuss uncomfortable moments with fans, bizarre sexual experiences and requests, the NFL, the Name of The Year contest, a twitter prank, Would You Rather's and more!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 20 seconds

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Ian Bagg is now a U.S. citizen and we treat him accordingly. We discuss what's permissable to say as a comedian and whether comics should be held accountable for what they say on stage and the culture of today's clubs in general. Also, Indian people will rape you - in large numbers. Loud people on planes should be kicked off and fully investigated by our government, people who dress terribly have something in common with Michael Jordan and nothing in common Liberace - our HERO! Plus the Top Dog and Charo ep is now on sale! When you're Puerto Rican you're Puerto Rican

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 52 seconds

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KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room? TICAL! or YOSHI! Back with more of that ISH you just can't get enough. Our conversation with Yoshi was so loaded we HAD to split it up into TWO episodes. Here is more of what you came for, part 2 of Yoshi's return with a real "talking to" about prostitution. Get your jeans ready for a brand new belt! SUSHI!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 48 seconds

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Matt Braunger is one of our tallest and most bestestest friends and we are more than smiling so hard that he's back, that our teeth might fall out of our heads. We talk about music, hip-hop lyrics, embracing what you like instead of saying what you hate! How about THAT? Yeah, we're adults. We talk weirdos at shows and ones that offer you their wives! HELLO! Matt talks about his recent trip to Korea and all the brown that followed. Matt reviews ANIMAL SONG and more. It's such a good episode you'll probably order new jeans online while you're listening.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 55 seconds

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Awwww yeah, just a couple of mommies sittin around with their jeans up. We get right to it quick on this one. Breaking down the White Tigress takes time and we didn't get to do that last time, so we really give her her due on this one - she really wants her reward! Tom and Sushi seem to be a recipe for Shirleying himself that the Asians see coming and we appreciate that. We discuss the hilarious comedy Human Centipede that we hadn't seen until recently and we also visit why Sweet Brown never made it on the show until now - IS SHE EVEN REAL?!?! Plus Tog Dog drops science about his weightlifting days and more! Be The Best Mommy You Can Be.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 54 seconds

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Ryder Bones AKA Skyler Stone is in the building. We explore one of our favorite topics - crazy people! They're everywhere an often undiagnosed. Have fun out there! Skyler talks about his new movie, Walking with Dinosaurs and the show that got him started, CON. If you never saw it you missed out on the drive, dedication and manipulation that took Skyler from unknown to TV star in no time. Skyler's awesome voice inspires Tom and Christina to pursue voice over work themselves. Will they go for it? Plus, Dental Updates, Fill Her Up, an almost-Tom or Black and much more. Don't sleep on Mickey Streets!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 53 seconds

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Charge this sh*t to the game! Tommy and Tina deliver a Mother of an episode with sound bites, insight, perfect impressions, stories and more! Tom's recent appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience (Eps. 264) where Joe called into question Tom's (in)famous "black voice" is a hot topic! Tom defends his God-given skill and demonstrates how he can yell EXACTLY the way black people do! Last week we solved the "Oil/I/Eye on The Road" mystery and this week a screen grab puts an end to the "retard/retarded" dispute. Results and a new Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut. Plus Tom almost tells Sofia Vergara she can get it IN PERSON! How much are people into farts for real? Just listen and find out. Great Episode!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 33 seconds

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TMZ ain't got S**T on your mommies! We welcome actress, tweeter, and hilarious writer Jenny Mollen aka @jennyandtee*ts into the Mommydome for lots of laughs and general tomfoolery. Real Talk gets really real with more of Big Ang and we get the inside scoop on Jenny's favorite show, The Bachelorette, complete with tons of ridiculous audio. Most noteworthy of all we play Dick Detectives with Jenny and who is the suspect? Her husband - Jason Biggs! (HINT: It isn't small). If that's not enough for you then you go away! Enjoy!PS. The voice that pops in a few times is Jenny's very hungover friend, Leslie.

10/17/2016 • 58 minutes, 41 seconds

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You'll never want this episode to end. That's how full of delicious treats it is! GG Allin, coconut "C*M" water, Double-Pipe Classics, Tina and her bestie, Dick Detectives, Top Dog, and More! How is this even possible? Well, thru the love that your mother's have for you - that's HOW. It is a savory masterpiece of an episode and all for you to consume. We guarantee you'll be coming back for seconds when this episode gets into your mouth, Jeans.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds

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Everyone is welcome in Your Mom's House. It don't matter if you're black, brown, purple or Asian - oh or gay. We accept you all. In this episode we discuss the recent announcement of Jason Collins - the NBA player who just announced that he is gay. We also discuss the reactions to his announcement and their role in free speech, tolerance, and righteousness. Sound un-mommy like to you? Well, we are soon back to discussing meeting our heroes, white trash Italian food vs. uppity Italian food, Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut in the "where the dudes at?" genre. Gimme some mo (jeans)!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 36 seconds

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The episode will teach you the two greatest things in life, "Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." If that sounds like some real mafioso stuff, well, it is. This has to be one of the most fascinating episodes we've ever done. Our guest is comedian, writer and son of mobster, Tony Hinchcliffe AKA Tony Marsco AKA Tony Nickels AKA Tony Tip Toes. You'd never guess it but Hinchcliffe grew up the son of a mob boss father and bookie mother. HOW DO YOU NEED MORE INFO AFTER THAT?? We also revisit Angel and more of her secrets, but mostly this episode is everything Organized Crime. Put on your pressed jeans for this one.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 49 seconds

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It's HERE! We made it all the way to Episode 100! What better way to celebrate than with the little man who started it all with us, our son, Redban. This episode is so much mommy it's completely made of denim! As as treat to you, the little mommy, we have special appearances from OMG Seriouslahhhhh Maria, Top Dog, and Gigolo Brace! Plus SOOOOO much more! Your Mommies Love You!

10/17/2016 • 2 hours, 22 minutes, 49 seconds

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Tina and Tommy have their jeans so high you can barely see their eyes on this one! They get warmed up with prison talk and how they better get ready to eat some box and throw some punches to survive (if they get locked up). Tommy reveals that someone from his past is Filling Up and Sealing Shut one of his All-Time Faves! In our Real Talk segment we explore the sad truth that some reality tv is anything but real, especially TLC's hit show Breaking Amish. A toilet paper test FINALLY reveals who is using the most TP in the mommydome and a MOMMY JEANS EXCLUSIVE - Maria, who TALKS LIKE THAT, is finally on the show in full Maria-Mode. Plus a review of Tom's new album from his mother.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 19 seconds

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The NEW Mommydome welcomes its first guest, comedian Brent Weinbach aka B-Weezy. The episode guests down and dirty from the jumpoff with Cm Dog audio to get you in the mommy mood. We go over our glorious history with Brent including our time in Austin and the surely soon-to-be-award-winning short film, Bear In A Bathtub. Brent also plugs his new album, Mostly Live and we get into lots of tomfoolery including very in depth BROWN TALK that might have you asking, Does Brent know Top Dog? Plus so much more! Keep your Cm Dog on a leash.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 28 seconds

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Oh my my, what a treat do we have for you. Fantastic, funny, a true delight - Mrs. Catherine Reitman joins us in the Mommy Dome. An old comrade of Tom's, Catherine fits right in like she's been in 1000 times. We get into Downton Abbey and oh heavens my is it simply delightful to converse with someone who appreciates all of Mr. Fellowes work. We discuss mommyhood (real), conflict, childhood, passive aggressive/sarcastic parents - yeah, real interesting, kid. Catherine shares what it's like to grow up in a wildly succesful family, but not turn out to be a huge a**hole - what's the secret? Listen and find out! Lots of Hungarian heritage in this one - BAZMEG!!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds

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Drugs are powerful. People say what they wanna say. It's f***ed! We'll show you. If you like p***y does that make you a p***y magnet? Get ready for some great awful music. The White Girl Mob needs to look into comedy cause these videos are HILARIOUS for all the wrong reasons. Anthens rack em is dead! RIP. Also, Stevie is probably not going to be at our Nashville show. We'll tell you why (though you can probably guess). America's most annoying child celebrity, the incredibly delusional Jaden Smith spreads his stupidity thru twitter. Is anything better than a severely sick person starring in a sitcom? We don't think so either. You know what I'm sayin?

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 45 seconds

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DISCHARGE! Brandt Tobler is back and, as always, filling your ears with tales of crime and debauchery - we love it! PNC Tuesday is goin down. THAT, combined with "There's No Such Thing As Wednesday" is really making us reconsider our favorite day of the week. How do you make someone pay? Tobler shares a secret that will bring you to tears and make you PAY UP. Dental Update? Yup. Rim Jobs? Of course. Brown Talk? You know this, man. BIKES!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 25 seconds

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Comedian Jon Huck enters the Mommy Dome for an extended Momcast that you'll be listening to again and again. We get to know Jon and his testicl*(s), share stories, talk teeth, Mike Singletary and more! As an added BONUS we play part of an interview Tom did with his sister - Not the one that TALKS LIKE THAT!! But still, you're going to love it! How high are your jeans today?

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 15 seconds

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It sure is getting cool out there. Maybe you should add a layer of denim to your wardrobe. Music is so important to so many of us that is why we totally understand the plight of the juggalo. A juggalo is man or woman or person who wears makeup and does PCP and also cooks fried chicken. When you buy a ticket abroad - buy it for the correct country. Otherwise, you might end up visiting Christina on accident. Tommy took someone to Spain and it wasn't Tina! Listen closely to find out who and why. "Lou Reed died. Who cares" - Tom "Lou Reed influenced everything. Even my farts" - Christina. We debate who really left a mark on music, Lou Reed or Jodeci. Get that jean jacket ready!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 11 seconds

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Wuss goin on here? Public dicks. How many have you seen? We recap a lifetime of sightings and the way they have affected us. Not only has the OG Ryan Sickler graced us with his feast-like presence we also have Tinas cousin Juli in the Mommy Dome. We talk about drugs that hit ya in a way you didn’t expect (NOT GOOD). We go over different types of Punk music (anarcho, crust, awful, etc.) and how much Christina still hates UB40 (the world’s greatest band?). What do you know about Sister Nancy? Prison dudes love booty and more! Go ahead and bookmark this as one of your favorite episodes yet. Cut holes in your jeans.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 2 seconds

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Oh lovers of love and those who desire to be loved more, we think this is the episode for you. Dear friend, hilarious comedian and writer and LADY WHO WANTS YOUR TO TREAT HER LIKE ONE, Sarah Tiana, joins us in the mommy dome with advice that is so good we might just transcribe this episode and sell it as a book! Tiana is a natural fit in the dome because she is one of us - an old friend who just came to kick it. There's a lot of laughs, good times, and excellent insight from romance guru, Tiana on how to get a girl like her. Also, she will blow you (multiple times) if she likes you. Now are you ready to listen? Unbuckle your jeans and get ready to be her.

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 58 seconds

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Texas was off boot kickin good time, ya'll! We tell ya all 'bout it! We want your crazy trucker stories, truckers. Tell us about lizard lots. Real Talk: Naked and Afraid is Lame and Dumb. Inside the Vietnam War is very informative and gets a pass on racial slurs - pretty awesome, huh? We never watch shows when they're hott, son. That's why Christina is just now watchin The Sopranos, you know what I'm sayin? Aunty FeeFee knocks it out of the park again. Just when you think she can't wrap God and something unrelated into a song, she blows your mind. Tommy and Tina give you the list of what they're most thankful for. What are you most thankful for? Beef? Your Phone? We have crack whor*s talkin smack before they shoot adult stuff too. It's a good day!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 55 seconds

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Episode 80-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

This episode is uh, retarded (a retard). We play retarded clips (literally) - some FULL retard, some not. Christina shares stories of an Iowan tour and brings with her an interview with the one and only Chuy Bravo of Chelsea Lately fame! Tina also talks about the new beard she's been growing - HELLO, Gillette! Tom talks Tacoma and how he's one degree closer to getting Brace from Gigolos on the show. We explore some softcore p*rn and the Queen of late night skin flix, ZANE - DVR that sh*t! And of course, what you all want, More MARIA!! She shares her ABSURD Starbucks orders and more! Plus we tell you Why You're Single! Stop sharing so much! Your mommies love you!

10/17/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 14 seconds

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This week, the mommies grab em by the p***y! Will Tina follow thru on the dog food challenge? Do radio rap songs make you cry? We have ANOTHER angry Persian voicemail. Jeans Up!

10/12/2016 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 6 seconds

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This week, the mommies discover and fall in love with a new Dan Pena clip, get a translation for Christina's Persian voicemail lady, listen to old and new songs, play a round of 'Rate My Jeans,' and much much more!

10/5/2016 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 57 seconds

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This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at some great points about sleeping with your friends, try to pick a name for Tom's new stand-up tour, play another round of 'Horrible or Hilarious,' call Ryan "Sickle Cell" Sickler to figure out who coined the nickname, and much much more!

9/28/2016 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 32 seconds

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This week, the mommies dive deep into the fetish of ball kicking, see what DJ Dad Mouth was up to in Des Moines, do another installment of Horrible or Hilarious, and much much more!

9/21/2016 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 19 seconds

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This week the mommies learn how to "rip some skin," judge a mommy's denim, play Horrific or Hilarious, watch a recovered Top Dog call from a lost episode, and much much more!

9/14/2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 16 seconds

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This week, the mommies find a VERY talented grandmother who works for a a certain kind of phone line, they welcome back one of the strongest performers in the adult industry, watch the trailer for Steven Seagal's new action movie where he doesn't move a lot, and much much more!

9/7/2016 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 47 seconds

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On this week's episode, the mommies educate themselves on vagin*l knitting, get some questions answered on special people's daily schedules, pick a name for their son just incase they get pregnant again, and much, much more!

8/31/2016 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 51 seconds

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You should drink your pee. Especially if you have a cold or a fever or a stomach ache or you're tired. Pee is better than medicine. It's your own medicine and it's free (and tastes good). Also, stop being stupid. We tell stories about our old landlord, Jose. Plus a new game - Horrible or Hilarious? Will Tom like a psycho and someone's unfortunate circ*mstance or will he see it like a human? Plus an incredible impromptu call with Top Dog where we read him street jokes and he laughs, well, harder than we've ever laughed at anything. It's amazing.

8/24/2016 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 51 seconds

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This week the mommies do a very important dental update as a recent article about the merits of flossing has surfaced. Christina learns what a "trap-p***y" is during an outing at the park with her family. Also, Percocet-master Gina from Boston is warmly welcomed to the mommy-dome.

8/17/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 51 seconds

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This week the mommies find Christina's dad on Instagram having a dance-off in Ibiza, review some fan-made websites, discuss the order of sushi they couldn't beat, and learn how to become bad boys

8/10/2016 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 22 seconds

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This is the type of thing denim was built for - the ultimate Momisode. If you're a HARD F'n CORE mommy you are in for a treat. Three of the most outrageous, hilarious and central people on this show are all in the episode and we had them IN studio. Sit back, relax and let the people who shaped Tommy Jeans entertain you by just being themselves. Plus we have Fat updates and much more!

8/3/2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 8 seconds

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Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you. Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find out! (and it might involve a little baby named Hitler) Plus we have strictly friendly sports, a new dild* from Nick (AJ?) Hawk, and Doug Stanhope weighs in on the #FATBATTLE.

7/27/2016 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 56 seconds

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We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else! Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!? Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the Mommy's survive? An Asian guy from the South Pacific is still wanting a girlfriend, but with a new approach - intense dude energy. We have some advice. Plus The Water Championship has been settled, but who is the ALONE CHAMPION? The debate begins.

7/20/2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 42 seconds

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The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that. Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all preferred pronouns of severely mentally ill people, some of whom you may know. Make sure whenever you meet someone you open with, "Hey, what's your pronoun?" Plus, did Tom lose a bet and get his thumbs burned by cigs? Is the poop pile real? We work on getting you ANSWERS. AND #bertisfat is finally something you can own - get the new shirt and show the world you are on "TEAM TOM."

7/13/2016 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 24 seconds

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You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way. Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just an idea from Tom that he thinks is really going to take off. Plus, have you ever taken a walk with your family? Just a regular walk? Well this life-changing in the mind of Christina and her communist upbringing. #BertIsFat goes to a whole new level and Tom and Christina aren't the ones who did it! Plus, buying crack, dental updates and a whole lot more.

7/6/2016 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 53 seconds

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If Water drinking had a Super Bowl, this episode would be it. Pick your sides and deal with the results cause after this one, there will only be ONE. The Water Gawd. If thrive to be the best is that like striving to be the best? What if you have 4 teeth? Can you still be the best? Now add 400 or so pounds. Yup, the best. We love coaches and mentors as much as anyone else, but when said mentor speaks directly and curses non stop, well then we fall in love. Daniel Pena is straight forward and doesn't worry about feelings. Gnaw mean? Plus, let's get to the bottom of Bart being fat. This episode has BOTH sides of the story.

6/29/2016 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 52 seconds

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H2O and H2NO if you ask Tommy, the self-proclaimed "water champ." But Tina, she has other ideas up her sleeve, including a very sneaky plan that she reveals in this episode. PLUS, pig-calling, mastering accents, more fat Bert fun and then some, Ya feel us? To bring it home we have yet another Hall of Fame call from Top Dog and this time he weighs in on Double Pipe Classics. You can never have too much denim.

6/22/2016 • 1 hour, 25 minutes

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If there's one thing about black women that are about to throw down in public, it's LET THEM SPEAK. Something really great and probably funny that you never could have thought of is gonna fly. We have a new message to the Fuhrer from Dani and this one involves food and emergency services at Sea! How fat is Bert? Very. How aware is Bert that he is fat? We happen to think not enough. Look deep inside yourself and try to find a fun, effective way to let Bert know that he is fat and find out WHY he's that fat. We have Persian translations, IRISH AKA English translations, Would You Rather's and a WHOLE lot more!

6/15/2016 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 26 seconds

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If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN! Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, keep the kids and someone worthwhile will come in to your life. It's just that rat "thing" that's keeping people away. Our Super Jew producer brought us a video about how to spot a Jew. But, like we said, he's a Jew. We don't know what he's up to but it feels really Jewey. The Master Of Accents is BACK! Will he finally be defeated by an inimitable cadence? Plus FAN MAIL, PATREON, and TINA JEANS is hitting the road again. Get those JEANS ON!!

6/8/2016 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 15 seconds

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PATREON, I told you to put that down! Also, sign up for Patreon, ya'll! You'll get extra bonus content, inside denim access, personal shout outs and more! WOW! say it again! WOW! Open your mouth so the whole dog can fit in the bathtub! Today we discover which gender we are (it's really changing at every moment). Plus Bert Is Fat and Why Is Bert So Fat really took off! We have all the fat comments. Dental Updates, dating inflatable animals, Joey Diaz being a SAVAGE and more! NO LOOSE DENIM ALLOW

6/1/2016 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 16 seconds

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Morning news is the best. It opens the doors to grown up jokes about "Salad Tossing" (with real salads!) PLUS DJ Dad Mouth gets to muck around and have some fun! If you're gonna talk that ISH before you arm-wrestle, make sure you, you know, WIN. Unbelievably, the girl who was defending Hitler on YouTube was kicked off for HATE speech. Weird that YouTube doesn't know that Hitler watches YouTube all day. This episode is completely non-binary so please use proper pronouns. It's not a preference, it's a REQUIREMENT.

5/25/2016 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 52 seconds

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Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS. Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT. Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teacher jacket. Have you seen it? No, seriously, have you? The master of accents becomes even more masterful in this one. PLUS, was Hitler THAT bad? Would You Rather's, Fan Mail, Seagal, Butt hair and MORE!

5/18/2016 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 49 seconds

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You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy. This is the only podcast that provides cool insight like that. Also, Top Dog did it again. Yup, you guessed it, his face meat hit the numbers on the phone when we spoke to him. Oh yeah, he sharted too. Great story. All that and more. Just get your jeans on.

5/11/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 21 seconds

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Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This weekwe have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words.Someone even said it to the Prez!Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFUL and a DENTAL UPDATEthat will have you brushing extra hard tonight.Seems like Mozart was a mommy, 20,000 years ago when he wasalive and that's just somethin you gotta Respek.

5/4/2016 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 39 seconds

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Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. Alot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feelme?When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name.Otherwise we'll be FINISHED and DONE with you.The mommy's really do their thang in this one and even talk toTommy's Mommy about his new, important revelation. He's not onlyPoly and Bi...listen to find out what ELSE he, er, they isnow.JEANS FOREVER.

4/27/2016 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 42 seconds

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Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There's a young dude who likes grandma's GROSSSSS.Plus there's a girl who is in to tasting the uh, splooge, of dudes from different ethnicities. GROSSSSSSER.Tina tries to trick Tom into playing incriminating clips of verbal "slip ups." Will it backfire on Tina? Probably.And a NEW Gnawm Sayin King is proud to take his throne. Smell us?

4/20/2016 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 23 seconds

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We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic. Like Wipe Down Epic.This ep is loaded: Crazie Locs listens to a fan song, a NEW abusive pimp, La Croix responds, NEW vocal fry, and a bunch of Would You Rather's.This ep is the Jeans' Jeans.

4/13/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 56 seconds

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Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it isn't because - BRACE YOURSELF -CRAZIE LOCS finally speaks directly to us.Did that last sentence process? If it didn't read it again.Also, you know what I'm saying, you feel me, understand? And now SMELL ME? All in one clip from one person and he's the only one speaking. Amazing.

4/6/2016 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 44 seconds

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We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone.We got that Crazie Locs jam you know you want cause this time someone ELSE made it better.La Croix is French. Unless you are Tina jeans then you're all, "it's LA CROY."Plus we listen to what Tommy thought was Hungarian and ended up just being abusive!This is the kind of episode that'll have you wondering aloud, Where's The C*m?

3/30/2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 29 seconds

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There's something about those jeans of yours. They're so...high and so...tight. They're PERFECT.We bring the ultimate dad laugh to the table on this one. It rivals Top Dogs famous dad laugh, no seriously, it does.Plus we have Locs doin his thang and stuff like that and Tommy doin his thang back and stuff like that. Shout out to everyone all over the world.Do you know Bryan Silva? You will now. Maybe you can help FREE him. And then, you know what I'm sayin, we count some new you know what I'm sayins.We learn about an evil sushi operation in NorCal and SO MUCH MORE.

3/23/2016 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 25 seconds

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Jeans up over your head! This one will have you screaming MOMMY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!Tommy put it out there in a MAJOR challenge to Crazie Locs last week. This week we await Locs' response while diving into some of his other uh, interests. Brace yourself - it's terrifying.Also, do you eat the booty? Where do you eat it? How often?Plus we think we have an alternate choice to Donald Trump. This is a guy with a lot to say and the only candidate with a Zombie plan.Do you want a pony?

3/16/2016 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 9 seconds

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Bruh! That was a deep fart. Cool that you got your little bro in on it.We got videos! If you're listening that's only half the battle. How often and how well do we make fun of those who are "LESS THAN"? Hopefully a lot. And this episode has no shortage. We have a CRAZIE LOC who Tommy challenges to a fight! Will he accept?Plus we have that intel you've been looking for on KIM AHN. It's so full of adventure and is truly AMAZE.Seagal has a new turd, er, trailer, and it's mind-numbing how bad it is. Enjoy!

3/9/2016 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 52 seconds

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Sup, Whitefolks! It's diss pimpin', feel me? Tommy's Uncle breaks down the pimpin game for us with all kinds of NOT caucasian flavor!PLUS - a poop soup success story! Should dudes wipe after Yellow?!?!We have a wipegate breakthrough. Where will you stand after this episode!Plus we are back with some AMAZE Kim Ahn audio and it's very NSFW - Glorious.If THAT doesn't turn you on, we also have a man that wants to f**k a rollercoaster.AND a NEW Would Your Rather that is sure to set a new (low) standard!

3/2/2016 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 13 seconds

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You know what I'm sayin? Ya feel me? Gnaw Mean?Are these different expressions or the same thing? We DEBATE and there might be a new KING, Do you know what we're saying?Plus Hitler might be real. As in, the real Fuhrer. Plus Dani goes blue, er, brown on this one and we have a new awesome song to accompany her.This is mighty fine cut of denim. Put it on.

2/24/2016 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 22 seconds

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Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up!Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record their messages for us.Plus the mystery has been SOLVED. There's no more guessing when it comes to Hey, Hitler or Happy Birthday to, er, Nicholas. We have the indisputable results. They are disturbing, which is our favorite.Plus Tommy is ambushed by a SURPRISE psychological review of his artwork. Is he well?Never play games with Ghostface Killah or his goons. This audio should prove that to you.

2/17/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 31 seconds

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Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb!The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or slowing down? Unfortunately for the weak-hearted, it's becoming a movement! Plus the OG of HH has a birthday song she wants to share. Who does she sing it too? Let's have Christina break that one down!Pastor Manning might have the doors of his beloved Hate-filled church close down. Does he have a parting message? Yes. Is it other-level insane? You betcha!Dental updates, new songs and more!

2/10/2016 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 3 seconds

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And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers.Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing like a funny clip with a sad backstory to get the show a rockin!Plus we asked you if Hitler p*rn existed and you answered! The Fuhrer wouldn't be so happy if he saw what happened to his picture tho.When a megachurch pastor speaks in error we laugh. When he can't seem to fix it we laugh harder.This is all denim here.

2/3/2016 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 52 seconds

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Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Really, they happened DURING the episode. What was the cause? Did Christina brown too?!?Plus Ann Wolfe drops some serious fight knowledge in the Ann Wolfe way AND Will Steven Seagal be challenged as the most ridiculous martial artist by another silly man? Not even close, but we have some fun audio of Chuck Norris.Did you know Antonio Cromartie had a vasectomy? Did you know it didn't work? We have audio of his org*sm.

1/27/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 13 seconds

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Hey Hitler! Hope all is well. Let us know what's up.There's a new hilarious lady whose apartment has caught on fire. Sorry about the fire, lady. But super thankful a camera crew found you to talk about it.The mommies talk about crazy plastic surgeons, crazy Sean Penn, crazy edibles and whole lot more.Plus, Master Of Accents, Tom "The King of All Accents" Segura will blow your mind with his ability to mimic ANY accent!This episode is 100% denim.

1/20/2016 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 39 seconds

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Jeans,We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy!Plus, was that fart or the national anthem?Nothing is worse that a goofy p*rn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat there for a month. Did you know that Tommy can do ANY foreign accent?It's all here.

1/13/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 3 seconds

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The Main Mommy is back! Tina doesn't let a little thing like delivering a baby hold her back. She's in the Dome and talking about what's important: Farts, Big Words, Graphic Sex and Steven Seagal. Sometimes all together.This episode has everything including intel about a certain Super Bowl winning coach. You won't believe what we saw him do.Jeans up forever!

1/6/2016 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 12 seconds

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This is our final gift to you in the year 2015, a visit from beloved guest, world prostitute chaser and medical lab rat, YOSHI!As always, no written word can prepare or describe what Yoshi bring to the table. Put in your ear buds, crank the volume and enjoy this one.Thanks for a great 2015, MOMMIES!

12/30/2015 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 15 seconds

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Merry Jeansmas!Hope you all are snuggling and kissing and drinking cocoa by the fire. We have a baby jeans and will be doing all that, gurl.This episode has magic: enemas, OMG Maria, Top Dog, Kim Ahn breaking it down HARD CORE, Would You Rather's and a whole lot more.Please be safe and allow denim into your heart.Please support our sponsors - MeUndies.com/mom and BlueApron.com/mom

12/23/2015 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 49 seconds

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Is Baby Jeans here?! You'll just have to listen to find out!What happens when you get AIDS from someone and you see them on public transit? You gotta call them out, yo!RIP Greg GiraldoPlus the KING has been in hiding for a while and now we have confirmation that he's BACK!And Tommy insists that his DJing will pay off in the future, I mean, listen to what Paris Hilton is doing. You get to decide if its good.

12/16/2015 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 52 seconds

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What a Jeanstastic episode! The FedEx controversy RAGES on! Tommy has some damning evidence that may turn Christina's pronunciationon it's head. Um, do we have an exclusive interview with Throatzilla aka Orally Gifted? Yes, yes jeans we do! Also important Steven Segal update. Fill her up and seal her shut! What a BIG DAY!

12/9/2015 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 30 seconds

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Bond, Jeans Bond is the name or perhaps you're more familiar with Double 0 Denim as I'm known inside these walls. The mommies have a spectacular bonus clip of the new Bond movie and you are sure to love it.Plus is a white boy claiming to be a crip the real deal or is he frontin in a red hat?We have the Farsi voicemails translated, the lamest dude ever in p*rn and a call from Tommy's Uncle BillYou got that sauce, mane?

12/2/2015 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 58 seconds

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Happy HatesGiving, MOMMY! As is tradition on this show we'll do our best to offend you for the holiday!Do you have an incurable neurological disorder? Is English not your first language? Do you not look like us? Do you live somewhere that isn't Los Angeles? Hopefully we hit you below the belt!The Persian Lady who has left Tina countless messages about the desert and sharia laws has, you guessed it, left MORE messages. What the hell is she saying in Farsi?!?We encourage you to EAT WHAT YOU WANT for Thanksgiving. Is turkey not your thing? Push back against the man and get a steak or a hot dog - whatever you desire, Mommy.PLUS we have audio of TINA SNORING (LOUDLY), a crazy escort talks about her "job" AND a HUGE announcement that involves Tommy and one of the greatest rappers of ALL TIME.

11/25/2015 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 48 seconds

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Yo Chuck! Yo, You got AIDS, YO! Aw, Damn, kid. Hope you got your Jimmy Hat.Tommy's done with the road for 2016, but he brought Guess My Brown home from the Big City! Will Tina guess correctly?Bunz has an idea for a new business to help support our growing family. If you need a nail trimming, please don't cut them! We're coming over.Plus fashion has never been Tommy's strong suit and he's apparently really owning that now. Jeans has something to say about Bunzies new apparel.And she rocked your world with last weeks Yellow/Brown/Yellow revelation. This week, Tina has a NEW insight into how browns and yellows sometimes mix.

11/18/2015 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 12 seconds

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Christina guesses Tom's brown! And a surprise game! Dunkin' Doughnuts vs Krispy Kreme. What side are the mommies on? Rachel Dolezal and Tamar Braxton. Tina has new voicemails and texts on her phone. The joys of a new phone number. If youborrow$20 from Linda, you'd better pay herback ASAP! Is Shaq hanging with Chuck Woolery? The most annoying girl in social media and more! Enjoy mommies.

11/11/2015 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 15 seconds

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Are you mad at your Mommy? Well, let her know! DJ Dad Mouth is working on his mad beatz and skillz. Is there really a lady out there wanting to lick Tom's b-hole? Turns out yes, yes there is. Christina is being challenged on her inventing the term "POS". Can she explain her way out of this one? Also, Mommy C raises a question that brings her to tears. Would You Rathers! Tom gives his insight into the new Matt Damon film.

11/4/2015 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 26 seconds

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If you’re feeling hungry we have just the thing for you - a very special PICNIC. Make sure you bring your appetite because this is the kind of picnic that lets you keep on eating!Did Christina come up with an expression that is very popular in our vernacular or has it been around for more than a decade? It’s time to break it down. Plus Tommy has seen Christina flirt for long enough with the mailman and the Whole Farts check out boy. Could he be getting to know a super market girl as more than a friend??!?!?Diego AKA Thursday Lane set the podcast world on fire, but some people are saying “Too Much!” What will YOU say when he marries a fart?Guess My Brown debuts and an NFL players has something to say about the Cincinnati Fart , you know what I’m saying?

10/28/2015 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 16 seconds

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When you smell those jeans is when I feel the strongest. Those and of course grey sweatpants.We missed you and this episode is almost a day late, but we promise that it's worth it. Of course there's p*rn being played in various California Target stores, but of course the Mommies have a good plan on how this rascal can up his game.Plus more fun sex audio and rap songs that are simply delightful.But we know why you're here this week and quite simply, yes, we have Diego AKA Thursday Lane and people are eager to help him smell man butt for hours and hours. It's all in these Jeans.

10/22/2015 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 17 seconds

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Jeans Up! We got it all on this one and there's no way you are ready. Dumb hooker math? Yup! Greezy Chuck? Mm-HMM! Seagal nonsense? You know it!What about something that might blow all of our minds and even some of our butts?What about a gas man who really wants it, puts it out there and even TALKS to us about it?Well, just press play because no description can do this episode justice.

10/14/2015 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 4 seconds

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Tommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agree!If you sweat at night you may want to get some blood work done today.Nothing seems quite as ridiculous as a sports fan losing his mind - especially if it's not in YOUR sport. Luckily, we have one of those guys and he has a wonderful accent. We are masters of accents on this show and will prove it.We ALL know about King A** Ripper and his glorious skills - is someone ready to take the throne from him?!?! It appears that a PRINCE is near!Plus we finally put Peter Caine to rest and we top if off with an OMG Maria call for the AGES! Do NOT Kiss her P***y!

10/7/2015 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 2 seconds

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If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who didn't.What about a Dad Jokes Only tour? Would you get tickets? Huh? C'mon, buddy! Multiple choice!! OKAY!!!Should a wipe ALWAYS be clean? We debate as ONE OF US believes that a little something on there is fine. I mean, why use paper AT ALL?!?Dental update: If you're old, be old. Teeth included. Veneers make you look INSANE.Plus a Peter Caine update - he isn't happy with any of us. Is it because we don't own a Raven?

9/30/2015 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 55 seconds

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Drink Mountain Dew before bed! A riveting Dental Update from Tom - buckle up you will be shocked. Kamala Devi revelations (our favorite Poly-Bi couple). Safe Haven pooping locations. Christina is getting hit on by black guys now more than ever! Plus a special phone call with a YMH favorite - Peter Caine. Huge episode!

9/24/2015 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 24 seconds

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Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insists that Christina is flirting with both their post man and a local Whole Foods Employee. A very sad dental update. Lots of mommy mail and a call from Top Dog!! Is it heaven on earth? No, it's just Your Mom's House!

9/15/2015 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 11 seconds

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Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update - when will he listen to our demands for a Cincinnatti fart memorial?? Steven Segal revelations, intense fart conversations and football. Have you implemented a thumbs up system in your house yet? I hope so!

9/9/2015 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 23 seconds

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Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry.We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down below. Please join and use our system in your lives.A few weeks back Christina broke down barriers with what has been given the name, The Cincinnati Fart. Please help immortilize her accomplishment by petitioning the Queen City to memorialize this feat. Info on how in the episode.We know a lot of people Style Suck us, but what a certain morning radio recently did just let us know that the Mom's are the talk of the town, Na mean?Lots of good audio in this one. (YEAH!)

9/2/2015 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 6 seconds

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Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave you yesterday.Plus, if you thought the Smith children were unbearable before you have no idea the new nonense they are spewing (yeah!).What are the whor* giveaways - Voice? Piercings? What about her feet?And dude, listen, you can't pull off that gear if you're not in the Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Fame. Let it go.Chuck Woolery has a NEW endorsem*nt. Is it GREEZY? Not really, but it sure does cost a lot. Can you imagine being married to Steven Seagal. If you can you probably just passed out.We don't wear loose jeans in this one.

9/2/2015 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 29 seconds

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Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like!DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car farts, a new movie pitch, relatives sending naked baby pics and tragic news about King Ass Ripper -WARNING -this will make your jeans low and loose.It's ALL HERE! Pull em up! Here we go.

8/19/2015 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 19 seconds

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JEANS ARE ON AGAIN!What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course!Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we have a new favorite song, know what I'm sayin? Hell to the naw naw naw.A new movie idea just came to T Bunz, Will ChristJeansa like it? Hope So!The moms really meow down on this one, ENJOY!

8/12/2015 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 16 seconds

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Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you.In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the origins of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Have you heard your voice? It doesn't sound the way it used to.PLUS we include the LIVE from MOMTREAL YMH at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival with a BANGIN audience.We talk about the great (angry) dog trainer, Peter Caine, French curse words, Top Dog's REAL murder story and Christina's dad and how good he must be at lovin the ladies.There's a FILL HER UP, Would You Rather and MORE!Nique ta mere!

7/29/2015 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 34 seconds

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Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with you and fluid bond with you.SURPRISE - we have an improptu Top Dog call and it does NOT disappoint!Tommy's workout crushed him and he's seeking motivation.Plus we explore what is Amaze and that is the wonder of Dennis Rodman in a new documentary that chronicles his trip to North Korea.KISS IT!!

7/22/2015 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 16 seconds

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Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you.Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!Tommy had to throw away a box that something came in and it brought up so many difficult feelings that have contributed to his hoarding. Lets explore his past trauma.A lady gets mad at Wells Fargo and says something that, lets just say, might go down as the all time greatest drop in YMH history. KISS IT!Plus we get into some of Tom's new hobbies. Won't you help come up with a performer name for him!?!No Loose Jeans allowed!!

7/15/2015 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 15 seconds

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JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more.This episode is pure mommy magic. From balloon p*rn and the lost souls that do it to what the most intimate of acts get you in the adult biz (it's $100).Plus Jared from Subway and Cosby are both in deeper trouble as news of new allegations for one and MORE evidence for another comes to light - it's not good for either, Rudy.Did Tom get another Double Pipe Classic this week?? Was it something new? Find out!Plus we play some angry on set rants from actors and a new player enters the You Know What I'm Sayin championship, ya heard me?We also recap some of our all-time favorite moments.

7/8/2015 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 9 seconds

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Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!We get into it with some help from a really neat guy who throws adventurous birthday parties. Plus, what language do you hate hearing the most? Middle eastern in origin? Asian? Latin? We'll explore.You thought you'd heard everthing from the sweet Thai lady who explored with Two Gentlemen, but she's got more to say and it is AMAZE.We find out who Calvin is and have a new song that we're sure you'll hate.

7/1/2015 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 59 seconds

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Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay area!The Mommies are moving - just into an office, but it's going to be SWEET. Plus we gotta get these doggies to stop poopin INSIDE.Make sure the listen to Joe Rogan episode #664 to hear the mommies have a ball of a good time. And it's official Tommy Mommy is shooting a new special in August. Listen to find out where!

6/24/2015 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 43 seconds

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Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.The Mommies have an announcement so big they have to play a new sound cue just to live up to the magnitude of it - you'll just have to listen.Plus can you have jeans sewn into your skin so you never have to change them?Serial killers are such a fascinating, but disagreeable bunch of fellas. Have you heard of Ted Bundy? Not nice. We listen to audio of him talking about his favorite activity - killing.AND it's the return of our favorite GIGOLO -BRACE. He has a bombshell announcement and gets down and dirty about a lot of his Ho'in details.

6/17/2015 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 19 seconds

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Who's the Babe Ruth of p*rn?What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication?Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor?These are all questions that will be answered on this episode and have you shouting Oh Yoshi Didn't!The great Yoshi Obayashi is back in the Mommy Dome with enough ridiculous tales to fill 5 podcasts, but we crammed them all into this one.Get ready to laugh, get ready to cry and get ready to be confused by how you should react during any specific segment. This is Yoshi and there are no boundries.

6/10/2015 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 56 seconds

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You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people things, they also have nice toilets.Do we have a new YKWIS Champ??? LISTEN closely (and count).Plus FEEFO is back and he's talking about his new sister and we have to tell you - he ISN'T happy. We also discover the funny adult actress who blessed us all with the catchphrase of the year last week and we hope you'll help us meet her.Do you like spending a dollar? Do you document it when you do? There's a community for you where people just like bore the s**t out of other people with their purchases.Be the jeans!

6/3/2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 30 seconds

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Your Mom's have been busy, yo. Sorry, Jeans. Sometimes your mothers are out doing so much they have to delay doing what they love most - the Momcast.We've been shooting our pilot and trying to live thru puppyhood. Both are exhausting. PLUS we have some VERY NSFW audio on this one. This episode might seriously be a collection of some of the most sexually offensive clips we've ever played, plus a new one that's going in the vault.We review the first 10 minutes of a Steven Seagal film that is so bad, so impossibly not put together that after a 3rd viewing we're still not sure what's going on - but Stone Cold Steve Austin is in it too.You ready to Fill Her Up? We got that too.

5/30/2015 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 24 seconds

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Pull your Cuban jeans up over your head and get ready to lose your mind. We have the REAL Gloria Estefan on this episode and she is nothing short of epic. We discuss the Miami Fart Machine and the potential it has to revolutionize the music industry. Will we go on tour together? Listen and find out.Plus we have the original "knowmSayin" and Let Me Tell ya Something, it's really something. Plus ASMR is real (we think) and these whispers might make you feel really special.And Maria may have finally met her match at Starbucks. A manager gets testy and FIRED?!?!We are dancing the night away to the Conga and hope you love it as much we do.

5/20/2015 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 5 seconds

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One of the great things about our show is that both Mexicans and Blacks like it. They can both tolerate listening to it and not get upset. It's also what some say about Art Laboe's radio show inside jail.We got a bunch of prison shout outs, you know what I'm sayin? And we revist some of the all-time great know what I'm sayin's. Shout out to Butter and Mr. Criminal. One love, homie.Plus, how can you tell when an online fart is manufactured? Is there anything that can be done to PROVE what we're witnessing? We make a plea to you, the little mommy, to help us get a return message from Gloria Estefan. Can you ask her to write back to us?And we're getting another dog - this one won't be a Huxtable. Check out our name options on the show! Be the JEANS!

5/13/2015 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 51 seconds

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We recorded this on Cinco De Mayo so we hope you had a fun, safe time celebrating. We visit some audio of a Mexican gangb*nger named "Little Boy" talking about shooting a dude in the face to get you in the mood - Margarita, anyone?!Plus we weigh in on candy bars - are you an immigrant or do you eat what people born 'round these parts eat?We got that Chris Gaines doc you know you wanna hear - Do you LIKE THAT? And it turns out vocal fry isn't just frustrating to friends and family - employers hate it too.Farts? We got those too.

5/6/2015 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 36 seconds

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It's true that Choosy Mom's Choose Jif, but REAL Mom's do too. Are you REAL??ChristJeansa and Tommy return from his birth city and they have some stories. Plane dumps and did you know that coconut butter can be used as a lubricant? Tom's family has tested it.Pastor Manning lets us inside Starbucks secrets - just how much sem*n are they putting in your drink?We have highlights from our LIVE show in Cincy with Geoff Tate AKA Denim on Denim AKA Hot Dogs and Gatorade for LYFE. You'll find out how many hot dogs he's been eating.We haven't heard back yet from Gloria Estefan, but we're hoping by putting our song out there that she will respond soon.Love,The Miami Fart Machine

4/29/2015 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 22 seconds

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Be careful if you like to drink Starbucks like the mommies do. There's a secret that we've all just learned of and that is that Starbucks coffees and lattes CAN get you pregnant!It's true. Pastor Manning has informed us to just be careful because there are gay men masturbating into your drinks at Starbucks and that's why it's delicious but also dangerous.Who knew that Shane Lee could be such a polarizing figure?!? We dive into some of the emails from listeners - some weren't too happy with us!Plus is #WipeGate ever REALLY over? This time our closest family and friends weigh in. What does Maria say? Cousin Juli? Even Charo lets us know what time it is.And the debut of the Miami Fart Machine will surely have you whistling this hit for days to come. Do we have one the top selling artists of all time on the phone? Si, Senora!

4/22/2015 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 39 seconds

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It's Shane Lee's world and we're all just hanging out around him.If angels do exist there's no question that Mr. Lee is one of them. With a voice so pitch perfect you'll find yourself questioning what is art, what is soul, what is beauty? The answer: it's Shane Lee.In this episode we dive deep in to Lee's world and range of other-worldly talent. We also reveal some very sad, yet unavoidable news to the world of adult entertainment. Get your kleenex ready - you'll be wiping up more than usual.Plus Ghost Kru and Obe1 are back with tracks that honor, who else, Shane Lee.

4/15/2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 55 seconds

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Need a recommendation on where to eat, what to see? It's a good thing The Concierge is in the building. Never any half-stepping when the Full Charge is here.This is one of the most action packed episodes in history. We actually feel a little guilty - about how funny and amazing this episode is. If you don't enjoy this then you have a serious head injury that is accompanied by very loose and low jeans.Respect your mother OR get knocked out in the store she works in. Plus will wipegate ever get settled? We have Supreme Court Justice Top Dog laying down a clear RULING. How will America respond?!? Want a workout video to gain muscles, but isn't gay? We might have found your guy. Black Talk that stumps our ears is in full effect and a would you rather that might make you Vegan (vagin*).Pull em up, yo!

4/8/2015 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 4 seconds

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It's time to try on an old pair.Classic Jeans 45 covers some of your favorite moments. Like the morning show where they ask Tommy if he's "their mommy" and Tina's vomit phobia.Jeans up forever.

4/1/2015 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 40 seconds

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Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA.Wipe like a person first? Are you human? Maybe you're TEAMTOMMY.The listeners, other comics, hell, even Web doctors weigh in on this one.Plus a song that will blow you away dedicated to your mothers! We talk Tommy's taste in (some) white music and a call from OMG Maria that will leave you, well, unsettled?She's bananas.

3/25/2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 50 seconds

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So many treats in this one.Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, p*rn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo).Get at me.

3/18/2015 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 5 seconds

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When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is.What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, tracking it into bed and then realizing your sleeping in poo. It's awful.We got that new fire for you (hip kid slang) and we break down the "secret enemy." Is there one in your life?Grandma has pipes and sings about that Coco and a black dude yells a LOT at a white dude to wipe that s**t down (his car).Plus Tina's voicemails are getting crazier and we think we have a plausible theory about them. We also play a classic bit from an oldie but goodie.Can you believe Tina takes Brown in to the shower?!?!?!?!

3/11/2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds

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You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree.Also, food is good.Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and also to expand your vocabulary so that you don't sound like such a dumbs**t.We have reviews for the REAL MAN from the Mommies and these joints are on FLEEK!Plus Tina peed a frightening color. Was it murder?! When Tom/Mom posts a fart video do you realize how arrogant you have to be to question its authenticity. We clear the air (well, we cloud it first).If you think Dad Mouth is bad, wait til you smell what Mom's got cookin in her den. (It's pretty greezy).And a new phone number is full of mysterious messages. Give em a listen!

3/4/2015 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 35 seconds

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Powerful.Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN.Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter.

2/25/2015 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 2 seconds

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Sweet, loving, kissy-faced jeans. That's what those Valentimes are all about. We brought our love to the Ice House for a live episode with a fiery, sexy crowd. This was honestly one of the best times we've ever had live. It's like all our collective jeans are getting tighter.We give you the goods here, Chocolate anuses, brows on fleek, all kinds of words that the kids are saying now. Plus we have a sing-along and an orignal song debuts! We got dad jokes and sex sounds and a whole lot more.We love you, Jeans. We really do.

2/18/2015 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 1 second

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Hey there dirty jeans! Wipe your face cause it's covered in vagin*l juices and secretions.If you have OCD we hope you get better, but in the mean time we'll laugh at you.Tina has brows on Fleek! Peep them all at Damone Roberts. Plus Tommy is breaking down. Can you make that dude rest?You thought XXplosive was a crazy track? Check out this Too Short classic. We got Brown Talk, Vocal Fry, White Big Words, Plies Talk and more!Wash your filthy jeans, will you!?!

2/12/2015 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 41 seconds

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You figure it out.

2/4/2015 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 18 seconds

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Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods).Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome, Braunger is like a son to us. We not only talk about his big special we cover the hidden C**T in Harry Potter (Tommy found it), and what in the world Plies was talking about, Ya feel me? This episode is just like hanging out in the bathroom with your buddy. You're gonna love it.Who won the last Fill Her Up? We have results! And this edition of Tom or White is pure White Knowledge testing - how much do you know!?

1/28/2015 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 36 seconds

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Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff?Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern day philosopher.Plus does a communist from a small island have the tools to identify a sex toy? We have differing opinions on this one. Will you side with the right Mommy!?Maybe if you're having troubles motivating yourself you keep it to yourself OR just go ahead and post every day how everyone is out to get you and everything is a battle and FIGHT! Fight things and people that aren't even there. That seems awfully stable of you.You have the Jeans, you just gotta learn how to wear them.

1/21/2015 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 52 seconds

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J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit!This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that the Main Mommy, Christina Pazsitzky (PaJeanSky) has released a NEW album!Man of the Year is Christina's second album and is now available everywhere. Be sure to get a copy so that her jeans reach higher, tigher levels!Plus the moms get down and talk about Tommy letting Christina do (and say) dumb things. Is it his fault?!? Tina worked out HARD this week. Is cross training fitness not a match for her?Tommy is in LOVE with another crime show. This one is extra murdery and we break it down for you. Plus "Uncle Bill" whom we have been wanting to have on the show for years is finally here. All we can say about that is - you're not ready.DENIM!

1/14/2015 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 5 seconds

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Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year.This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering his sounds, but once she gets it, she GETS it.Plus we try to figure out what's up with Austin Uber drivers and all the different browns we had there.Is there anything Steven Seagal doesn't know? Well, uh, that's a trick question. We jam out to a song that'll blow your mind. CP was inspired and now you'll be too.Raise a pair of pants up for this one!

1/7/2015 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 14 seconds

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What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you."When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken.A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully) guess FAR older. It's a real HOOT.Plus Tom hung out with an older man in a sauna. Did it get weird? Well, they covered cannibalism, prostitution and drugs. So it gets fun.The brown detectives may have solved an age old mystery. Maybe it will prevent future loose stools. We'll see.Jeans, this is the final episode of 2014. Let's promise each other one thing, next year, even HIGHER!

12/31/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 53 seconds

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It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck).We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this time we really deliver. Unwrap the paper and take in some Shane Lee. That's right the internet sensation who "teaches" vocal lessons is now in the DOME!He does impressions, requests and, well, whatever he feels like saying. It's awesome and it's here. Plus your two mothers have some wonderful clips including NEW (is that possible) talents that Steven Segal has - like God? (Actually, YES).And what's a better gift than breakin down some brown with Top Dog. Rejoice!

12/24/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 22 seconds

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A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment means sexual release.Farts. This episode has them. From both mommies. Will you eat what we fart on?Plus Garth meets Meeeh, meets more melodies. It's creepy, weird and wonderful all at the same time. Guys should cover their nipples, You BETTER wash your nuts and your other stinky parts (especially if you want someone going in there).And we talk family - and what is a reasonable amount of time to spend with them - Minutes?Get your festive jeans on!

12/17/2014 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 43 seconds

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Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While some look to him for spiritual leadership, we find him to have his finger on the pulse of what's funny and this guy is hilarious.Plus we have some new songs and we have to admit, they are DADGUM GOOD!Can we teach you how to sing? Yes. BEATBOX? You betcha! AND we got that Chris Gaines music that you know you wanna hear.Would you mind pulling your jeans a little higher?

12/10/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 54 seconds

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Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you.We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems.Plus Theo must face the fact that he's named after an accused serial rapists TV son. And that ain't gonna fly, Jack! We must give him a NEW name OR can we simply call him by his BIRTH NAME?!?! You mean he has one? Yup.This episode is LOADED. Jeans UP!!

12/3/2014 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 25 seconds

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Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set you straight (don't take it so far).Plus a UK coach can drop that fire the same way Coach Ice does - only it sounds sweeter.Some news reports are silly and some make you ask What The F*** Are We Doing Here? And then sometimes someone makes a song about it that's worthy of multiple replays.Plus we have the Full Charge droppin sweet science on everything including Puddin Pops and Spanish Fly, Rude and Theo too. Oh, Cosby.

11/26/2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 16 seconds

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Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enlightened man is here shining his radiance on us in a way only he can do.We examine #TEAMLITTLED**K and what it means to breathe thru the bump in your baby head with the Smith siblings.Plus Duncan takes us down the path of goodness. He points us and hopefully you towards the light with ideas and philosophies that are from a higher power, but simplified in a way that likens them to your poo covered B-hole.Get your denim space suit on, we're leaving the Stratosphere on this one!

11/19/2014 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 18 seconds

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Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more!This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!!

11/12/2014 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 4 seconds

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It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option.Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up.If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem?Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb.POP, Hold it down some more.

11/5/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 18 seconds

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Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so give them away!Tate is LONG overdue in the MOMMY DOME, but thankfully he's here and you're about to get the full scoop on DENIM ON DENIM + HOT DOGS and GATORADE + also CHEERS.Geoff is a fantastic comic, truly one of the best and he's a breeze to hang with. Always funny and low maintenance. This man is our type of guy. You get the Dental Update, the D**k Detectives and more!Drops galore on this one! Pull those M7Z's up, Jeans!

10/31/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 13 seconds

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Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?Get One!These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets discuss.The Mommies are on Tru TV's How To Be A Grown Up and we let you in behind the curtain. Want in?Plus Top Dog talks farts, poops AND Killing in a call for the ages!

10/29/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 29 seconds

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Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man!We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of org*sms and this time it isn't a man! Want some?Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of slander and redemption. Chad Daniels is your step mom whether you like it or not. Jeans are Forever

10/24/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 42 seconds

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If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes.Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness.

10/22/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 25 seconds

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Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it.Did you spend time with your father lately? Did he org*sm in front of you? We sure hope so. Tommy's dad, Top Dog, is back with some great advice on, you guessed it, some BROWN TALK.We have an original song that's gonna blow your jeans off, plus some Asian talk that sounds eerily familiar. Paging Sharkeisha - Honey are you there?!?If you loosen your jeans for this episode you'll never forgive yourself.

10/17/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 6 seconds

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Get your dad ready to org*sm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!

10/15/2014 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 28 seconds

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This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY!Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.Why do people over 50 refuse to drink water? Water is in us and everywhere around us. Maybe they are just wiser and know that nothing satisfies your bodies cravings for hydration and nutrients like Diet co*ke. It tastes good and it's good for you. Especially post-workout.Do you remember your father's funeral? How many org*sms did you have staring at his corpse? We found someone that may have been more aroused than you and it's ALL TIME CLASSIC MOM mode already. Get ready to cry from joy and from your relentless org*sms on this one!

10/10/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 12 seconds

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POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're talking about?Kentucky Jeans and Momlando Jeans were worn this weekend - get the breakdown, Gawd.Plus Tina explains what that drop about God and blessing is all about. Do you watch comedy? Does it ever upset you. Please blog and share in detail how you feel and your disappointment about it. Even if you laughed, somewhere inside you there is surely something to complain about.And we have a song that we can only WISH came from a listener - Maybe it did???

10/8/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 42 seconds

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Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her.Tina is VERY surprised to hear a series of NEW drops in her honor! Can you guess what they are? They are blessed indeed.Be sure to relax on this one as the smooth sounds of Crapzo and Manwelle and White Tigress penetrate your soul - choose whichever one best suits your needs.Plus we give you the 411 on the Segura Family Cruise. What's that? Were family genitals shared? Mmmm-hmmm.Plus some WOULD YOU RATHERS and more!

10/3/2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 43 seconds

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Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day.Please enjoy this Classic episode which has the origins of F****n Camp! among other Tourettes Classics!This is high quality denim we have here.

10/1/2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 31 seconds

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Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing.Once again, this episode features Top Dog and BROWN and it's epic. We hope you took care of your teeth while we were gone. We're going to check each of your toothbrushes to make sure of it, Theo.

9/26/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 10 seconds

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Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores.This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting history - Top Dog and brown come together in REAL TIME.Buckle Up, you ain't ready.

9/24/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 14 seconds

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Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but goodie. Some of the origins of Mommycode are deep within this episode. Listen and enjoy.

9/19/2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 15 seconds

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Shots Fired!!!If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna.The elephant in the room must be addressed - Peter Caine has called the MAIN MOMS out! Lord only knows what will happen next, but Peter Caine is on the watch list. Should he worry about Tina and Tommy? No. The little Mommy's? Probably. Theo? You Bet. You can't just talk s**t like that and not expect bad things to happen.As Theo has always said, "Don't start nuttin, won't be nuttin."Plus Tommy has returned from City Connection and he can't wait to go back. He's got that international jeans fever!

9/17/2014 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 12 seconds

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Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right???Tom's in Hong Kong aka "City Connection" right now. He had a real nice hair cut before he left and we talk about it. Christina admits to seeing the same hairdresser since 1998, but he's awesome so don't sweat it.Cops are still all fu$%in bald and s$it. We discuss nightmare jobs for us personally. Being nocturnal is horrible.COPS is our new favorite show. It's fun to watch people who cook meth getting arrested. And you should always look at the positive aspects of your meth cooking spouse. Christina gets punished for using her BIG WORDS in the last episode...Aunty Fee takes the ALSIceBucket Challenge.

9/12/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 7 seconds

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When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually p*rn. But this p*rn clip is "revolutionary" according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda". Both versions, fart and original. We also explore "the cowboy hip hop" and real "hip hop" dancing. The cargo pant debate rages on! We look forward to Tom's upcoming Asian dumps. Theo hears his latest song and comes on the show to discuss his royalty agreement. Wendy's has a neat corporate training song.

9/10/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 39 seconds

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Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless man and a Greek billionaire suddenly become the same living being - a mic farter.King A** Ripper is an international treasure for a reason. He seizes the opportunities that others ignore. He never, EVER passes on the chance to drop heat for the rest of us. Thank you Hairy N Gross Glutton. You inspire us all. International super star Nicki Minaj got the hint (okay it wasn't her) and now has a real hit on her hands!Plus Theo heard the song that all the Mommy's are talking about and, you guessed it, he wants his cut. Tina tries to reason with him, but there's no taking the hood out of this pooch.Tina is a big NERD and wears undies during a massage (MOMSSAGE). Are you the same type of NERD that she is? If you're a flight attendant please keep the jokes inside of your head. You're the WORST!And finally Half Ounce drops some crazy Ya know what I'm talkin about, ya feel me, ya know what I mean? And Tina thinks he has some BIG WORDS too!

9/5/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds

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Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent.Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo Huxtable AKA The Hardest playa on the block ate tin foil. Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that he is not a "Very smart person." He is, in fact, a dog. In this, The "Forgotten "Episode" we recap how our dog scared us and made us rush all over the city worried sick about our sick dog. We were so worried that we forgot to upload this ep in our mad rush to catch a flight.Desperate salesmen are like friends - They're the WORST!!!Plus we talk about LEASE-A-CAR Acting Studios, Dental Updates and more. We'll never forget our Jeans behind again!

9/3/2014 • 53 minutes, 10 seconds

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If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation.We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you remember that cops are bald and s**t? They're bald, man. They're f****n bald. Do we have a song about that? Yup.Plus Tommy ate a Joey Diaz edible again and, you guessed it, panic, fear and unplanned detours took place. When Tina reads their text exchange you might have to rewind it and hear it again.Is the Cargo Shorts debate finally resolved?!?! NO. You, the little mommy can't decide and neither can we. Be The JEANS!

8/27/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 53 seconds

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How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop.Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant difference between a hard, bloated belly and a soft, hanging gut. We BREAK IT DOWN!You, the little mommy weighs in on the Cargo shorts/D**k Detective debate and we gotta tell you, the Mommy's are split! That's right, the debate continues!!!We got more love for Mike Tyson and we revisit King A** Ripper and his library of artwork (fart work).Plus Tina's dad (from the 18th Street Gang) talk about how cops are like, F***in bald, man!

8/22/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 15 seconds

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When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn up the volume! Listen to us talk about stuff and play audio clips! See?Plus Tommy met Mike Tyson. What? Yup. And it's a pretty crazy story. Turns out the former champ is a big fan of streaming content.Do Cargo shorts make that bulge even BIGGER? The mommy's debate and invite you to weigh in with your d**k knowledge. Give us your best shot, little jeans.And OMG Maria is FIRED UP. Was it service? Yes. Was it Starbucks? No. Is a race/ethnicity mentioned? You bet!Pull em up!

8/20/2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 23 seconds

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It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that.We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate abroad. It's like listening to a child question how the science works - a lot of questions and sometimes the SAME ones. Over and over and over.We have a DENTAL UPDATE from the NEWS - Oh my. Floss your denticles, hahahahaha.More bummer white people movies, bad music, DMX redeems himself and lot more.We DON'T LIKE SALT WATER BREEZES!!!

8/15/2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 10 seconds

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Sharkeisha, What??? We got a new jam for you.Super talented comic/model Nick Youssef has an album out and now we can all rejoice! We've been long time fans of young Youssef and now you will be too. Make sure to get his debut, Stop Not Owning This.Peter Caine is back at it - this time it's about your dog's leash and issues!Plus we introduce Nick to the idea of the C*mdog that will one day live in our backyard.We cover The Comedy Store, Nick's youth and a whole LOT more. Nick is a total honorary mommy and will definitely be back weaving denim with us soon.

8/13/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 36 seconds

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These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together.Please reach out to him on twitter @305Mayor and ask him to sell us the Eat A Booty Shirts.Speaking of clothes, has Tommy joined a gang? His new shorts and shirts will have saying, "Sup Homie! Sun Valley Gang for life homie!" Plus we investigate did a flight attendant have their EYES on Tommy Mommy's junk as he slept?!?! Let's break it down!The mommies ate some BAD food back to back and meals and their fart makers paid the price. BK plus eggs and pancakes make you feel good.Tina jeans did some serious fitness and then slept for 16 hours. Will she keep this new lifestyle choice up?REAL TALK, Bummer White people movies and more!

8/8/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 23 seconds

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You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat is the opposite. She engaging, full of life and absolutely hilarious.We get the inside scoop on what has made Ms Pat so funny and such a saavy hustler. Just listen and you'll be saying "I'm a ol' drug dealer" in no time.Epic stories, DMX audio and a Tom OR Black for the ages. Who wins this one?!? Pull your jeans up and listen.

8/6/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds

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Jeff Richards is a (Muscle) bitch! You'll get it soon enough. We have the former Mad TV and SNL star in the mommy dome.This episode has it all: show biz stories, life lessons, spot on impressions and something we are now HUGE fans of - the MUSIC of Jeff Richards. We are hooked like we're wearing a new pair of jeans or something.Plus Dental News, breaking down 2 Live Crew (Tom's Beatles) lyrics, listener music and more. This is why we wear denim - episodes like this one.

8/1/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 20 seconds

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SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller coaster. It's incredible and we share it with you.Did you that Tina Jeans and Sydney Castillo can SPIT BARS?!?!? You must take your eyes to the site and watch the REGULAR BODY video. We sense a Grammy over here.We go back to get SNOOSHI and our lady has a surprise for us (in her pants). Plus Tina proposes a new HGTV show for Tommy that combines his love of home shopping and masturbating!We review why you're probably not married, ladies and we have some good info (you should probaby request big dongs more).What Ya'll Really Want!?!

7/30/2014 • 58 minutes, 29 seconds

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We keeps it real here and we appreciate the realness, gnam sayin? Nothing kept our attention like one of the realest Reality shows ever, Breaking Bonaduce. Gretchen Bonaduce, the ex-wife of Danny B, is in the Mommy Dome and droppin knowledge on us. We talk about the total chaos that was encompassing their lives as this completely unplanned show was filmed and the self-destructive path that Danny was on. It's engaging, outrageous, hilarious and sad all at the same time.Get ready for a YMH EXCLUSIVE (Tailored Denim). This episode is an instant classic, plus we have a Steven Seagal nugget of wisdom to keep your eyes rolling.

7/25/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 31 seconds

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Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support! Trick loves the kids, but he's also way into eating the booty. We acknowledge and honor his passion. Are you passionate about it too? Please do tell us.When the jeans step into the bedroom, it's full of hungry eyes and hardcore RAP! Tina knows her man likes beats and rhymes, so she's shifting her sensibilites and wooing her man with that BASS!Are farts foreplay? We think it is even if you don't think it is - It's Only Smells...There's only one group of people ruining the flowers in Elizabeth Park, do you know what type of gypsy we're referring to? Take a guess.You gots to feed a bitch!!!

7/23/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 43 seconds

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Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN CORE! Toronto is no joke, you know what we're sayin?Tommy and Tina drop dreams on you! Who requested a T Bunz piledriver? Which race crawled up in Tina in her sleep-filled mind? We try to understand what people are sayin. Pretty sure that one of them is even too advanced for the most seasoned mom. Give it a shot, ketchup/mustard!Can Britney Spears sing? We have evidence that suggests your opinion on her vocals has always been on point. Plus Aunty FeeFee drops knowledge thru music and Top Dog raises even his own brown bar! Remember, "It's Only Smells."

7/18/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 4 seconds

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Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an A1 US of A person is around? Let's break it down!If someone told you to Go F yourself, could you? Black Salami has something show the people who doubt that he can. WARNING, it's NSFHE - Not Safe For Human Eyes.How does God do a new thang if he's still doin the same thang?!?!?!Momstralia/Australia speaks English...sort of. Can you understand this bloke?We have Dental Updates all around plus more from our favorite Dog Trainer, Peter Caine. Things are getting weirder. Big Shouts to Ontario, Canada for all the love this past week. That's some real nice denim you guys have up there. This episode will make you wish your peepee was stuck in Budder.

7/16/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 39 seconds

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It's your mom's house!

7/11/2014 • 1 hour, 49 seconds

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Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will break it - then point and laugh!We Bro'd down hard in the Bro to celebrate the greatest birthday ever for Country Numero UNO. Hope you got down too or at least thanked us for being the best.Jeans In My C**T is STUCK in our heads and we hope it's in yours too. Care to hear it again? Good.Tina and Tommy are seriously in the TV BIZ now. Will a network pick up Tom Farts in a Jar or Dog D**K Afternoon? We sure hope so (they're really good ideas).One of our listeners actually worked for the mastermind behind Friday (not the movie) and Chinese Food (Is that also a movie?) and lets us in behind the curtain of his mediocrity.

7/9/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 35 seconds

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It's time to celebrate. America, either the land you're lucky enough to live in or lucky enough to wish you lived in is putting another candle in her cake. Show respect. Wear tighter, more form-fitting jeans.You know how Theo does it - 24/7 and to honor our son and one of the hardest MF's out there, our boy now has his own gear. It's official. We're still working on the percentage split with him, but it's out there.We promise not to feed him vegan food. We really think Peter Caine would light us up if we did.We read your emails, play a NEW GOOD song - not a horrific song, and basically have a jolly, good time doing this episode. We love you, Lady America. Here's to you!

7/4/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 51 seconds

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You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we have ever seen! Just kidding - we Love you!The Mommy Dome is happy to welcome Christina's fellow castmate from Funniest Wins, Mr. Sydney Castillo! Sydney can come back whenever he wants as he is a total JEANS MACHINE (AKA a Natural Fit).We break down the difference between Ft. Worth and Dallas, defend abusive coaches, Biggie vs Beatles, Dental Updates, OG WYR, plus the most epic TOM or BLACK ever!You are not prepared for the good times wrapped up in the episode! Stay Social!

7/2/2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 49 seconds

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Take care of your rectum and its "situations" or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood.We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't?How come an itchy butt will just pop up out of nowhere? We break it down!We're thinking of getting a (legal) slave - PLUS Dental Updates, a NEW Corporate song and more!

6/27/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 52 seconds

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There are kids here so please SIT YOUR whor* ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a fellow passenger, but we all have our days. Chuck Woolery blames Canada and wants to take them down! Will you side with him?Our bed is old and we are ready for a new one - where do you sleep, outside? On nails? Share your experience.Tina's fart game has been raised and the Mommies make a promise to stop droppin bombs - can they keep it?REAL TALK - The Gypsies are back and White Trashier than ever. S**T just got way worser, ya'll. Will we ever eradicate them?This episode is like a bag of chips going into a bowl.

6/25/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 38 seconds

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Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed over, boo. You gotta mind your manners!White trash is a special breed of human and we like to think of them as the worst (and most entertaining) representation of our race. From West Virginian gypsies to your standard meth head, there's no shortage of awful when it comes to the White man.Biggie vs Beatles is no where near over. We read your emails as you side with one or the other - and you don't hold back!Plus dozens of awful songs have been pouring in. We bless your earholes with the sweet sounds of no talent.Top Dog is on the horn and he now wants to be an author. Won't you buy his book?

6/20/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds

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What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian p*rnographer, Rocco says, "You must have both the passion and the chemistry and the focus and not know when the end is here for it to go with what is there." Understand?Peter Caine is our new hero. Don't you dare threaten him and don't EVER leave your dog with a friend. Friends are the worst.Bad songs are evidently existence in abundance. Thank you for filling our inbox with them. Is the Biggie/Beatles debate over? Nope! Who do you side with, Tina's super white/super lame explanation or Tom's hard and black and super real argument?Gross sexual kinks are fascinating. Do you have one? Please share. And, you know what I'm sayin, we want that GENUINE "Gnam sayin" Know what we're saying?Bossa Nova forever!

6/19/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds

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Body Talk, yo. What's your body say about you? Do you have towels? Partners? A LOT of time? Get your fitness on, God.Tina's not playin. She's doing Quadruplethons and she's sponsored by Chili and other premium fitness brands.We love working out in prison and prison movies too! Chopper and Bronson are doing it real big and with cool accents.More bad songs, DENTAL UPDATE, WYR and More!

6/13/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 52 seconds

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The battle continues! What's the worst song we've ever heard? YOU GET TO DECIDE. Could it be about Ames, Iowa? Maybe. West Saint Paul? Possibly. Chinese Food? Hey, what's happening here? Luckily for you, it's all terrible.Horses are NOT WELCOME in the Mommy Dome. Get your glue machine out of our faces. Smelly, demon dwellers.Vietnamese seems like a difficult language. Now try it with a gun to your head. We make it easy!!!Plus we have to navigate how to say a very, um, difficult name to pronounce.

6/11/2014 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 42 seconds

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When you bark like a dog, you should BARK LIKE A REAL ENRAGED DOG. Thankfully, we have the man to show you how it's done. Ain't no woof woof over here, kid.Your Jeans have spoken and confirmed what HALF of US already knew - Tommy is pretty close to being the MAIN MOMMY via the Biggie vs Bowie vs Beatles debate.But then again Tina hasn't stopped making brown for the last few days, so does the MAIN MOMMY CROWN belong on her???We have more awful songs and examine a Tyler Perry, uh, movie - is that what they're called? It also has a song that could run alongside Summertime and Social. It's BAD meaning BAD.

6/6/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 27 seconds

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DON'T RECORD ME, SON! Stay up, Staten Island. And yo, I heard your girl been giving that stuff out to all dem guys, yo!Who would you rather have playing at your birthday party a leather boy or a B Boy? You're picking sides here, dawg. Tina is eating a lot of veggies and her toots are sending a clear message. Will she respond appropriately???If you report the news, report it! Say the thing that the guy said. We're adults. We can handle it, jeans.There are songs galore here and an ALL NEW FILL HER UP that will have you seriously deliberating who to seal shut! Aren't you glad that SUMMERTIME IS HERE. It's the best, right?

6/4/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 32 seconds

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Jason Nash Is Married. This is not only a factual statement, but also the name of a new movie written by, directed by and starring our very special guest, Jason Nash. Tina Jeans became good buds with Nash over the last month as they both filmed the top secret show that you now know about. We love Jason for a lot of reasons, but his honesty about marraige and parenthood might top it all. If his movie is anything like this conversation we cannot wait to see it!Plus don't look at, approach, pet, whistle towards or think of another persons dog and a HUGE Dental Update from Tina's bestie, amazing audio and more!

5/30/2014 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 6 seconds

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Somewhere on some street that goes by the name Marquette, the dumbest person alive is walking around recording himself on his phone so that we may document stupidity in all its glory.This episode is packed, but here's what you need to know: Top Dog AND OMG Maria BOTH have calls. Enjoy!

5/28/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds

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Sometimes when someone screams to F**K someone Right in their P***y they are not who they seem! REJOICE, Tina is back in the Mommy Dome and her jeans are tighter than ever. Will she reveal secrets of her shoot? I don't know. Maybe.When a LADY gets a massage do Pro men go for the gold and give her that happy ending? Let's discuss. Chuck Woolery is doing A LOT of commercials. A LOT. And they're all for old people that are falling apart. What do they each pay? 11 dollars.Tommy and Tina discuss how many more marriages they'll go thru. More than 3? That seems like too many. Maybe we should just sign a good ol' C*m dog up to hang out around the house. Sean Connery approves!If you never saw the House of Cosby's do yourself a favor and watch them, Rudy. They are AMAZING, Theo. Eat the pudding slice!

5/23/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds

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YOOOOOOOOOOOshi! Oh my goodness. He's back - the most downloaded man in YMH history was the step mom in Seattle when Tina couldn't make it. Sadly, the audio isn't great. BLUEBAN'S fault. But it's still worth a listen - why? Well, it's Yoshi. There's no description that does it justice. He covers all his hits: AIDS, assault, murder, kidnapping, racism and more! You ain't ready.

5/21/2014 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 28 seconds

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Let's keep getting social! What if SWV covered that song? Or what if all their songs were about Jeans? It's all possible with your MOMS. If you have your stomach stapled or some of it is just taken away be careful when you pass wind because everything might just fall out of you. Tina gives you her secret formula to hotel coffee that is POWERFUL. It's White Lightning that leads to Brown Thunder.The four major food groups are steak, shrimp, chicken and ribs. We help you understand how much of each is important for your diet. Magic Johnson has those AIDS in case you didn't know. Also, Al Sharpton versus words is fantastic. Wear those jeans, gurl.

5/16/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 24 seconds

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Live from Denver with Chuck Roy!

5/14/2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes

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Derivatives are, you know what I'm sayin, like important when you, know what I'm sayin, doin calculus. Word. Dudes should not masturbat* on the bus with other people around when those people have camera phones cause you get recorded and then you get arrested (plus it's rude). The exception would be if you had a nice cheese with you and then you can get romantic. You know what's better than a girl fight? Shovel fight! Yeahhhhh! Plus Bad Acting and more. Bang! Bang!

5/9/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 59 seconds

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Oh the mommies are worldwide, yo! Even though Tina Jeans couldn't make it to Canada (Manada) Tommy Bunz still went up there and did what a single mom has to do. He found a man to help him out. The great Toby Hargrave sat in as a step mom and he was amazing! Toby and Tommy break down a crazy park landscaper, religious upbringings, parenting, heckling, Fill Her Ups, Would You Rathers and so much more. This ep really is the Moose's (Because Canada) T**s!

5/7/2014 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 12 seconds

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Come on, guys! Say it with me! Working for my company is fun!!! Lets sell market stuff and sell it and also ship it, yeahhhh! Jobs should be exciting and so should telling the world about it. Lets get social - Social. We feel for you if your coporation or boss is one of these wind bags who tries to dress up work like it's fun. Or worse, when they think you're stupid enough to buy into making profit for THEM as something YOU love to do. Some of this coporate talk made our jeans hang very loose. Just remember that your job doesn't define you, little mommy. Pastor Manning is back with way more CRAZINESS. Just a heads up - he's not a fan of our Prez. Praise the Lord, Ya'll!

4/30/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 1 second

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Stimulate our minds, Jeans! The Ice House is always bumpin when 2 Mommies wearing denim decide to sit down for some greezy time. A great crowd filled the room while many more watched it streaming online. This live show has amazing audio, mommy confessions, intimate talk, Fill Her Up and so much more! We just opened a new denim processing factory because of this episode!

4/25/2014 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 38 seconds

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Well a very heavy bertation tonight. We had a very derison bite. Lets go ahead terrison to the bit in the hit a bit. Make sense? Good. Ladies, watch out, it could happen to you (fingers crossed!). Theo has been going on SOLO adventures. We finally catch up to what he's been doing - he was not very forthcoming, for the record. Plus a touching Easter story from Tina and she REkindles the flame that is her passion for UB40. Can Tom decode what some black guy is saying? Did The Ultimate Warrior know where the Dudes were at?? We may be able to confirm that. Keep It Greezy!

4/23/2014 • 56 minutes, 32 seconds

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Wait, White what? Ohhhhh. This gets pretty advanced pretty quickly. Some people can't sing, some people aren't retarded. But some people are an interesting mix up of both. We break it down for you. You might be surprised when we listen to the greatest song of our generation and strip it down to it's suspiciously "special" voice. Are all children actually retard(ed) sounding? A "Bad Girl" asks if you know what she's saying, but she has a special twist! Plus a hockey player throws hit hat in the ring as he drops a mountain of "You Know's" in an interview. Wear HEADPHONES for this one!

4/18/2014 • 59 minutes, 17 seconds

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Get out of that Country A** nonsense, pull up your denim and get ready for the get down. We got a hot new anthem for REAL MOMMIES ONLY. Plus, Tommy ran into Joey "Try Eating This and Living" Diaz on a flight and, yeah, meltdown came soon after. Real husbands say, "Show me how those big T**s fart" to their wives and maybe now, you will too? Pastor Manning is completely insane and we have the audio to prove it. REAL TALK is back and we are ready to ROAST the Duggars wildly selfish lifestyle. This episode is offensive.

4/16/2014 • 59 minutes, 57 seconds

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You know you're in good company when the WHITE HOUSE is listening to your show. We have pretty compelling evidence that suggests that President Obama listens to the show and keeps up with the YMH lingo. Maybe he'll be on the show soon? Hope so. If you and your boys are planning on getting together for a fun night of bro'ing down you should get a Naughty Boy and take that party to the next level! It's been a minute, but TOP DOG is back and he's got one of his "great ideas." Plus, you guessed it, he has a dump story. As if that didn't make you shart your shorts, there's MORE! OMG Maria is on this ep! She tells the uh, "story" of her latest car accident and names a new leader when it comes to foreigners who's language skills/attitudes upset her. You're not ready!

4/11/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 55 seconds

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WHAT WRONG WITH YOU? said the most awesome pastor ever. I'll let him finish his sentence. Have you seen that show, masturbat* Theater? It's pretty good and we have a clip. Mr. Selfridge has a very interesting French character who encourages a nice young English lady to meet his anus. What's up with Pro Wrestling, for real? When do you stop liking it? Do you wear Superman pajamas? Good. This ep has a BIG TIME Dental Update from TINA and a poop story for the ages from one of YOU!! LADIES, trim your tootsie nails - they're not supposed to hang over the edge. We discuss in a new NAILS segment. And, you guessed it, there's more sayin of You Know What I'm Sayin - You know what we're sayin?

4/9/2014 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 19 seconds

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No need for a big description here - it's LIVE from San Francisco (Man Frandisco). Put on your old denim panties and enjoy this one (it's full of treats)! J-J-J-JEANS UNIT

4/4/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 5 seconds

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Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided out Aussie pimp handling his Thai ho's. Make sense? Dude has some good points and a LOT of job stoppers (you'll soon understand). A man violated the safety and sanctity of our neighborhood in front of Tina and inTO a Yoplait (possible future sponsor?). We go to the Forensic Files to see if we can solve the case! Do families that masturbat* together just, basically, get along the best? We just don't know. Tina left behind a life in the KGB to come to the US of A and today is the anniversary. Will she be allowed to stay? Obama decides! Wiping with a MAN'S wipe is new for Lady Jeans. We can't wait for her review. Most IMPORTANTLY we break down the new and accepted criteria for crowning the You Know What I'm Sayin Champion and it's a real GAME CHANGER. It's spring time, get that seasonal denim out!

4/2/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 2 seconds

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It never gets old. No matter how much time passes by, joy is always spread when someone drops a Deez Nuts joke. And if you get it on TV? Well, we collectively thank you, sir. New music from you, the little jeans, is welcomed and celebrated! It's time to post a challenge! Does a pimp or a rapper say You Know What Im Sayin more? Get out your pen and paper cause you've got some countin' to do! (You know what I'm sayin?) But everything takes a back seat to the Queen of this episode. Internet sensation, vocal inspiration and servant of our Lord, Aunty FeeFee joins us! She is as sweet, engaging and fun as you knew she would be. Does she bless our show with a special tune? Put your earbuds in and let us pleasure you ears. WE WEAR DENIM ONLY AROUND HERE!

3/28/2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 16 seconds

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FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bases, YKWIS? Yes, there's a new champ in the You Know What I'm Sayin circle and it is GLORIOUS! Tina and Tommy both have Brown issues - You've been warned. Is or isn't the man we both see homeless? The Jeans are DIVIDED. Plus Jerry Lewis is still obnoxious and we have a first hand account from comedian and writer Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal). It's ridiculous and hilarious. Pull your pants up. BIKES!!!!

3/26/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 17 seconds

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Where Brooklyn at? In your ear drums. Rest In Peace, ODB. We pay respect to the GODS on this one. There's nothing quite like a LIVE Mom in front of other Mom's, knawmean? This is all the goodness of YMH wrapped into one Live Denim sandwich - we got crazy audio, WYR, Top Dog and more! Peace to Big Daddy Kane.

3/21/2014 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 39 seconds

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Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying around in his pocket, but we still enjoyed his company. Did you ever hear the joke that if we want to win a war we should just send gangb*ngers to fight them because they love shooting people anyway? Yeah, that's happening. Some OG Sorenos from the 818 are droppin dimes on fools in Syria and the audio is amazing. We have a MAJOR Dental Update - Tina had something SERIOUS done, jeans. Hear the wrath of Ari towards TSA and celebrate Tommy's new special and album. You know what we're sayin? Plus Ari's brown talk will have you cringing, possibly crying and certainly mailing him fiber bars.

3/19/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 15 seconds

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Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice German man's tough nips. We love you so much that we took what was to be the next BONUS episode and we gave it to you, the little Mommy. This show was the Dog's T**S and there are sex secrets revealed. What more could you want? Pull those jeans up. A little higher, please?

3/14/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 38 seconds

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Who is the Main Mommy to you? For many, it's our disabled son, Redban. Luckily for you, he's in the Mommy Dome again and he's grosser than ever. It's always nice to have your kid come home from college and for this hour we wonder if he's ever going to class anymore. We cover life, teeth, Sharkeisha, paranoia and a whole lot more. Does Redban have a secret brother??? Maybe. Does a girl who sells you her dirty panties excite Brian? We think so. Does he tells us the grossest thing ever and nearly causes the show to stop? Yes. Classic Mom on this one.

3/12/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 31 seconds

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You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do what I want when I win, ya dig? Do you know your weight class? Figure it out, farty weight!Tommy had to go potty bad and it almost came out in the car! Tina laughed and that's not nice. Do you think that Robin Wright makes possible suitors sniff her snuff spot? Tommy thinks so. House of Cards (Farts) is the Dogs T**s! Talk smack when you get in a fight, but don't lose focus or your breath.YMH introduces the world to A LOT of things, Knaw Mean? And HONESTLY, we've done it again. Mommy emails are read that deal with playing with the fart pitch and more! Pull those Jeans a little higher, won't you?

3/6/2014 • 57 minutes, 3 seconds

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Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sayin sound off. We provide insight into every race and culture's attempt to say what they're saying. Do you know what each of them mean? Perhaps Tom should add to his "Black vault" of voices as he nails the homeless, nude gay man getting penetrated in the streets. Don't disrespect judges, know what we're all sayin? Lots of music in this one plus some choice Would You Rather's. Give your mother a hug! J-J-J-Jeans Unit!

3/5/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 23 seconds

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When you find something you love to do in life, don't settle for anything but being the best. Even if that thing is tak